OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.

I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.
My wife has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.

Her theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion.

Her theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; I always call her "honey" in times like these.
"I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen." There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard her voice.

"Idiot", she barked, "I dropped you off!"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
She retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."
Yep it's the golden years.

NoCal Steve Loc: Dunnigan, CA

LMAO!!! Priceless! Thanks for sharing I love anyone who understands the value and importance of "laughing at yourself," The good Lord knows that I have enough material to entertain for hours.

bknecht Loc: Northeast pa

That’s pretty darn funny OJ, makes me feel better about my own forgetfulness.

troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC

That’s a good laugh for sure lol reminds me of looking for my glasses the wife laughing because the glasses were on my head

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Gotta love those golden years

bknecht Loc: Northeast pa

Done that too many times Troy, one would think they’d learn. Often go into the workshop or garage with great intent, get distracted by something else and then totally forget what my original purpose was.

Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York

Ouch !! The worst part is I could see me doing the exact same thing !!!

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

Yep Golden years who knew gold contained so much rust 😂😂

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

I would laugh OJ, but that Karma thing is right around the corner just waiting on me.

As for the Golden years, when may i expect the delivery of the Gold?

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

I don't know,,,,,,,,, John, if this is a true personal story, or if you altered a blond joke and changed some names. I think I'll call Ellen. What do you think?

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

I ain’t admittin’ to nuttin’ 😂

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

A good response, I can live with that.

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

Now that's funny

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

Well John, you could have asked her to give the phone to the policeman and then told him you had no idea who the woman was that took your car. That may have given you a few days of free time for fishing.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Now that would be a very good idea, Greg. But I don't think it would be worth it in the long run. Poor John would really pay for doing that, but it would be funny to talk about. That would be a post that wouldn't end soon.