Blonde in the cockpit
May 21, 2022 14:33:54 #
From a small aircraft came a cry 'the pilot is dead and I don't know how to fly'. An air traffic controller reassured her by saying don't panic, I should be able to help you get down safely. Tell me your height and where you are please. The blonde immediately replied 'I'm 5 foot 4 inches and I'm in the front seat.
After what might be considered a pregnant pause the controller came back with 'now repeat after me: Our Father who art in Heaven....
After what might be considered a pregnant pause the controller came back with 'now repeat after me: Our Father who art in Heaven....
May 21, 2022 15:02:09 #
USAF Major wrote:
From a small aircraft came a cry 'the pilot is dead and I don't know how to fly'. An air traffic controller reassured her by saying don't panic, I should be able to help you get down safely. Tell me your height and where you are please. The blonde immediately replied 'I'm 5 foot 4 inches and I'm in the front seat.
After what might be considered a pregnant pause the controller came back with 'now repeat after me: Our Father who art in Heaven....
After what might be considered a pregnant pause the controller came back with 'now repeat after me: Our Father who art in Heaven....
Wow 🤣🤣🤣🤣
May 21, 2022 15:40:19 #
May 21, 2022 16:43:37 #
May 21, 2022 18:48:21 #
USAF Major wrote:
From a small aircraft came a cry 'the pilot is dead and I don't know how to fly'. An air traffic controller reassured her by saying don't panic, I should be able to help you get down safely. Tell me your height and where you are please. The blonde immediately replied 'I'm 5 foot 4 inches and I'm in the front seat.
After what might be considered a pregnant pause the controller came back with 'now repeat after me: Our Father who art in Heaven....
After what might be considered a pregnant pause the controller came back with 'now repeat after me: Our Father who art in Heaven....
May 22, 2022 08:50:02 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
USAF Major wrote:
From a small aircraft came a cry 'the pilot is dead and I don't know how to fly'. An air traffic controller reassured her by saying don't panic, I should be able to help you get down safely. Tell me your height and where you are please. The blonde immediately replied 'I'm 5 foot 4 inches and I'm in the front seat.
After what might be considered a pregnant pause the controller came back with 'now repeat after me: Our Father who art in Heaven....
After what might be considered a pregnant pause the controller came back with 'now repeat after me: Our Father who art in Heaven....
You should have added that one to the movie "Airplane!" ha ha ha
May 22, 2022 09:08:27 #
USAF Major wrote:
From a small aircraft came a cry 'the pilot is dead and I don't know how to fly'. An air traffic controller reassured her by saying don't panic, I should be able to help you get down safely. Tell me your height and where you are please. The blonde immediately replied 'I'm 5 foot 4 inches and I'm in the front seat.
After what might be considered a pregnant pause the controller came back with 'now repeat after me: Our Father who art in Heaven....
After what might be considered a pregnant pause the controller came back with 'now repeat after me: Our Father who art in Heaven....
LOL! 😅🤪🤣
May 22, 2022 09:36:44 #
USAF Major wrote:
Very funny Major. Thanks….. LMAOFrom a small aircraft came a cry 'the pilot is dead and I don't know how to fly'. An air traffic controller reassured her by saying don't panic, I should be able to help you get down safely. Tell me your height and where you are please. The blonde immediately replied 'I'm 5 foot 4 inches and I'm in the front seat.
After what might be considered a pregnant pause the controller came back with 'now repeat after me: Our Father who art in Heaven....
After what might be considered a pregnant pause the controller came back with 'now repeat after me: Our Father who art in Heaven....
May 22, 2022 14:48:46 #
May 22, 2022 16:41:08 #
USAF Major wrote:
From a small aircraft came a cry 'the pilot is dead and I don't know how to fly'. An air traffic controller reassured her by saying don't panic, I should be able to help you get down safely. Tell me your height and where you are please. The blonde immediately replied 'I'm 5 foot 4 inches and I'm in the front seat.
After what might be considered a pregnant pause the controller came back with 'now repeat after me: Our Father who art in Heaven....
After what might be considered a pregnant pause the controller came back with 'now repeat after me: Our Father who art in Heaven....
Major
Good one!!
May 22, 2022 16:43:32 #
USAF Major wrote:
From a small aircraft came a cry 'the pilot is dead and I don't know how to fly'. An air traffic controller reassured her by saying don't panic, I should be able to help you get down safely. Tell me your height and where you are please. The blonde immediately replied 'I'm 5 foot 4 inches and I'm in the front seat.
After what might be considered a pregnant pause the controller came back with 'now repeat after me: Our Father who art in Heaven....
After what might be considered a pregnant pause the controller came back with 'now repeat after me: Our Father who art in Heaven....
Major- that was a good one. Will definitely pass that on lol. 🌴😎🌴
May 22, 2022 18:08:26 #
And I'm surprised she didn't reply, Sir can you tell me where the air breaks are on this plane?
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