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May 16, 2022 11:47:55   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
An elderly man named Plumbob was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed.

So he went and opened the door to turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked,

“Is someone in your house?” and Plumbob said,

“No,” and explained the situation.

Then they explained that all patrols were very busy, that there was no one available and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

Plumbob said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them anymore because I’ve just shot them all. Goodnight”.

Then he hung up. Within 60 seconds three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up.

Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to Plumbob

“I thought you said that you’d shot them?!”

Plumbob said,

“I thought you said there was nobody available?!”

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May 16, 2022 12:03:31   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
An elderly man named Plumbob was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed.

So he went and opened the door to turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked,

“Is someone in your house?” and Plumbob said,

“No,” and explained the situation.

Then they explained that all patrols were very busy, that there was no one available and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

Plumbob said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them anymore because I’ve just shot them all. Goodnight”.

Then he hung up. Within 60 seconds three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up.

Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to Plumbob

“I thought you said that you’d shot them?!”

Plumbob said,

“I thought you said there was nobody available?!”
An elderly man named Plumbob was going to bed when... (show quote)


That's a classic Troy, and sad but probably true. You gotta do what you gotta do,to get something done these days. Thanks for posting it

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May 16, 2022 12:06:42   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
Fredfish wrote:
That's a classic Troy, and sad but probably true. You gotta do what you gotta do,to get something done these days. Thanks for posting it


You know Plumbob is a pretty fast thinker

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May 16, 2022 12:21:35   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
You know Plumbob is a pretty fast thinker


Yes he is.LOL.

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May 16, 2022 12:25:40   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Can’t get nothing on ol Plum

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May 16, 2022 12:50:01   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Fredfish wrote:
That's a classic Troy, and sad but probably true. You gotta do what you gotta do,to get something done these days. Thanks for posting it


After 16 years of NC living i did learn that southern way of living. A guys got to do what a guys got to do.

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May 16, 2022 13:05:09   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
An elderly man named Plumbob was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed.

So he went and opened the door to turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked,

“Is someone in your house?” and Plumbob said,

“No,” and explained the situation.

Then they explained that all patrols were very busy, that there was no one available and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

Plumbob said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them anymore because I’ve just shot them all. Goodnight”.

Then he hung up. Within 60 seconds three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up.

Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to Plumbob

“I thought you said that you’d shot them?!”

Plumbob said,

“I thought you said there was nobody available?!”
An elderly man named Plumbob was going to bed when... (show quote)


Ain't that the truth Sometimes you gotta throw gas on the fire to get a quick response😳

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May 16, 2022 13:14:52   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
An elderly man named Plumbob was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed.

So he went and opened the door to turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked,

“Is someone in your house?” and Plumbob said,

“No,” and explained the situation.

Then they explained that all patrols were very busy, that there was no one available and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

Plumbob said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them anymore because I’ve just shot them all. Goodnight”.

Then he hung up. Within 60 seconds three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up.

Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to Plumbob

“I thought you said that you’d shot them?!”

Plumbob said,

“I thought you said there was nobody available?!”
An elderly man named Plumbob was going to bed when... (show quote)


😂😂

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May 16, 2022 13:34:34   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
An elderly man named Plumbob was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed.

So he went and opened the door to turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked,

“Is someone in your house?” and Plumbob said,

“No,” and explained the situation.

Then they explained that all patrols were very busy, that there was no one available and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

Plumbob said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them anymore because I’ve just shot them all. Goodnight”.

Then he hung up. Within 60 seconds three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up.

Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to Plumbob

“I thought you said that you’d shot them?!”

Plumbob said,

“I thought you said there was nobody available?!”
An elderly man named Plumbob was going to bed when... (show quote)


Heehee 👍🏽👍🏽

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May 16, 2022 13:44:50   #
Mooseman65 Loc: Seattle
 
You the man Plumb. Next time lock the dogs 🐕 in with them 👍😂😂😂

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May 16, 2022 15:22:44   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
An elderly man named Plumbob was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed.

So he went and opened the door to turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked,

“Is someone in your house?” and Plumbob said,

“No,” and explained the situation.

Then they explained that all patrols were very busy, that there was no one available and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

Plumbob said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them anymore because I’ve just shot them all. Goodnight”.

Then he hung up. Within 60 seconds three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up.

Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to Plumbob

“I thought you said that you’d shot them?!”

Plumbob said,

“I thought you said there was nobody available?!”
An elderly man named Plumbob was going to bed when... (show quote)

Good one Troy, really good one.

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May 16, 2022 16:28:58   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
bknecht wrote:
Good one Troy, really good one.


Got to support my very smart grandpa

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May 17, 2022 13:27:45   #
Kerry Hansen Loc: Bremerton, WA
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
An elderly man named Plumbob was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed.

So he went and opened the door to turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked,

“Is someone in your house?” and Plumbob said,

“No,” and explained the situation.

Then they explained that all patrols were very busy, that there was no one available and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

Plumbob said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them anymore because I’ve just shot them all. Goodnight”.

Then he hung up. Within 60 seconds three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up.

Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to Plumbob

“I thought you said that you’d shot them?!”

Plumbob said,

“I thought you said there was nobody available?!”
An elderly man named Plumbob was going to bed when... (show quote)


Love it!

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May 17, 2022 17:17:35   #
Justoldjim Loc: JUNCTION CITY, OR.
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
You know Plumbob is a pretty fast thinker


did you misspell stinker

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May 17, 2022 20:06:05   #
Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
An elderly man named Plumbob was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed.

So he went and opened the door to turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked,

“Is someone in your house?” and Plumbob said,

“No,” and explained the situation.

Then they explained that all patrols were very busy, that there was no one available and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

Plumbob said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them anymore because I’ve just shot them all. Goodnight”.

Then he hung up. Within 60 seconds three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up.

Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to Plumbob

“I thought you said that you’d shot them?!”

Plumbob said,

“I thought you said there was nobody available?!”
An elderly man named Plumbob was going to bed when... (show quote)

Best one ever!!
Sad part is that it is almost true !!
What is happening today and you can't blame the police.
But if it happens to me I'm going to use that !!
Have a good week I need a good laught
Thanks 😊 buddy

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