Bow No Move!
May 10, 2022 19:00:53 #
One day in the late 1890's, the railroad had struck a deal with the Native Americans, to purchase the rights to build tracks through their territory.
The railroad was close to completion and to celebrate the event, the box cars were filled with whiskey and food! They invited all the surrounding tribes to join in the celebration.
The train was moving slowly, with people following along side the train, toot toot! But the engineer hit the brakes and came to a quick stop. The railroad boss yelled, Why did you stop?!! There's someone sitting on the tracks! The boss climbed down and ran towards the man.
It was Chief Bow sitting there smoking his pipe, the railroad boss asked one of his braves, why want he move? Bow no like railroad, Bow won't move! We have to finish the last section and proceed with the celebration!
The boss went back the coach car and asked, is there a doctor on board? An elderly man stood up, I'm a doctor, how may I help? They rushed to the chief and the doctor asked. What seems to be the problem? The doctor is a little hard of hearing, say what?! Bow No Move!!! Oh give me a minute Chief, doctor reaching into his bag, grabs a brown bottle of tonic. Here Chief, drink this?, but just a sip. The chief tasted it, this is good and drink the whole bottle.
The railroad boss asked, how is this going to make Bow move off the tracks?! In fifteen minutes the Chief was seen running behind the bushes. The railroad boss asked the chief, are you OK? Umm yes, me drink too much tonic, Bow shit his pants!! Bow move! Bow move!
The railroad was close to completion and to celebrate the event, the box cars were filled with whiskey and food! They invited all the surrounding tribes to join in the celebration.
The train was moving slowly, with people following along side the train, toot toot! But the engineer hit the brakes and came to a quick stop. The railroad boss yelled, Why did you stop?!! There's someone sitting on the tracks! The boss climbed down and ran towards the man.
It was Chief Bow sitting there smoking his pipe, the railroad boss asked one of his braves, why want he move? Bow no like railroad, Bow won't move! We have to finish the last section and proceed with the celebration!
The boss went back the coach car and asked, is there a doctor on board? An elderly man stood up, I'm a doctor, how may I help? They rushed to the chief and the doctor asked. What seems to be the problem? The doctor is a little hard of hearing, say what?! Bow No Move!!! Oh give me a minute Chief, doctor reaching into his bag, grabs a brown bottle of tonic. Here Chief, drink this?, but just a sip. The chief tasted it, this is good and drink the whole bottle.
The railroad boss asked, how is this going to make Bow move off the tracks?! In fifteen minutes the Chief was seen running behind the bushes. The railroad boss asked the chief, are you OK? Umm yes, me drink too much tonic, Bow shit his pants!! Bow move! Bow move!
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Mauwehu
Loc: Norwalk Ct
Bow move!
Mauwehu laugh!
Good job telling the story.
With a little work you could be RJ Samples Jr!
Mauwehu laugh!
Good job telling the story.
With a little work you could be RJ Samples Jr!
May 10, 2022 20:28:30 #
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May 12, 2022 02:38:47 #
Passingbye wrote:
One day in the late 1890's, the railroad had struc... (show quote)
Good laugh lol 😂 🌴😎🌴
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