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May 5, 2022 10:04:26   #
Ben Bragg Loc: Dayton Ohio
 
Two fishermen were idling thru the no wake zone on the way to their favorite spot.
One guy , patting all his pockets realized he’d left his lighter in the truck. “ hey, do you have a lighter on the boat? “
Other guy says “ yea , I keep one in the bottom of the tackle box”
Well the guy rummages around and finds a huge plastic lighter. Flicked it and sure enough it worked.
He said “ dang, that lighter is huge! Where did you get it”
Partner replied “ my genie gave it to me”
“ Genie , are you kidding , what genie?”
Yea my Genie, I keep him in that empty Jack Daniel’s bottle under your seat, check him out .
Well the guy cracks the top of the Jack Daniel’s bottle and POOF a genie appeared in the boat . The genie said “ I’ll grant you one wish”
Guy said OK I want a million bucks.
Immediately the sky darkened and ducks started landing all around the boat. A million of em.
The guy was amazed he said “ Gabe, that was freeking amazing but I think your genie might have a hearing problem “
Gabe replied “ yea , tell me about it, you think I wished for a 12 inch BICK?”

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May 5, 2022 10:55:49   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Good one!

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May 5, 2022 11:29:18   #
EZ Fishing Loc: College Ward, Utah
 
Ben Bragg wrote:
Two fishermen were idling thru the no wake zone on the way to their favorite spot.
One guy , patting all his pockets realized he’d left his lighter in the truck. “ hey, do you have a lighter on the boat? “
Other guy says “ yea , I keep one in the bottom of the tackle box”
Well the guy rummages around and finds a huge plastic lighter. Flicked it and sure enough it worked.
He said “ dang, that lighter is huge! Where did you get it”
Partner replied “ my genie gave it to me”
“ Genie , are you kidding , what genie?”
Yea my Genie, I keep him in that empty Jack Daniel’s bottle under your seat, check him out .
Well the guy cracks the top of the Jack Daniel’s bottle and POOF a genie appeared in the boat . The genie said “ I’ll grant you one wish”
Guy said OK I want a million bucks.
Immediately the sky darkened and ducks started landing all around the boat. A million of em.
The guy was amazed he said “ Gabe, that was freeking amazing but I think your genie might have a hearing problem “
Gabe replied “ yea , tell me about it, you think I wished for a 12 inch BICK?”
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Good one Ben Bragg thanks.

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May 5, 2022 13:15:24   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Good for a laugh there Ben

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May 5, 2022 13:21:38   #
Smokey2 Loc: San Diego
 
Good one, again!

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May 5, 2022 13:23:55   #
Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.
 
Ben Bragg wrote:
Two fishermen were idling thru the no wake zone on the way to their favorite spot.
One guy , patting all his pockets realized he’d left his lighter in the truck. “ hey, do you have a lighter on the boat? “
Other guy says “ yea , I keep one in the bottom of the tackle box”
Well the guy rummages around and finds a huge plastic lighter. Flicked it and sure enough it worked.
He said “ dang, that lighter is huge! Where did you get it”
Partner replied “ my genie gave it to me”
“ Genie , are you kidding , what genie?”
Yea my Genie, I keep him in that empty Jack Daniel’s bottle under your seat, check him out .
Well the guy cracks the top of the Jack Daniel’s bottle and POOF a genie appeared in the boat . The genie said “ I’ll grant you one wish”
Guy said OK I want a million bucks.
Immediately the sky darkened and ducks started landing all around the boat. A million of em.
The guy was amazed he said “ Gabe, that was freeking amazing but I think your genie might have a hearing problem “
Gabe replied “ yea , tell me about it, you think I wished for a 12 inch BICK?”
Two fishermen were idling thru the no wake zone on... (show quote)

That is funny the last part is even funnier. 🤣
Hope you have a good Spring .
Andy

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May 6, 2022 08:16:35   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Funnier then the first one

