plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

As Rutibuck got home after a day of Ezfishing , his wife Marion asked him to mow the lawn that evening.

( Good thing she just asked and not told )

"Why do I have to cut the lawn now?" Rut asked.

"Because the neighbors Whitey and Jim Kay are going to think we are slobs, and lazy!" Marion said.

They discussed this for several minutes, and Rut threw up his hands.

"I don't care what even Jer, the other neighbor thinks!" he yelled.

"In fact, I'll go outside right now and mow the lawn! And I'll do it NAKED! Then what will the neighbors think?"

"They'll think our lawn looks great," said Marion. "And that I married you for your money."





Now that Fredfish is retired, being somewhat frisky is always on his mind as we read in a previous post.

The Fishes 7 year old grandson known as Little Johnny Fish walked into the bedroom

( really Fred close the door 1st please this isn't like that restaurant )

so they tell him to go on the balcony to play with his toys.

After little Johnny leaves they start having frisky fishy fun, after about 10 minutes Fred says:

We should talk to little Johnny while he's on the balcony, i don't want him to feel alone

Yeah, you're right says Mrs Fish.

So Mrs Fish says in a louder voice:

Johnny, what are our neighbors doing?

Johnny replies:

Well, Ms. Betts is cutting the lawn, Mr. Jim is washing his car and Jason's parents are having sex

WHAT?! Honey, how do you know that??

Because Jason is sitting on the balcony.

( And now we know a little more about J in Cleveland than we did before. )

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Out of the mouths of babes. They understand more than you think.

EZ Fishing Loc: College Ward, Utah

Some more great ones plumbob. Keep us laughing and informed. You can't hide anything from the kids.

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

Didn’t know Fred was posting his escapades on the stage? Frisky or fishing. What a dilemma. 😁

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

He is a changed man in his retirement years now. Amazing how stress reduction can do that.

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Poor Fred is going to be worn out being that frisky. A couple good ones Plum

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

It's easy Four. If it's not windy, go fishing, if it's windy, gotta find something else to do. It's been windy a lot lately.

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

I suspected you were a man of many talents. Plumbob said he would bet that you could chew gum and fish at the same time. 😁

Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven

Fred can also ‘walk and talk’. Just advise him to only moan and groan while being frisky 😝😝

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

🤣🤣🤣 👍

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

I've been known to moan and swear when I break off a fish.

Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven

I thought that is what it said to do in the instruction book🤪🤪

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Back when we lived in an apartment, we had lots of parties. We always got comments about the gumball machine we had on a shelf in the bathroom.

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

😳😬😮🫣🤣

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

You can't leave us hanging Fred. What was with the gumball machine? We wont tell.