OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood local bar and ordered a drink.
The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong.
"I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some cheesed-off husband wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop screwing his wife."
"So stop," the barkeep said.
"I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "The idiot didn't sign his name
"
I hate it when that happens!
OJdidit wrote:
I hate it when that happens!
Something you want to share OJ?
That would put a damper on your weekend
plumbob wrote:
Something you want to share OJ?
aha,we found the culprit ππ
BadFisherman wrote:
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood local bar and ordered a drink.
The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong.
"I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some cheesed-off husband wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop screwing his wife."
"So stop," the barkeep said.
"I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "The idiot didn't sign his name
"
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer wi... (
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Sounds like someone needs to keep his pants π on before someone makes him a woman instead of a man
BadFisherman wrote:
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood local bar and ordered a drink.
The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong.
"I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some cheesed-off husband wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop screwing his wife."
"So stop," the barkeep said.
"I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "The idiot didn't sign his name
"
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer wi... (
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This may apply -- "the devil is in the details."
BadFisherman wrote:
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood local bar and ordered a drink.
The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong.
"I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some cheesed-off husband wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop screwing his wife."
"So stop," the barkeep said.
"I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "The idiot didn't sign his name
"
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer wi... (
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Thank God its open carry around these parts.
Huntm22
Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
Blackdog wrote:
Thank God its open carry around these parts.
Just donβt have your back in the air when he comes homes!!
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
BadFisherman wrote:
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood local bar and ordered a drink.
The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong.
"I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some cheesed-off husband wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop screwing his wife."
"So stop," the barkeep said.
"I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "The idiot didn't sign his name
"
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer wi... (
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Seen it coming still Laughing Thanks BF πΊπΈπ£ππ
BadFisherman wrote:
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood local bar and ordered a drink.
The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong.
"I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some cheesed-off husband wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop screwing his wife."
"So stop," the barkeep said.
"I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "The idiot didn't sign his name
"
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer wi... (
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I knew a guy like that !!
Not me it was my store manager , when I was much more younger and I work at a furniture store.
Andy
Billycrap2
Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, πΊπΈπ¦
Andy cacciatori wrote:
I knew a guy like that !!
Not me it was my store manager , when I was much more younger and I work at a furniture store.
Andy
Hummmmmm do tell !!! π€£π€£ππ½
Billycrap2 wrote:
Hummmmmm do tell !!! π€£π€£ππ½
Let's just say he went to a customer house on his lunch Break and the husband came home all he had to say was glad it wasn't a two story house and the the window was big enough to make the escape.!!
True story !!
Have a safe 4th of July
Andy
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