BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

All men who have been married will attest to some real wisdom in this email...

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY

Do something she likes, and you get points.

Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects.

Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a non-exhaustive guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES...

You make the bed. (+1)

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillows. (-10)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-3)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) in the rain (+8)

But return with Beer. (-5)

PROTECTIVE DUTIES...

You check out a suspicious noise at night. (+1)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing. (0)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is something. (+5)

You pummel it with an iron rod. (+10)

It's her pet Schnauzer. (-30)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS...

You stay by her side for the entire party. (+1)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old school friend. (-2)

Named Tina (-10)

Tina is a dancer. (-20)

Tina has breast implants. (-40)

HER BIRTHDAY...

You take her out to dinner. (+2)

You take her out to dinner, and it's not a sports bar. (+3)

Okay, it's a sports bar. (-2)

And its all-you-can-eat night. (-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team. (-10)

A NIGHT OUT...

You take her to a movie. (+1)

You take her to a movie she likes. (+5)

You take her to a movie you hate. (+6)

You take her to a movie you like. (-2)

It's called 'Death Cop.' (-3)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans. (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE...

You develop a noticeable potbelly. (-15)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts. (-30)

You say to her, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-80)

THE BIG QUESTION...

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) Yes, you lose points no matter what.

You hesitate in responding. (-10)

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

You give any other response. (-40)

COMMUNICATION...

When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression. (+2)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV. (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep. (-4000)

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Sounds right

Keyton fisher man Loc: South Georgia

Lol that’s right

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

I’ve been in the negative column for 33 years. That plus column is just a dream. 😁

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

I believe you are right, Four.

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

That about covers it BF!

bknecht Loc: Northeast pa

Too funny BF, you have a wild mind.

Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven

Accuracy again BF. LOL!

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

Just from yesterday, I'm approx -4145...

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

Funny stuff BF. I could be on the plus side well into six figures and it all goes away if I say one thing that p...es her off.

I'll be just fine.

Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis

LOL

Bcmech1 Loc: Clinton Wisconsin

BF how many minus points is winning an argument?

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I believe that would be a penalty of death.

Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.

Basically we really can't win.
And woman 👫 do not forget any thing !!!
There memory is amazing.
Sorry ladies I been married for 50yrs and love her to death.Andy

Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.

Pic SO True