Nothing to worry about
Apr 28, 2022 08:13:22 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange..."
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."
"I see."
"That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl."
"Uh-huh"
"That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about."
"You're simply going through the change."
"This one's kind of strange..."
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."
"I see."
"That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl."
"Uh-huh"
"That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about."
"You're simply going through the change."
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Apr 28, 2022 08:59:54 #
CanePole
Loc: Ohio
The better half will like that one. Always can count on you for a gut buster most days. Thanks for posting.
Apr 28, 2022 09:16:26 #
BadFisherman wrote:
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited... (show quote)
Yep , this one goes to the wifee
Apr 28, 2022 09:17:53 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
BadFisherman wrote:
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited... (show quote)
Oh that's wrong in so many ways 🤣🤣. BF beware the wrath of a woman 😡
Apr 28, 2022 09:55:40 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Grizzly 17 wrote:
Oh that's wrong in so many ways 🤣🤣. BF beware the wrath of a woman 😡
The Sgt. Major (my wife) is a very stoic woman...but, she got a kick out'ta this one. It's why I posted it.
Apr 28, 2022 10:06:49 #
BadFisherman wrote:
The Sgt. Major (my wife) is a very stoic woman...but, she got a kick out'ta this one. It's why I posted it.
You are a brave man. BF. I'll let you know what happens if she doesn't kill me. If you don't hear from me,,, I'm dead and gone.
Apr 28, 2022 10:17:53 #
Apr 28, 2022 10:50:30 #
EZ Fishing
Loc: College Ward, Utah
BadFisherman wrote:
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited... (show quote)
Great one BadFisherman thanks.
Apr 28, 2022 11:04:25 #
Apr 28, 2022 11:10:13 #
BadFisherman wrote:
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5 Star rating on this one BF.
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Apr 28, 2022 22:22:27 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
BadFisherman wrote:
The Sgt. Major (my wife) is a very stoic woman...but, she got a kick out'ta this one. It's why I posted it.
BF I never met a Sgt major with that much understanding.
Apr 29, 2022 11:54:07 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
BadFisherman wrote:
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Oh yeah! Good one!
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