Thinking about things
May 22, 2022 16:58:48 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world,
I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's ass anymore.
If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat.
A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And you tell me to exercise? I don't think so.
Just grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
And, now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.
3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?
7. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser.
8. Some days, you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant; the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
9. I wish the buck really did stop here, I sure could use a few of them.
10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
13. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.
14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.
15. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.
16. It's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.
17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter, I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
20. Have I sent this message to you before
I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's ass anymore.
If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat.
A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And you tell me to exercise? I don't think so.
Just grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
And, now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.
3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?
7. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser.
8. Some days, you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant; the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
9. I wish the buck really did stop here, I sure could use a few of them.
10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
13. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.
14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.
15. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.
16. It's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.
17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter, I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
20. Have I sent this message to you before
May 22, 2022 17:29:53 #
May 22, 2022 17:49:01 #
BadFisherman wrote:
As I was lying around, pondering the problems of t... (show quote)
All too familiar Lon. Thanks for reminding me.
May 22, 2022 18:08:17 #
BadFisherman wrote:
As I was lying around, pondering the problems of t... (show quote)
That’s some seriously funny stuff there BF!
May 22, 2022 18:40:31 #
May 22, 2022 18:41:19 #
Fredfish wrote:
All too familiar Lon. Thanks for reminding me.
I see Fred has a new PB as his avatar now.
May 22, 2022 19:01:12 #
saw1 wrote:
I see Fred has a new PB as his avatar now.
Who wouldn’t…that is a great crappie!
May 22, 2022 20:30:39 #
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Had a thought but can't remember what it was but yours were great
May 22, 2022 21:07:31 #
saw1 wrote:
I see Fred has a new PB as his avatar now.
Fred will now be known as the Crapmaster.
May 22, 2022 21:15:43 #
bknecht wrote:
Fred will now be known as the Crapmaster.
Oh goodie. Looks like it's time to change the avatar again.
May 23, 2022 11:35:15 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
Scott4321 wrote:
Good stuff
Keep it coming
Keep it coming
BF This is the best ever n I resemble about all them. One child came about because while riding thru a field one night I hit a ground hog hole so hard it threw both of us in the back seat of my 56 Chevy. You can figure the rest out😜. Funny stuff brother but oh so true.
May 23, 2022 12:40:06 #
BadFisherman wrote:
As I was lying around, pondering the problems of t... (show quote)
Good ones thanks for posting
May 23, 2022 14:18:13 #
Not sure if you sent this to me before, but thanks. I think the problem is age!!
May 23, 2022 14:54:20 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
BadFisherman wrote:
As I was lying around, pondering the problems of t... (show quote)
Right on the money there BF thanks for the reminders. 🇺🇸😂👍
May 23, 2022 14:56:52 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
saw1 wrote:
I see Fred has a new PB as his avatar now.
thanks Saw hadn't noticed nice looking 🐟 🇺🇸🎣😎👍
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