Hillbilly to the rescue
Jun 25, 2022 10:52:52 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says: "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks: "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says: "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'hind lick maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it."
Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says: "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks: "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says: "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'hind lick maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it."
Jun 25, 2022 11:02:47 #
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Jun 25, 2022 12:12:47 #
A good on BF. I have actually used Heimlich Maneuver in a restaurant on a guy that was choking on some meat and it did work. I didn't do it quite as the hillbillies did it though.
Jun 25, 2022 12:43:03 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
flyguy wrote:
A good on BF. I have actually used Heimlich Maneuver in a restaurant on a guy that was choking on some meat and it did work. I didn't do it quite as the hillbillies did it though.
Flyguy don't tell me you turned the other cheek 🤣🤣
Jun 25, 2022 12:45:29 #
Jun 25, 2022 13:24:25 #
That is how things get done! One minute you are talking about a still, the next minute you saving someones life! Funny
Jun 25, 2022 14:36:47 #
Harris T. Fudpucker wrote:
That is how things get done! One minute you are talking about a still, the next minute you saving someones life! Funny
And lickin some Fanny. Hillbilly rednecks have their own ways!!
Jun 26, 2022 03:06:09 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While havi... (show quote)
Hey! I always heard it was the " Hind Goose maneuver" worked well for that situation too and then follow up with full shot of shine will clear their snooter really well!
Jun 26, 2022 10:29:15 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While havi... (show quote)
Yup!! Love that Hiney Lick Maneuver ! 🤙👅
Jun 26, 2022 14:26:29 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
BadFisherman wrote:
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While havi... (show quote)
😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍too much!BF
Jun 26, 2022 19:21:07 #
Jun 27, 2022 10:12:47 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While havi... (show quote)
Call the boy a hero of the day 🤣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽
Jun 27, 2022 12:05:13 #
Billycrap2 wrote:
Call the boy a hero of the day 🤣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽
He was a real crack head that day!
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