Betts at the dentist
Apr 29, 2022 10:22:41 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A dentist was getting ready to clean Bett's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves...
"Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?"
Betts said, "No."
"Well," he joked, "down in Mexico they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex, and the workers are all picked according to hand size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in, and then walk around for a bit while the latex sets up and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and start the process all over again."
And she didn't laugh a bit!!! Yet, five minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing.
Betts blushed and exclaimed, "I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms."
"Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?"
Betts said, "No."
"Well," he joked, "down in Mexico they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex, and the workers are all picked according to hand size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in, and then walk around for a bit while the latex sets up and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and start the process all over again."
And she didn't laugh a bit!!! Yet, five minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing.
Betts blushed and exclaimed, "I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms."
Apr 29, 2022 10:59:50 #
Apr 29, 2022 11:28:41 #
EZ Fishing
Loc: College Ward, Utah
BadFisherman wrote:
A dentist was getting ready to clean Bett's teeth.... (show quote)
Good one BadFisherman. Still laughing.🤣🤣👍👍
Apr 29, 2022 12:27:24 #
BadFisherman wrote:
A dentist was getting ready to clean Bett's teeth.... (show quote)
😂😂😂 another good one, BF! You’re on a roll..
Apr 29, 2022 13:08:03 #
Apr 29, 2022 13:46:33 #
BadFisherman wrote:
A dentist was getting ready to clean Bett's teeth.... (show quote)
Smart gal that Betts lol. Your bad BF 😁
Apr 29, 2022 19:19:33 #
BadFisherman wrote:
A dentist was getting ready to clean Bett's teeth.... (show quote)
BF, that’s too funny. You’ve got an imaginative mind brother.
Apr 30, 2022 16:24:37 #
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Apr 30, 2022 19:00:57 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
BadFisherman wrote:
A dentist was getting ready to clean Bett's teeth.... (show quote)
You got me laughing BF. 🇺🇸🎣😂👍
May 1, 2022 18:25:52 #
Ugly fish
Loc: W Penn
A lady was at the dentist for a crown.
Dentist: Margie, this tooth we have been trying to save has broken while we waited for the implant. I’ll have to pull it unfortunately!
Margie: Well Doc remember you can’t give me gas as it upsets my stomach.
Dentist: I remember.
Margie: Then it’s novacain then huh?
Dentist: Nope
The dentist reaches into his pocket and retrieves a lil blue oval pill
Margie: Will that kill the pain after you give it to me?
Dentist: Are kidding this isn’t for you it’s Viagra, you’re going to need something to hold onto as I yank that tooth!
Dentist: Margie, this tooth we have been trying to save has broken while we waited for the implant. I’ll have to pull it unfortunately!
Margie: Well Doc remember you can’t give me gas as it upsets my stomach.
Dentist: I remember.
Margie: Then it’s novacain then huh?
Dentist: Nope
The dentist reaches into his pocket and retrieves a lil blue oval pill
Margie: Will that kill the pain after you give it to me?
Dentist: Are kidding this isn’t for you it’s Viagra, you’re going to need something to hold onto as I yank that tooth!
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