The Kansas City Elder of the local place of worship Randy Hartford purchased a lawn mower from Mr. Billy Awesome at a garage sale in order to help out the grounds crew Oz from Eastern Kansas.

Having a little problem after getting it back home, Randy pulls on the rope a few times with no results.
( boy haven’t we all been there )


Thanks for the Chuckles. Lol 🌴😎🌴

Randy even gets on the fishing stage asking for assistance from our motor heads like Fred fish and Jeremy. Heck even the spark chaser Jarhead chimed in with a suggestion.

( That’s what Flyguy says: we care and we share.)

With no positive results Randy storms back to the garage sale and tells the previous owner "I can't get the mower to start Billy, it is far from awesome as a matter of fact its Crap2 “

That wheeler and dealer friend of Billy is Mauwehu and said : "That's because you have to curse to get it started."

Randy being taken back a little says: "I'm a man of the cloth. I don't even remember how to curse."

Mau calmly says: "You keep pulling on that rope, and it will come back to you."

Ummm Wonder what words came out?




The Iowa Farmer back in his hay days, took his pet duck and got on his John Deere and went to the moving picture with sound show in town.

Iowa walked up to the ticket booth with his pet duck called “ Whitey “ under his arm to buy a ticket, but the pretty ticket taker Betts said, “sir, you can’t bring that bird in here”.

The country boy Iowa tries to explain about how the duck is a housebroken pet, and at that point Whitey gave out a little quack But Betts says, SIR, I’m sorry but you can’t bring that animal into the theater”.

So, Iowa is sitting in his truck, petting his duck, trying to think, and has an idea!

He hides Whitey down the bib of his overalls and goes and buys a ticket.

( see you can get one by Betts )

Iowa sits down next to these two lovely town girls Kandy and the Weekend Hooker sporting their daisy duke shorts and tied up tops exposing their belly buttons.

The little quacker Whitey, is hidden in his pants, and Iowa starts watching the movie.

A few minutes later, Kandy nudges the Weekend Hooker, and says, “this guy next to me has his thingy out”.

The Weekend Hooker being around more than Kandy says “ignore him, you seen one, you’ve seen ’em all”.

Kandy replies, “not like this one, it’s eating my popcorn”

( Yep They grow them big out there in Iowa. And now you know why the Iowa Farmer stays on the farm.)

The Kansas City Elder of the local place of worship Randy Hartford purchased a lawn mower from Mr. Billy Awesome at a garage sale in order to help out the grounds crew Oz from Eastern Kansas.

Having a little problem after getting it back home, Randy pulls on the rope a few times with no results.
( boy haven’t we all been there )

Randy even gets on the fishing stage asking for assistance from our motor heads like Fred fish and Jeremy. Heck even the spark chaser Jarhead chimed in with a suggestion.

( That’s what Flyguy says: we care and we share.)

With no positive results Randy storms back to the garage sale and tells the previous owner "I can't get the mower to start Billy, it is far from awesome as a matter of fact its Crap2 “

That wheeler and dealer friend of Billy is Mauwehu and said : "That's because you have to curse to get it started."

Randy being taken back a little says: "I'm a man of the cloth. I don't even remember how to curse."

Mau calmly says: "You keep pulling on that rope, and it will come back to you."

Ummm Wonder what words came out?




The Iowa Farmer back in his hay days, took his pet duck and got on his John Deere and went to the moving picture with sound show in town.

Iowa walked up to the ticket booth with his pet duck called “ Whitey “ under his arm to buy a ticket, but the pretty ticket taker Betts said, “sir, you can’t bring that bird in here”.

The country boy Iowa tries to explain about how the duck is a housebroken pet, and at that point Whitey gave out a little quack But Betts says, SIR, I’m sorry but you can’t bring that animal into the theater”.

So, Iowa is sitting in his truck, petting his duck, trying to think, and has an idea!

He hides Whitey down the bib of his overalls and goes and buys a ticket.

