hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Hope y’all can understand these:🥴😂
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🇺🇦


"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500."
Lynn Lavner
  
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
George Burns

"Women might be able to f**e orgasms. But men can f**e a whole relationship."
Sharon Stone 

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b***h."
Jack Nicholson

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." 
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)     
           Barbara!?!? OMG!!!!!

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's g*****ls through his wallet."
Robin Williams 

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Dustin Hoffman 

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !"
Jerry Seinfeld 

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams 

"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." 
Joan Rivers

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy. 
Steve Martin 

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life.
Elmo Phillips 

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

You're on a roll does that make you a rounder

CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas

Nailed it again Hack

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

All good ones Hack! True classics!

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Great quotes Hack, and very true.

Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio

Hahaha some goodies

E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek

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flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Thanks for sharing, Hack. I enjoyed them.

Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸

Oh Havk, you’re on a great roll. Keep them coming. Enjoyed them all.
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plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Spanking? Did someone say spanking?

Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸

Sorry. Meant Hack.
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

I don’t know dbed🤔? You tell me!😬
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🇺🇦

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

No problem Jer. I kinda like the Czech spelling.
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Soooo, you’re into that too plum! Don’t get too excited. Think of your heart 💜.
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thank you fly. Glad you did.😉
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🇺🇦