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Jun 22, 2022 07:36:21   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
This was sent from a friend of mine…just had to share her glorious Mother’s Day memory:

We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently
died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him
around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to
hang out and nap all day long on the mat in our bathroom. We
have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old,
3 years old and 1 year old.

The middle one is Eli. Eli really loved chap stick. LOVED it.
He kept asking to use my chap stick and then losing it. Finally
one day I showed him where in the bathroom that I kept my chap
stick and explained he could use it whenever he wanted to but
he needed to put it right back in the drawer after he finished.

That year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush
around to try to get ready for church with everyone crying and
carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal
box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am
putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has
long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the
amazing job that is motherhood

We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car and
I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I
finally go into the bathroom. There was Eli. He was applying my
chap stick very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli looked
right into my eyes and said "chapped.."

Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right - their little
bottoms do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem
to mind. And the only question to ask at that point was whether
it was the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or
the hundredth!?!
And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it
reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these
glorious little creatures, there will always be that day when
you realize they've been using your chap stick on the cat's butt.

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Jun 22, 2022 08:15:03   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
That's a funny story.. I'm sure lots of Moms could relate to that.

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Jun 22, 2022 08:24:35   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
That’s a good one Fly and you’re right,it does make you wonder

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Jun 22, 2022 08:31:54   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
OJdidit wrote:
This was sent from a friend of mine…just had to share her glorious Mother’s Day memory:

We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently
died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him
around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to
hang out and nap all day long on the mat in our bathroom. We
have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old,
3 years old and 1 year old.

The middle one is Eli. Eli really loved chap stick. LOVED it.
He kept asking to use my chap stick and then losing it. Finally
one day I showed him where in the bathroom that I kept my chap
stick and explained he could use it whenever he wanted to but
he needed to put it right back in the drawer after he finished.

That year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush
around to try to get ready for church with everyone crying and
carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal
box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am
putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has
long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the
amazing job that is motherhood

We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car and
I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I
finally go into the bathroom. There was Eli. He was applying my
chap stick very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli looked
right into my eyes and said "chapped.."

Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right - their little
bottoms do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem
to mind. And the only question to ask at that point was whether
it was the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or
the hundredth!?!
And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it
reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these
glorious little creatures, there will always be that day when
you realize they've been using your chap stick on the cat's butt.
This was sent from a friend of mine…just had to sh... (show quote)


Boys will be boys.

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Jun 22, 2022 08:32:21   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
OJdidit wrote:
This was sent from a friend of mine…just had to share her glorious Mother’s Day memory:

We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently
died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him
around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to
hang out and nap all day long on the mat in our bathroom. We
have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old,
3 years old and 1 year old.

The middle one is Eli. Eli really loved chap stick. LOVED it.
He kept asking to use my chap stick and then losing it. Finally
one day I showed him where in the bathroom that I kept my chap
stick and explained he could use it whenever he wanted to but
he needed to put it right back in the drawer after he finished.

That year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush
around to try to get ready for church with everyone crying and
carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal
box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am
putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has
long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the
amazing job that is motherhood

We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car and
I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I
finally go into the bathroom. There was Eli. He was applying my
chap stick very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli looked
right into my eyes and said "chapped.."

Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right - their little
bottoms do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem
to mind. And the only question to ask at that point was whether
it was the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or
the hundredth!?!
And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it
reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these
glorious little creatures, there will always be that day when
you realize they've been using your chap stick on the cat's butt.
This was sent from a friend of mine…just had to sh... (show quote)


Good story

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Jun 22, 2022 08:39:35   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
OJdidit wrote:
This was sent from a friend of mine…just had to share her glorious Mother’s Day memory:

We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently
died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him
around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to
hang out and nap all day long on the mat in our bathroom. We
have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old,
3 years old and 1 year old.

The middle one is Eli. Eli really loved chap stick. LOVED it.
He kept asking to use my chap stick and then losing it. Finally
one day I showed him where in the bathroom that I kept my chap
stick and explained he could use it whenever he wanted to but
he needed to put it right back in the drawer after he finished.

That year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush
around to try to get ready for church with everyone crying and
carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal
box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am
putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has
long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the
amazing job that is motherhood

We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car and
I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I
finally go into the bathroom. There was Eli. He was applying my
chap stick very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli looked
right into my eyes and said "chapped.."

Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right - their little
bottoms do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem
to mind. And the only question to ask at that point was whether
it was the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or
the hundredth!?!
And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it
reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these
glorious little creatures, there will always be that day when
you realize they've been using your chap stick on the cat's butt.
This was sent from a friend of mine…just had to sh... (show quote)


Good one John, it definitely makes you wonder. The cat must enjoy it, no wounds on Eli.

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Jun 22, 2022 08:58:06   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Fredfish wrote:
Good one John, it definitely makes you wonder. The cat must enjoy it, no wounds on Eli.


I am surprised

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Jun 22, 2022 09:50:17   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Morel of the story hide your chapstick

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Jun 22, 2022 14:58:22   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
OJdidit wrote:
This was sent from a friend of mine…just had to share her glorious Mother’s Day memory:

We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently
died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him
around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to
hang out and nap all day long on the mat in our bathroom. We
have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old,
3 years old and 1 year old.

