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May 7, 2022 12:05:13   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
A small zoo in Georgia obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Plumbob Skidmore, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Plumbob, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Plumbob was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

Plumbob showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:

"First", Plumbob said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second", he said, "She gotta wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third", he said, "you cain't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Fourth", Plumbob said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

"And last," Plumbob said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."

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May 7, 2022 12:13:45   #
EZ Fishing Loc: College Ward, Utah
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
A small zoo in Georgia obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Plumbob Skidmore, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Plumbob, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Plumbob was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

Plumbob showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:

"First", Plumbob said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second", he said, "She gotta wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third", he said, "you cain't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Fourth", Plumbob said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

"And last," Plumbob said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."
A small zoo in Georgia obtained a very rare specie... (show quote)

Good one Doug still laughing thanks.🤣🤣👍👍

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May 7, 2022 12:14:35   #
nutz4fish Loc: Colchester, CT
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
A small zoo in Georgia obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Plumbob Skidmore, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Plumbob, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Plumbob was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

Plumbob showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:

"First", Plumbob said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second", he said, "She gotta wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third", he said, "you cain't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Fourth", Plumbob said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

"And last," Plumbob said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."
A small zoo in Georgia obtained a very rare specie... (show quote)


LMAO. Good one Doug !

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May 7, 2022 12:17:37   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Yes, to raise that much dough would take a while! Just Sayin...RJS

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May 7, 2022 13:00:51   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
A small zoo in Georgia obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Plumbob Skidmore, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Plumbob, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Plumbob was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

Plumbob showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:

"First", Plumbob said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second", he said, "She gotta wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third", he said, "you cain't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Fourth", Plumbob said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

"And last," Plumbob said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."
A small zoo in Georgia obtained a very rare specie... (show quote)


LMAO Thanks for the laughs Doug!

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May 7, 2022 13:01:00   #
Ne. fisherman Loc: Central Nebraska Arnold
 
Poor Plumbob! Got me laughing good!

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May 7, 2022 13:13:55   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
A small zoo in Georgia obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Plumbob Skidmore, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Plumbob, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Plumbob was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

Plumbob showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:

"First", Plumbob said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second", he said, "She gotta wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third", he said, "you cain't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Fourth", Plumbob said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

"And last," Plumbob said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."
A small zoo in Georgia obtained a very rare specie... (show quote)


All i can say is that plumbob 759 said he would for $ 400. Couldn't let no Californian outshine me.

Besides like Doug said: She's rare.

Good one Doug.

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May 7, 2022 13:14:54   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
How did we go so wrong here:-)

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May 7, 2022 13:16:53   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Dakoda wrote:
How did we go so wrong here:-)


Blaming it on a rainy day Dakota. But laughing is good for that.

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May 7, 2022 13:25:17   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
A small zoo in Georgia obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Plumbob Skidmore, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Plumbob, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Plumbob was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

Plumbob showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:

"First", Plumbob said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second", he said, "She gotta wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third", he said, "you cain't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Fourth", Plumbob said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

"And last," Plumbob said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."
A small zoo in Georgia obtained a very rare specie... (show quote)


Okay just so i don't hurt her feelings, i already shared her pic on another thread, here is where $ 500 went. Ain't she a doll?



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May 7, 2022 13:28:49   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
plumbob wrote:
Okay just so i don't hurt her feelings, i already shared her pic on another thread, here is where $ 500 went. Ain't she a doll?


LOL!!! She's a keeper!!

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May 7, 2022 13:45:13   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
LOL!!! She's a keeper!!


Will there be room in your boat Doug at the east coast M & G?

She may want to come along.

I told her no bananas allowed.

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May 7, 2022 13:52:08   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
plumbob wrote:
Will there be room in your boat Doug at the east coast M & G?

She may want to come along.

I told her no bananas allowed.


No no no no no. I have a personal rule about Hairy Chicks

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May 7, 2022 14:05:30   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
No no no no no. I have a personal rule about Hairy Chicks


And here i thought i laughed at the joke. Got to blow my nose after that one.

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May 7, 2022 19:07:06   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
Okay just so i don't hurt her feelings, i already shared her pic on another thread, here is where $ 500 went. Ain't she a doll?

Wow, Plumbarb I can see & understand why she has become the gorilla of your dreams.

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