The reason Oz only drinks Root Beer
Jul 1, 2022 13:21:50 #
Way back in the day Eastern Oz awoke after a night out with Randy and Stucco with a horrible hangover. ( Poor influence those 2 are ).
When realizing that he's home, in his bed and even under the covers. With growing shock he realizes that he's actually wearing pajamas.
To his right side on the night stand he notices a glass of water, a couple of aspirins, and a note.
The note reads, "Darling, I'm off to the store. Breakfast is on the table. eternally yours, your loving wife G".
Completely confused as to why his wife is being so nice, he walks through a spotless house to the kitchen. With the aroma in the air of bacon and eggs a nice breakfast is waiting for him.
Through blood shot eyes he notices his son is sitting at the kitchen table, reading a book. ( Playboy ) but a book is a book no matter the cover.
Oz asks, "son, what the hell happened last night?"
"Well pops, you stumbled in at 3 AM, Totally wasted drunk, puked in the hallway, and missed the toilet completely."
"Why is mom being so nice?"
"Because when she was trying to get you into bed, and was trying to take off your pants, you started screaming,
" WOMAN LEAVE ME ALONE I'M MARRIED!"
Thus why our Great Oz doesn't partake in anything other than Root Beer anymore.
True story guys just ask Oz. Well the last sentence anyway.
When realizing that he's home, in his bed and even under the covers. With growing shock he realizes that he's actually wearing pajamas.
To his right side on the night stand he notices a glass of water, a couple of aspirins, and a note.
The note reads, "Darling, I'm off to the store. Breakfast is on the table. eternally yours, your loving wife G".
Completely confused as to why his wife is being so nice, he walks through a spotless house to the kitchen. With the aroma in the air of bacon and eggs a nice breakfast is waiting for him.
Through blood shot eyes he notices his son is sitting at the kitchen table, reading a book. ( Playboy ) but a book is a book no matter the cover.
Oz asks, "son, what the hell happened last night?"
"Well pops, you stumbled in at 3 AM, Totally wasted drunk, puked in the hallway, and missed the toilet completely."
"Why is mom being so nice?"
"Because when she was trying to get you into bed, and was trying to take off your pants, you started screaming,
" WOMAN LEAVE ME ALONE I'M MARRIED!"
Thus why our Great Oz doesn't partake in anything other than Root Beer anymore.
True story guys just ask Oz. Well the last sentence anyway.
Jul 1, 2022 14:14:03 #
plumbob wrote:
Way back in the day Eastern Oz awoke after a night... (show quote)
Bet he has stuck to ‘Draft Root Beer’. 😂😂
Jul 1, 2022 14:23:21 #
Huntm22 wrote:
Bet he has stuck to ‘Draft Root Beer’. 😂😂
OZ is a smart man.
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Jul 2, 2022 09:53:31 #
plumbob wrote:
Way back in the day Eastern Oz awoke after a night... (show quote)
Too funny!! That man Oz is an inspiration to All us Beer Drinkers 🤣😅😁👍🤙
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