Plum Birthday
May 7, 2022 09:48:23 #
Plum turns 95 today and lives in a senior citizen home.
Every night after dinner, Plum goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Another resident age 87, wanders into the garden.
They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed.
After a short lull in their conversation, Plum turns to the other resident and asks.
“Do you know what I miss most of all?”
The old resident asks. “What?”
“S*X!”
Plum exclaims.
“Why you old fart, you couldn’t get it up if I held a gun to your head!”
“I know,” Plum says. “But it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while.”
“Well, I can oblige.” Says the resident , who gently unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterwards, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and the resident would hold Plum manhood.
Then, one night, Plum didn’t show up at their usual meeting place.
Alarmed, the resident decided to find Plum and make sure that he was O.K.
He walked around the senior citizen home where he found him sitting by the pool with a female resident – Who was holding Plum manhood!
Furious, The resident yelled.
“You two-timing creep! What does she have that I don’t have?”
Plum smiled happily and replied.
“Parkinson’s.”
Every night after dinner, Plum goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Another resident age 87, wanders into the garden.
They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed.
After a short lull in their conversation, Plum turns to the other resident and asks.
“Do you know what I miss most of all?”
The old resident asks. “What?”
“S*X!”
Plum exclaims.
“Why you old fart, you couldn’t get it up if I held a gun to your head!”
“I know,” Plum says. “But it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while.”
“Well, I can oblige.” Says the resident , who gently unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterwards, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and the resident would hold Plum manhood.
Then, one night, Plum didn’t show up at their usual meeting place.
Alarmed, the resident decided to find Plum and make sure that he was O.K.
He walked around the senior citizen home where he found him sitting by the pool with a female resident – Who was holding Plum manhood!
Furious, The resident yelled.
“You two-timing creep! What does she have that I don’t have?”
Plum smiled happily and replied.
“Parkinson’s.”
May 7, 2022 09:50:39 #
😂🤣😂🤣👍🏻 I’ve heard that one before and it still got a belly laugh out of me!!
May 7, 2022 10:08:46 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
Plum turns 95 today and lives in a senior citizen ... (show quote)
Just can't trust anyone to keep a secret these days. Not even Pasture Troy.
May 7, 2022 10:09:13 #
May 7, 2022 10:10:46 #
May 7, 2022 10:19:23 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
Plum turns 95 today and lives in a senior citizen ... (show quote)
Choking the O'l chicken !!👍🤣😂
May 7, 2022 13:57:48 #
plumbob wrote:
Just can't trust anyone to keep a secret these days. Not even Pasture Troy.
You're just Plum Crazy.
May 7, 2022 14:02:42 #
Gordon wrote:
You're just Plum Crazy.
And getting plump from sitting around, i need my fishing time.
May 8, 2022 19:45:32 #
May 9, 2022 00:29:35 #
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