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May 6, 2022 09:27:01   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
Ben Bragg wrote:
Two fishermen were idling thru the no wake zone on the way to their favorite spot.
One guy , patting all his pockets realized he’d left his lighter in the truck. “ hey, do you have a lighter on the boat? “
Other guy says “ yea , I keep one in the bottom of the tackle box”
Well the guy rummages around and finds a huge plastic lighter. Flicked it and sure enough it worked.
He said “ dang, that lighter is huge! Where did you get it”
Partner replied “ my genie gave it to me”
“ Genie , are you kidding , what genie?”
Yea my Genie, I keep him in that empty Jack Daniel’s bottle under your seat, check him out .
Well the guy cracks the top of the Jack Daniel’s bottle and POOF a genie appeared in the boat . The genie said “ I’ll grant you one wish”
Guy said OK I want a million bucks.
Immediately the sky darkened and ducks started landing all around the boat. A million of em.
The guy was amazed he said “ Gabe, that was freeking amazing but I think your genie might have a hearing problem “
Gabe replied “ yea , tell me about it, you think I wished for a 12 inch BICK?”
Two fishermen were idling thru the no wake zone on... (show quote)


LOL

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May 6, 2022 15:54:36   #
MNMudminnow Loc: MN (MSP metro/Alexandria) & FL (Ft.Myers)
 
I, too, got caught laughing out loud all by myself...couldn't help it, that is funny.

Thanks for sharing a smile.

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May 6, 2022 16:01:54   #
Harris T. Fudpucker Loc: Lafayette, Louisiana
 
Well what did he wish for?

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May 6, 2022 19:14:57   #
USAF Major Loc: Sea Bright, NJ
 
Will be repeated multiple times!

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May 6, 2022 22:25:51   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
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Ben Bragg wrote:
Two fishermen were idling thru the no wake zone on the way to their favorite spot.
One guy , patting all his pockets realized he’d left his lighter in the truck. “ hey, do you have a lighter on the boat? “
Other guy says “ yea , I keep one in the bottom of the tackle box”
Well the guy rummages around and finds a huge plastic lighter. Flicked it and sure enough it worked.
He said “ dang, that lighter is huge! Where did you get it”
Partner replied “ my genie gave it to me”
“ Genie , are you kidding , what genie?”
Yea my Genie, I keep him in that empty Jack Daniel’s bottle under your seat, check him out .
Well the guy cracks the top of the Jack Daniel’s bottle and POOF a genie appeared in the boat . The genie said “ I’ll grant you one wish”
Guy said OK I want a million bucks.
Immediately the sky darkened and ducks started landing all around the boat. A million of em.
The guy was amazed he said “ Gabe, that was freeking amazing but I think your genie might have a hearing problem “
Gabe replied “ yea , tell me about it, you think I wished for a 12 inch BICK?”
Two fishermen were idling thru the no wake zone on... (show quote)


You're bad my friend, but in a good way.

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May 8, 2022 12:16:52   #
Bobfromfremont Loc: Fremont Ca
 
Ben Bragg wrote:
Two fishermen were idling thru the no wake zone on the way to their favorite spot.
One guy , patting all his pockets realized he’d left his lighter in the truck. “ hey, do you have a lighter on the boat? “
Other guy says “ yea , I keep one in the bottom of the tackle box”
Well the guy rummages around and finds a huge plastic lighter. Flicked it and sure enough it worked.
He said “ dang, that lighter is huge! Where did you get it”
Partner replied “ my genie gave it to me”
“ Genie , are you kidding , what genie?”
Yea my Genie, I keep him in that empty Jack Daniel’s bottle under your seat, check him out .
Well the guy cracks the top of the Jack Daniel’s bottle and POOF a genie appeared in the boat . The genie said “ I’ll grant you one wish”
Guy said OK I want a million bucks.
Immediately the sky darkened and ducks started landing all around the boat. A million of em.
The guy was amazed he said “ Gabe, that was freeking amazing but I think your genie might have a hearing problem “
Gabe replied “ yea , tell me about it, you think I wished for a 12 inch BICK?”
Two fishermen were idling thru the no wake zone on... (show quote)

A GREAT one

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