Diesel Fitter and Little Johnny
May 6, 2022 10:07:30 #
Rayjay425
Loc: Mill Creek, Washington
Olaf and Archie were laid off from the garment factory. They went into the unemployment office and applied for unemployment.
Olaf goes up to the counter first. The lady asked him what he did at the factory. He said that he was a Diesel Fitter. So, she said that he would get $500 a week.
Archie goes up to the counter. The lady asked him what he did at the factory. He said that he sewed women’s underwear. So, she said that he would get $100 a week.
Later, Olaf and Archie wee comparing their unemployment income. When Olaf told Archie what he was getting, Archie got mad because of the difference in what they were getting.
So, Archie went back to the counter and asked the lady why Olaf would get a lot more than himself. She said that it was because Olaf was a diesel fitter and you sewed clothes. Archie said that isn’t fair. I sew the garments and Olaf holds the finished garment up and says “Yep, dees will fit her".
Little Johnny’s mother took him to the Psychiatrist. She told the doctor that all that Johnny thinks about is boobies. The doctor talked to Johnny a little bit then decided to do some tests.
The doctor held up a ball and asked Johnny what it was. Johnny said it was a boobie. Hmm, the doctor thought well, the ball is round so I can see why he said boobie.
The doctor held up a lemon and asked Johnny what it was. Johnny said it was a boobie.
The doctor held up a picture of an egg in the frying pan and asked Johnny what it was. Johnny said it was a boobie.
The doctor held up a picture of a jelly doughnut and asked Johnny what it was. Johnny said it was a boobie.
The doctor was getting frustrated. He looked around and found a picture of a windshield wiper. He asked Johnny what it was. Johnny said it was a boobie. The doctor says how can you say the windshield wiper looks like a boobie?
Johnny moves his head to the left and he makes a kissing noise. Then he moves his head to the right and he makes a kissing noise. He repeats this several times.
Olaf goes up to the counter first. The lady asked him what he did at the factory. He said that he was a Diesel Fitter. So, she said that he would get $500 a week.
Archie goes up to the counter. The lady asked him what he did at the factory. He said that he sewed women’s underwear. So, she said that he would get $100 a week.
Later, Olaf and Archie wee comparing their unemployment income. When Olaf told Archie what he was getting, Archie got mad because of the difference in what they were getting.
So, Archie went back to the counter and asked the lady why Olaf would get a lot more than himself. She said that it was because Olaf was a diesel fitter and you sewed clothes. Archie said that isn’t fair. I sew the garments and Olaf holds the finished garment up and says “Yep, dees will fit her".
Little Johnny’s mother took him to the Psychiatrist. She told the doctor that all that Johnny thinks about is boobies. The doctor talked to Johnny a little bit then decided to do some tests.
The doctor held up a ball and asked Johnny what it was. Johnny said it was a boobie. Hmm, the doctor thought well, the ball is round so I can see why he said boobie.
The doctor held up a lemon and asked Johnny what it was. Johnny said it was a boobie.
The doctor held up a picture of an egg in the frying pan and asked Johnny what it was. Johnny said it was a boobie.
The doctor held up a picture of a jelly doughnut and asked Johnny what it was. Johnny said it was a boobie.
The doctor was getting frustrated. He looked around and found a picture of a windshield wiper. He asked Johnny what it was. Johnny said it was a boobie. The doctor says how can you say the windshield wiper looks like a boobie?
Johnny moves his head to the left and he makes a kissing noise. Then he moves his head to the right and he makes a kissing noise. He repeats this several times.
May 6, 2022 13:14:22 #
May 6, 2022 13:26:29 #
Good one. Two guys peeing off the side of a dock, first guy says waters cold. The other guy says yep, deep too
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