The middle one is Eli. Eli really loved chap stick. LOVED it.
He kept asking to use my chap stick and then losing it. Finally
one day I showed him where in the bathroom that I kept my chap
stick and explained he could use it whenever he wanted to but
he needed to put it right back in the drawer after he finished.

That year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush
around to try to get ready for church with everyone crying and
carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal
box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am
putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has
long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the
amazing job that is motherhood

We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car and
I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I
finally go into the bathroom. There was Eli. He was applying my
chap stick very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli looked
right into my eyes and said "chapped.."

Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right - their little
bottoms do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem
to mind. And the only question to ask at that point was whether
it was the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or
the hundredth!?!
And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it
reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these
glorious little creatures, there will always be that day when
you realize they've been using your chap stick on the cat's butt.
This was sent from a friend of mine…just had to sh... (show quote)


Wow that a great question is it the first time or not 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽

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Jun 22, 2022 15:59:48   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
The common question used to be " who peed in her cheerios"? Now it may be "who used her chapstick on the cat"?

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Jun 23, 2022 11:50:27   #
Fishinmaniac Loc: SW Washington
 
OJdidit wrote:
This was sent from a friend of mine…just had to share her glorious Mother’s Day memory:

We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently
died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him
around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to
hang out and nap all day long on the mat in our bathroom. We
have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old,
3 years old and 1 year old.

The middle one is Eli. Eli really loved chap stick. LOVED it.
He kept asking to use my chap stick and then losing it. Finally
one day I showed him where in the bathroom that I kept my chap
stick and explained he could use it whenever he wanted to but
he needed to put it right back in the drawer after he finished.

That year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush
around to try to get ready for church with everyone crying and
carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal
box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am
putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has
long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the
amazing job that is motherhood

We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car and
I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I
finally go into the bathroom. There was Eli. He was applying my
chap stick very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli looked
right into my eyes and said "chapped.."

Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right - their little
bottoms do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem
to mind. And the only question to ask at that point was whether
it was the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or
the hundredth!?!
And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it
reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these
glorious little creatures, there will always be that day when
you realize they've been using your chap stick on the cat's butt.
This was sent from a friend of mine…just had to sh... (show quote)


OMG! That is such a real and amazing story.
My grandkids just left. I’d better go check to see if my chapstick has been used!

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Jun 23, 2022 12:04:41   #
Passingbye Loc: Reidsville NC
 
OJdidit wrote:
This was sent from a friend of mine…just had to share her glorious Mother’s Day memory:

We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently
died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him
around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to
hang out and nap all day long on the mat in our bathroom. We
have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old,
3 years old and 1 year old.

The middle one is Eli. Eli really loved chap stick. LOVED it.
He kept asking to use my chap stick and then losing it. Finally
one day I showed him where in the bathroom that I kept my chap
stick and explained he could use it whenever he wanted to but
he needed to put it right back in the drawer after he finished.

That year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush
around to try to get ready for church with everyone crying and
carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal
box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am
putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has
long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the
amazing job that is motherhood

We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car and
I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I
finally go into the bathroom. There was Eli. He was applying my
chap stick very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli looked
right into my eyes and said "chapped.."

Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right - their little
bottoms do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem
to mind. And the only question to ask at that point was whether
it was the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or
the hundredth!?!
And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it
reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these
glorious little creatures, there will always be that day when
you realize they've been using your chap stick on the cat's butt.
This was sent from a friend of mine…just had to sh... (show quote)


As sweet and gentle my jumbo cat was if I'd tried to put chapstick on his bunghole I'd have gotten my wrists Chomped!

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Jun 23, 2022 14:05:32   #
primitive Loc: Davenport, Ia.
 
Great story, made my day!! Thanks for sharing.

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Jun 24, 2022 08:10:52   #
E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek
 
definitely not the first time😂😂

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Jun 25, 2022 14:54:40   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
OJdidit wrote:
This was sent from a friend of mine…just had to share her glorious Mother’s Day memory:

We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently
died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him
around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to
hang out and nap all day long on the mat in our bathroom. We
have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old,
3 years old and 1 year old.

The middle one is Eli. Eli really loved chap stick. LOVED it.
He kept asking to use my chap stick and then losing it. Finally
one day I showed him where in the bathroom that I kept my chap
stick and explained he could use it whenever he wanted to but
he needed to put it right back in the drawer after he finished.

That year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush
around to try to get ready for church with everyone crying and
carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal
box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am
putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has
long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the
amazing job that is motherhood

We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car and
I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I
finally go into the bathroom. There was Eli. He was applying my
chap stick very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli looked
right into my eyes and said "chapped.."

Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right - their little
bottoms do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem
to mind. And the only question to ask at that point was whether
it was the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or
the hundredth!?!
And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it
reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these
glorious little creatures, there will always be that day when
you realize they've been using your chap stick on the cat's butt.
This was sent from a friend of mine…just had to sh... (show quote)


😂😂😂👍👍👍

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