( see you can get one by Betts )

Iowa sits down next to these two lovely town girls Kandy and the Weekend Hooker sporting their daisy duke shorts and tied up tops exposing their belly buttons.

The little quacker Whitey, is hidden in his pants, and Iowa starts watching the movie.

A few minutes later, Kandy nudges the Weekend Hooker, and says, “this guy next to me has his thingy out”.

The Weekend Hooker being around more than Kandy says “ignore him, you seen one, you’ve seen ’em all”.

Kandy replies, “not like this one, it’s eating my popcorn”

( Yep They grow them big out there in Iowa. And now you know why the Iowa Farmer stays on the farm.)

The Kansas City Elder of the local place of worship Randy Hartford purchased a lawn mower from Mr. Billy Awesome at a garage sale in order to help out the grounds crew Oz from Eastern Kansas.

Having a little problem after getting it back home, Randy pulls on the rope a few times with no results.
( boy haven’t we all been there )

Randy even gets on the fishing stage asking for assistance from our motor heads like Fred fish and Jeremy. Heck even the spark chaser Jarhead chimed in with a suggestion.

( That’s what Flyguy says: we care and we share.)

With no positive results Randy storms back to the garage sale and tells the previous owner "I can't get the mower to start Billy, it is far from awesome as a matter of fact its Crap2 “

That wheeler and dealer friend of Billy is Mauwehu and said : "That's because you have to curse to get it started."

Randy being taken back a little says: "I'm a man of the cloth. I don't even remember how to curse."

Mau calmly says: "You keep pulling on that rope, and it will come back to you."

Ummm Wonder what words came out?




The Iowa Farmer back in his hay days, took his pet duck and got on his John Deere and went to the moving picture with sound show in town.

Iowa walked up to the ticket booth with his pet duck called “ Whitey “ under his arm to buy a ticket, but the pretty ticket taker Betts said, “sir, you can’t bring that bird in here”.

The country boy Iowa tries to explain about how the duck is a housebroken pet, and at that point Whitey gave out a little quack But Betts says, SIR, I’m sorry but you can’t bring that animal into the theater”.

So, Iowa is sitting in his truck, petting his duck, trying to think, and has an idea!

He hides Whitey down the bib of his overalls and goes and buys a ticket.

( see you can get one by Betts )

Iowa sits down next to these two lovely town girls Kandy and the Weekend Hooker sporting their daisy duke shorts and tied up tops exposing their belly buttons.

The little quacker Whitey, is hidden in his pants, and Iowa starts watching the movie.

A few minutes later, Kandy nudges the Weekend Hooker, and says, “this guy next to me has his thingy out”.

The Weekend Hooker being around more than Kandy says “ignore him, you seen one, you’ve seen ’em all”.

Kandy replies, “not like this one, it’s eating my popcorn”

( Yep They grow them big out there in Iowa. And now you know why the Iowa Farmer stays on the farm.)

The Kansas City Elder of the local place of worship Randy Hartford purchased a lawn mower from Mr. Billy Awesome at a garage sale in order to help out the grounds crew Oz from Eastern Kansas.

Having a little problem after getting it back home, Randy pulls on the rope a few times with no results.
( boy haven’t we all been there )

Randy even gets on the fishing stage asking for assistance from our motor heads like Fred fish and Jeremy. Heck even the spark chaser Jarhead chimed in with a suggestion.

( That’s what Flyguy says: we care and we share.)

With no positive results Randy storms back to the garage sale and tells the previous owner "I can't get the mower to start Billy, it is far from awesome as a matter of fact its Crap2 “

That wheeler and dealer friend of Billy is Mauwehu and said : "That's because you have to curse to get it started."

Randy being taken back a little says: "I'm a man of the cloth. I don't even remember how to curse."

Mau calmly says: "You keep pulling on that rope, and it will come back to you."

Ummm Wonder what words came out?




The Iowa Farmer back in his hay days, took his pet duck and got on his John Deere and went to the moving picture with sound show in town.

