Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who said he could solve the problem.

"The good news is I can cure your headaches; the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for, but he decided he had no choice. He had to go under the knife.


Rod... great job setting up that punchline. Get a job as a comedy writer, Long stories like
Bob Hope would do !

When he left the hospital after the surgery, Joe was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need, a new suit."

Joe entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor glanced at him and said, "Let's see, size 42 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and said "Sure!" The salesman looked at his customer and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-and-a-half-inch neck." Joe was surprised: "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt; it fit perfectly.

As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How 'bout some new shoes?" Joe was on a roll: "Sure!" The salesman looked at Joe's feet and said, "Let's see, 10-and-a-half-Wide." Joe was astonished. "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shoes; they fit perfectly.

As Joe walked comfortably around the shop, the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure!" The salesman stepped back, looked at Joe's waist and said, "Size 36." Joe laughed, "AH-HAH! I got you on that one! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

"The salesman shook his head and said, "You can't wear a size 34, it will press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one helleva headache!"

Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who said he could solve the problem.

"The good news is I can cure your headaches; the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for, but he decided he had no choice. He had to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital after the surgery, Joe was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need, a new suit."

Joe entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor glanced at him and said, "Let's see, size 42 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and said "Sure!" The salesman looked at his customer and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-and-a-half-inch neck." Joe was surprised: "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt; it fit perfectly.

As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How 'bout some new shoes?" Joe was on a roll: "Sure!" The salesman looked at Joe's feet and said, "Let's see, 10-and-a-half-Wide." Joe was astonished. "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shoes; they fit perfectly.

As Joe walked comfortably around the shop, the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure!" The salesman stepped back, looked at Joe's waist and said, "Size 36." Joe laughed, "AH-HAH! I got you on that one! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

"The salesman shook his head and said, "You can't wear a size 34, it will press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one helleva headache!"

Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who said he could solve the problem.

"The good news is I can cure your headaches; the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for, but he decided he had no choice. He had to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital after the surgery, Joe was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need, a new suit."

Joe entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor glanced at him and said, "Let's see, size 42 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and said "Sure!" The salesman looked at his customer and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-and-a-half-inch neck." Joe was surprised: "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt; it fit perfectly.

As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How 'bout some new shoes?" Joe was on a roll: "Sure!" The salesman looked at Joe's feet and said, "Let's see, 10-and-a-half-Wide." Joe was astonished. "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shoes; they fit perfectly.

As Joe walked comfortably around the shop, the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure!" The salesman stepped back, looked at Joe's waist and said, "Size 36." Joe laughed, "AH-HAH! I got you on that one! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

"The salesman shook his head and said, "You can't wear a size 34, it will press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one helleva headache!"

Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who said he could solve the problem.

"The good news is I can cure your headaches; the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for, but he decided he had no choice. He had to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital after the surgery, Joe was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need, a new suit."

Joe entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor glanced at him and said, "Let's see, size 42 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and said "Sure!" The salesman looked at his customer and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-and-a-half-inch neck." Joe was surprised: "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt; it fit perfectly.

As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How 'bout some new shoes?" Joe was on a roll: "Sure!" The salesman looked at Joe's feet and said, "Let's see, 10-and-a-half-Wide." Joe was astonished. "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shoes; they fit perfectly.

As Joe walked comfortably around the shop, the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure!" The salesman stepped back, looked at Joe's waist and said, "Size 36." Joe laughed, "AH-HAH! I got you on that one! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

"The salesman shook his head and said, "You can't wear a size 34, it will press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one helleva headache!"

Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who said he could solve the problem.

"The good news is I can cure your headaches; the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for, but he decided he had no choice. He had to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital after the surgery, Joe was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need, a new suit."

Joe entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor glanced at him and said, "Let's see, size 42 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and said "Sure!" The salesman looked at his customer and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-and-a-half-inch neck." Joe was surprised: "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt; it fit perfectly.

As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How 'bout some new shoes?" Joe was on a roll: "Sure!" The salesman looked at Joe's feet and said, "Let's see, 10-and-a-half-Wide." Joe was astonished. "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shoes; they fit perfectly.

As Joe walked comfortably around the shop, the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure!" The salesman stepped back, looked at Joe's waist and said, "Size 36." Joe laughed, "AH-HAH! I got you on that one! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

"The salesman shook his head and said, "You can't wear a size 34, it will press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one helleva headache!"