Kandydisbar follows the law
Apr 26, 2022 19:59:42 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts.
The driver, Kandydisbar, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit?" she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly Kandy says a bit proudly... 22 miles an hour!". The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, Kandy blushed and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time." the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts.
The driver, Kandydisbar, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit?" she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly Kandy says a bit proudly... 22 miles an hour!". The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, Kandy blushed and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time." the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
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EZ Fishing
Loc: College Ward, Utah
BadFisherman wrote:
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Good one BadFisherman. LOL 🤣🤣👍👍
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Apr 27, 2022 16:13:12 #
BadFisherman wrote:
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BF
You did it again !!
Love the jokes you and Plum Bob come up with you two would be a kick to fish with in the same boat.
Have a great Springs fishing 🎣
Andy
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