Iowa walked up to the ticket booth with his pet duck called “ Whitey “ under his arm to buy a ticket, but the pretty ticket taker Betts said, “sir, you can’t bring that bird in here”.

The country boy Iowa tries to explain about how the duck is a housebroken pet, and at that point Whitey gave out a little quack But Betts says, SIR, I’m sorry but you can’t bring that animal into the theater”.

So, Iowa is sitting in his truck, petting his duck, trying to think, and has an idea!

He hides Whitey down the bib of his overalls and goes and buys a ticket.

( see you can get one by Betts )

Iowa sits down next to these two lovely town girls Kandy and the Weekend Hooker sporting their daisy duke shorts and tied up tops exposing their belly buttons.

The little quacker Whitey, is hidden in his pants, and Iowa starts watching the movie.

A few minutes later, Kandy nudges the Weekend Hooker, and says, “this guy next to me has his thingy out”.

The Weekend Hooker being around more than Kandy says “ignore him, you seen one, you’ve seen ’em all”.

Kandy replies, “not like this one, it’s eating my popcorn”

( Yep They grow them big out there in Iowa. And now you know why the Iowa Farmer stays on the farm.)

The Kansas City Elder of the local place of worship Randy Hartford purchased a lawn mower from Mr. Billy Awesome at a garage sale in order to help out the grounds crew Oz from Eastern Kansas.

Having a little problem after getting it back home, Randy pulls on the rope a few times with no results.
( boy haven’t we all been there )

Randy even gets on the fishing stage asking for assistance from our motor heads like Fred fish and Jeremy. Heck even the spark chaser Jarhead chimed in with a suggestion.

( That’s what Flyguy says: we care and we share.)

With no positive results Randy storms back to the garage sale and tells the previous owner "I can't get the mower to start Billy, it is far from awesome as a matter of fact its Crap2 “

That wheeler and dealer friend of Billy is Mauwehu and said : "That's because you have to curse to get it started."

Randy being taken back a little says: "I'm a man of the cloth. I don't even remember how to curse."

Mau calmly says: "You keep pulling on that rope, and it will come back to you."

Ummm Wonder what words came out?




The Iowa Farmer back in his hay days, took his pet duck and got on his John Deere and went to the moving picture with sound show in town.

Iowa walked up to the ticket booth with his pet duck called “ Whitey “ under his arm to buy a ticket, but the pretty ticket taker Betts said, “sir, you can’t bring that bird in here”.

The country boy Iowa tries to explain about how the duck is a housebroken pet, and at that point Whitey gave out a little quack But Betts says, SIR, I’m sorry but you can’t bring that animal into the theater”.

So, Iowa is sitting in his truck, petting his duck, trying to think, and has an idea!

He hides Whitey down the bib of his overalls and goes and buys a ticket.

( see you can get one by Betts )

Iowa sits down next to these two lovely town girls Kandy and the Weekend Hooker sporting their daisy duke shorts and tied up tops exposing their belly buttons.

The little quacker Whitey, is hidden in his pants, and Iowa starts watching the movie.

A few minutes later, Kandy nudges the Weekend Hooker, and says, “this guy next to me has his thingy out”.

The Weekend Hooker being around more than Kandy says “ignore him, you seen one, you’ve seen ’em all”.

Kandy replies, “not like this one, it’s eating my popcorn”

( Yep They grow them big out there in Iowa. And now you know why the Iowa Farmer stays on the farm.)

The Kansas City Elder of the local place of worship Randy Hartford purchased a lawn mower from Mr. Billy Awesome at a garage sale in order to help out the grounds crew Oz from Eastern Kansas.

Having a little problem after getting it back home, Randy pulls on the rope a few times with no results.
( boy haven’t we all been there )

Randy even gets on the fishing stage asking for assistance from our motor heads like Fred fish and Jeremy. Heck even the spark chaser Jarhead chimed in with a suggestion.

( That’s what Flyguy says: we care and we share.)

