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May 9, 2022 17:06:52   #
Ben Bragg Loc: Dayton Ohio
 
I used to date a girl who was a twin.
People used to ask “ how do you tell em apart
I’d say “ Tammy paints her nails purple and Tommy’s a dude”

Ended up marrying Tammy. tommy was my brother in law.

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May 9, 2022 17:17:04   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
I went with out and dated (one) of three different twins. Don’t know what my hang up was with twins. However they were all girls. One set tried to fool me all the time and switch when I had a date. I just played along! Had a great time. Never married any of them. Go figure.

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May 9, 2022 19:35:30   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Huntm22 wrote:
I went with out and dated (one) of three different twins. Don’t know what my hang up was with twins. However they were all girls. One set tried to fool me all the time and switch when I had a date. I just played along! Had a great time. Never married any of them. Go figure.


I found that well placed hickie's will eliminate that if it should ever come about again Hunt.

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May 9, 2022 19:47:57   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
plumbob wrote:
I found that well placed hickie's will eliminate that if it should ever come about again Hunt.


Also size is a telling tale!! Just keep your left and right hands oriented. 🤪🤪

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May 10, 2022 13:21:32   #
Americanman28
 
I dated one of twins, too. Both great gals, but definitely not identical. So, that issue never came up.

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May 10, 2022 14:33:20   #
Kerry Hansen Loc: Bremerton, WA
 
Ben Bragg wrote:
I used to date a girl who was a twin.
People used to ask “ how do you tell em apart
I’d say “ Tammy paints her nails purple and Tommy’s a dude”

Ended up marrying Tammy. tommy was my brother in law.


I married a twin. Divorced her after 13 years and two kids, but my new wife (of 46 years) and I are very good friends with my Ex's twin sister who doesn't get along with my Ex. She knows what my Ex did to me.

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May 10, 2022 14:45:02   #
CoDen Loc: Little R, SC
 
Kerry Hansen wrote:
I married a twin. Divorced her after 13 years and two kids, but my new wife (of 46 years) and I are very good friends with my Ex's twin sister who doesn't get along with my Ex. She knows what my Ex did to me.


My two older brothers are Twins. I’m bigger than they are(they’re 5’4 I’m 5’10) sometimes when introducing me, they call me their younger big brother or someone would say what happened to you two and younger is bigger? My one brother Jim would say “well Geo & I had to womb together and no room to grow. Lol had a lot of in with them. People in neighborhoods would call them “I see Double”. Lol
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May 11, 2022 00:24:45   #
RuffplayOR57 Loc: Klamath Falls, OR
 
Ben Bragg wrote:
I used to date a girl who was a twin.
People used to ask “ how do you tell em apart
I’d say “ Tammy paints her nails purple and Tommy’s a dude”

Ended up marrying Tammy. tommy was my brother in law.

Nice story Ben., I wasn’t that fortunate. I dated a Twin, while my younger brother was dating the other one. We both ended up marring those Twins. Both of us had 2 little Girls with each one. At 10 years of marriage mine decided to screw around with a guy she worked with and divorced me. She left me with the kids, the cattle, and the rental. I can tell you that caused a couple problems through the years with my brother and his wife. They are still married and going on 37 years now I believe. I remarried almost 24 years ago and still with that mean old woman. Thank God she’s mean and Honoree or she’d probably be gone to. Between me and her, with hers, mine, and ours we have 6 kids, and 13 grandkids now. And the world still turns round every day. Life is one interesting ride!

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May 11, 2022 02:36:36   #
Passingbye Loc: Reidsville NC
 
Ben Bragg wrote:
I used to date a girl who was a twin.
People used to ask “ how do you tell em apart
I’d say “ Tammy paints her nails purple and Tommy’s a dude”

Ended up marrying Tammy. tommy was my brother in law.


You know brother Ben, people just can't handle the truth nowadays anymore? My first cousin's from my mom's brother and wife two female mirror twins. MY mom gave birth to my baby triplet brothers, there as different as night and day to me, outside the family no one can tell them apart.

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