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Jul 1, 2022 07:54:47   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood local bar and ordered a drink.

The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong.

"I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some cheesed-off husband wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop screwing his wife."

"So stop," the barkeep said.

"I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "The idiot didn't sign his name "

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Jul 1, 2022 08:01:00   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
I hate it when that happens!

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Jul 1, 2022 08:28:22   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
OJdidit wrote:
I hate it when that happens!


Something you want to share OJ?

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Jul 1, 2022 08:36:07   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
That would put a damper on your weekend

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Jul 1, 2022 08:58:07   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
BadFisherman wrote:
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood local bar and ordered a drink.

The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong.

"I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some cheesed-off husband wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop screwing his wife."

"So stop," the barkeep said.

"I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "The idiot didn't sign his name "
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer wi... (show quote)




A good one, BF.

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Jul 1, 2022 08:58:25   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
Good one thanks

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Jul 1, 2022 11:35:14   #
E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek
 
plumbob wrote:
Something you want to share OJ?


aha,we found the culprit πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Jul 1, 2022 12:41:40   #
D Tong Loc: San Francisco,Ca
 
BadFisherman wrote:
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood local bar and ordered a drink.

The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong.

"I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some cheesed-off husband wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop screwing his wife."

"So stop," the barkeep said.

"I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "The idiot didn't sign his name "
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer wi... (show quote)

Sounds like someone needs to keep his pants πŸ‘– on before someone makes him a woman instead of a man

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Jul 1, 2022 14:04:00   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
BadFisherman wrote:
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood local bar and ordered a drink.

The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong.

"I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some cheesed-off husband wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop screwing his wife."

"So stop," the barkeep said.

"I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "The idiot didn't sign his name "
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer wi... (show quote)


This may apply -- "the devil is in the details."

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Jul 1, 2022 15:11:30   #
Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX
 
BadFisherman wrote:
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood local bar and ordered a drink.

The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong.

"I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some cheesed-off husband wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop screwing his wife."

"So stop," the barkeep said.

"I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "The idiot didn't sign his name "
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer wi... (show quote)


Thank God its open carry around these parts.

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Jul 1, 2022 17:31:06   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
Blackdog wrote:
Thank God its open carry around these parts.


Just don’t have your back in the air when he comes homes!!

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Jul 2, 2022 17:45:50   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
BadFisherman wrote:
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood local bar and ordered a drink.

The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong.

"I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some cheesed-off husband wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop screwing his wife."

"So stop," the barkeep said.

"I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "The idiot didn't sign his name "
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer wi... (show quote)

Seen it coming still Laughing Thanks BF πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸŽ£πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

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Jul 2, 2022 21:41:59   #
Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.
 
BadFisherman wrote:
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood local bar and ordered a drink.

The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong.

"I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some cheesed-off husband wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop screwing his wife."

"So stop," the barkeep said.

"I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "The idiot didn't sign his name "
OPP's well-known (yet, to be unnamed) womanizer wi... (show quote)

I knew a guy like that !!
Not me it was my store manager , when I was much more younger and I work at a furniture store.
Andy

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Jul 2, 2022 22:57:01   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…
 
Andy cacciatori wrote:
I knew a guy like that !!
Not me it was my store manager , when I was much more younger and I work at a furniture store.
Andy


Hummmmmm do tell !!! πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ½

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Jul 2, 2022 23:41:54   #
Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.
 
Billycrap2 wrote:
Hummmmmm do tell !!! πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ½


Let's just say he went to a customer house on his lunch Break and the husband came home all he had to say was glad it wasn't a two story house and the the window was big enough to make the escape.!!
True story !!
Have a safe 4th of July
Andy

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