With no positive results Randy storms back to the garage sale and tells the previous owner "I can't get the mower to start Billy, it is far from awesome as a matter of fact its Crap2 “

That wheeler and dealer friend of Billy is Mauwehu and said : "That's because you have to curse to get it started."

Randy being taken back a little says: "I'm a man of the cloth. I don't even remember how to curse."

Mau calmly says: "You keep pulling on that rope, and it will come back to you."

Ummm Wonder what words came out?




The Iowa Farmer back in his hay days, took his pet duck and got on his John Deere and went to the moving picture with sound show in town.

Iowa walked up to the ticket booth with his pet duck called “ Whitey “ under his arm to buy a ticket, but the pretty ticket taker Betts said, “sir, you can’t bring that bird in here”.

The country boy Iowa tries to explain about how the duck is a housebroken pet, and at that point Whitey gave out a little quack But Betts says, SIR, I’m sorry but you can’t bring that animal into the theater”.

So, Iowa is sitting in his truck, petting his duck, trying to think, and has an idea!

He hides Whitey down the bib of his overalls and goes and buys a ticket.

( see you can get one by Betts )

Iowa sits down next to these two lovely town girls Kandy and the Weekend Hooker sporting their daisy duke shorts and tied up tops exposing their belly buttons.

The little quacker Whitey, is hidden in his pants, and Iowa starts watching the movie.

A few minutes later, Kandy nudges the Weekend Hooker, and says, “this guy next to me has his thingy out”.

The Weekend Hooker being around more than Kandy says “ignore him, you seen one, you’ve seen ’em all”.

Kandy replies, “not like this one, it’s eating my popcorn”

( Yep They grow them big out there in Iowa. And now you know why the Iowa Farmer stays on the farm.)

The Kansas City Elder of the local place of worship Randy Hartford purchased a lawn mower from Mr. Billy Awesome at a garage sale in order to help out the grounds crew Oz from Eastern Kansas.

Having a little problem after getting it back home, Randy pulls on the rope a few times with no results.
( boy haven’t we all been there )

Randy even gets on the fishing stage asking for assistance from our motor heads like Fred fish and Jeremy. Heck even the spark chaser Jarhead chimed in with a suggestion.

( That’s what Flyguy says: we care and we share.)

With no positive results Randy storms back to the garage sale and tells the previous owner "I can't get the mower to start Billy, it is far from awesome as a matter of fact its Crap2 “

That wheeler and dealer friend of Billy is Mauwehu and said : "That's because you have to curse to get it started."

Randy being taken back a little says: "I'm a man of the cloth. I don't even remember how to curse."

Mau calmly says: "You keep pulling on that rope, and it will come back to you."

Ummm Wonder what words came out?




The Iowa Farmer back in his hay days, took his pet duck and got on his John Deere and went to the moving picture with sound show in town.

Iowa walked up to the ticket booth with his pet duck called “ Whitey “ under his arm to buy a ticket, but the pretty ticket taker Betts said, “sir, you can’t bring that bird in here”.

The country boy Iowa tries to explain about how the duck is a housebroken pet, and at that point Whitey gave out a little quack But Betts says, SIR, I’m sorry but you can’t bring that animal into the theater”.

So, Iowa is sitting in his truck, petting his duck, trying to think, and has an idea!

He hides Whitey down the bib of his overalls and goes and buys a ticket.

( see you can get one by Betts )

Iowa sits down next to these two lovely town girls Kandy and the Weekend Hooker sporting their daisy duke shorts and tied up tops exposing their belly buttons.

The little quacker Whitey, is hidden in his pants, and Iowa starts watching the movie.

A few minutes later, Kandy nudges the Weekend Hooker, and says, “this guy next to me has his thingy out”.

The Weekend Hooker being around more than Kandy says “ignore him, you seen one, you’ve seen ’em all”.

Kandy replies, “not like this one, it’s eating my popcorn”

( Yep They grow them big out there in Iowa. And now you know why the Iowa Farmer stays on the farm.)