Groaners
May 12, 2022 15:18:03 #
Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere.
Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Sorry, I’m still working on it.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.
When does a joke become a ‘dad joke
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
You heard the rumor going around about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish.
It had great food, but no atmosphere.
Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Sorry, I’m still working on it.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.
When does a joke become a ‘dad joke
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
You heard the rumor going around about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish.
May 12, 2022 15:35:04 #
May 12, 2022 16:31:59 #
Those are so bad, their good. Brought a smile to my face.
May 12, 2022 17:18:14 #
May 12, 2022 17:56:35 #
May 12, 2022 18:23:01 #
Jer
Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸
HosChap wrote:
Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on... (show quote)
In response to “when does a joke become a dad joke”?
I’m guessing when it’s fully groan.😉
May 12, 2022 18:30:50 #
Foodfisher
Loc: SO. Cal coast
Jer wrote:
In response to “when does a joke become a dad joke”?
I’m guessing when it’s fully groan.😉
I’m guessing when it’s fully groan.😉
🤣
May 12, 2022 19:02:11 #
May 12, 2022 21:13:42 #
Jer wrote:
In response to “when does a joke become a dad joke”?
I’m guessing when it’s fully groan.😉
I’m guessing when it’s fully groan.😉
That was 👍 good
May 12, 2022 21:38:12 #
May 13, 2022 08:34:54 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
Jer wrote:
In response to “when does a joke become a dad joke”?
I’m guessing when it’s fully groan.😉
I’m guessing when it’s fully groan.😉
May 13, 2022 09:02:49 #
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