Two fishermen were idling thru the no wake zone on the way to their favorite spot.
One guy , patting all his pockets realized he’d left his lighter in the truck. “ hey, do you have a lighter on the boat? “
Other guy says “ yea , I keep one in the bottom of the tackle box”
Well the guy rummages around and finds a huge plastic lighter. Flicked it and sure enough it worked.
He said “ dang, that lighter is huge! Where did you get it”
Partner replied “ my genie gave it to me”
“ Genie , are you kidding , what genie?”
Yea my Genie, I keep him in that empty Jack Daniel’s bottle under your seat, check him out .
Well the guy cracks the top of the Jack Daniel’s bottle and POOF a genie appeared in the boat . The genie said “ I’ll grant you one wish”
Guy said OK I want a million bucks.
Immediately the sky darkened and ducks started landing all around the boat. A million of em.
The guy was amazed he said “ Gabe, that was freeking amazing but I think your genie might have a hearing problem “
Gabe replied “ yea , tell me about it, you think I wished for a 12 inch BICK?”
Ben Bragg wrote:
Two fishermen were idling thru the no wake zone on the way to their favorite spot.
One guy , patting all his pockets realized he’d left his lighter in the truck. “ hey, do you have a lighter on the boat? “
Other guy says “ yea , I keep one in the bottom of the tackle box”
Well the guy rummages around and finds a huge plastic lighter. Flicked it and sure enough it worked.
He said “ dang, that lighter is huge! Where did you get it”
Partner replied “ my genie gave it to me”
“ Genie , are you kidding , what genie?”
Yea my Genie, I keep him in that empty Jack Daniel’s bottle under your seat, check him out .
Well the guy cracks the top of the Jack Daniel’s bottle and POOF a genie appeared in the boat . The genie said “ I’ll grant you one wish”
Guy said OK I want a million bucks.
Immediately the sky darkened and ducks started landing all around the boat. A million of em.
The guy was amazed he said “ Gabe, that was freeking amazing but I think your genie might have a hearing problem “
Gabe replied “ yea , tell me about it, you think I wished for a 12 inch BICK?”
Two fishermen were idling thru the no wake zone on... (
show quote)
Good one Ben Bragg thanks.
Good for a laugh there Ben
Ben Bragg wrote:
Two fishermen were idling thru the no wake zone on the way to their favorite spot.
One guy , patting all his pockets realized he’d left his lighter in the truck. “ hey, do you have a lighter on the boat? “
Other guy says “ yea , I keep one in the bottom of the tackle box”
Well the guy rummages around and finds a huge plastic lighter. Flicked it and sure enough it worked.
He said “ dang, that lighter is huge! Where did you get it”
Partner replied “ my genie gave it to me”
“ Genie , are you kidding , what genie?”
Yea my Genie, I keep him in that empty Jack Daniel’s bottle under your seat, check him out .
Well the guy cracks the top of the Jack Daniel’s bottle and POOF a genie appeared in the boat . The genie said “ I’ll grant you one wish”
Guy said OK I want a million bucks.
Immediately the sky darkened and ducks started landing all around the boat. A million of em.
The guy was amazed he said “ Gabe, that was freeking amazing but I think your genie might have a hearing problem “
Gabe replied “ yea , tell me about it, you think I wished for a 12 inch BICK?”
Two fishermen were idling thru the no wake zone on... (
show quote)
That is funny the last part is even funnier. 🤣
Hope you have a good Spring .
Andy
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Funnier then the first one
MNMudminnow
Loc: MN (MSP metro/Alexandria) & FL (Ft.Myers)
I, too, got caught laughing out loud all by myself...couldn't help it, that is funny.
Thanks for sharing a smile.
Well what did he wish for?
Will be repeated multiple times!
'
Ben Bragg wrote:
Two fishermen were idling thru the no wake zone on the way to their favorite spot.
One guy , patting all his pockets realized he’d left his lighter in the truck. “ hey, do you have a lighter on the boat? “
Other guy says “ yea , I keep one in the bottom of the tackle box”
Well the guy rummages around and finds a huge plastic lighter. Flicked it and sure enough it worked.
He said “ dang, that lighter is huge! Where did you get it”
Partner replied “ my genie gave it to me”
“ Genie , are you kidding , what genie?”
Yea my Genie, I keep him in that empty Jack Daniel’s bottle under your seat, check him out .
Well the guy cracks the top of the Jack Daniel’s bottle and POOF a genie appeared in the boat . The genie said “ I’ll grant you one wish”
Guy said OK I want a million bucks.
Immediately the sky darkened and ducks started landing all around the boat. A million of em.
The guy was amazed he said “ Gabe, that was freeking amazing but I think your genie might have a hearing problem “
Gabe replied “ yea , tell me about it, you think I wished for a 12 inch BICK?”
Two fishermen were idling thru the no wake zone on... (
show quote)
You're bad my friend, but in a good way.
If you want to reply, then
register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.