fisher Loc: whitewater,colorado

Redneck Medical Terminology

Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology

Medical Term
Redneck Definition

Artery
The study of paintings

Bacteria
Back door to cafeteria

Barium
What doctors do when patients die

Benign
What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section
A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan
Searching for Kitty

Cauterize
Made eye contact with her

Colic
A sheep dog

Coma
A punctuation mark

Dilate
To live long

Enema
Not a friend

Fester
Quicker than someone else

Fibula
A small lie

Impotent
Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain
Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff
A Doctor's cane

Morbid
A higher offer

Nitrates
Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days

Node
I knew it

Outpatient
A person who has fainted

Pelvis
Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative
A letter carrier

Recovery Room
Place to do upholstery

Rectum
Nearly killed him

Secretion
Hiding something

Seizure
Roman Emperor

Tablet
A small table

Terminal Illness
Getting sick at the airport

Tumor
One plus one more

Urine
Opposite of you're out

Ponchobuck Loc: South Central Pa

Those are all great. Thanks for the laughs.

bknecht Loc: Northeast pa

Damn funny Fisher.

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

They are good for some laughs. Thanks

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Very nice!

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

You are on a roll actually heard people talk that way

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Good one Fisher, that's why we love 'em.

EZ Fishing Loc: College Ward, Utah

Great ones still laughing.

mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois

Made me laugh, even shared it with my wife.

Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis

Still laughing

DCGravity Loc: Fairfax, VA (by way of Cleveland OH)

Hilarious! 😆😂 Thanks for posting!

Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven

Ain’t that how everybody talks and thinks?

Passingbye Loc: Reidsville NC

Ha ha good uns

mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois

No response from the southerners.

HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts

All GOOD Fisher thanks for the laughs. 🇺🇸🎣😂👍