# 31 FS fake news special edition. Weekend Hooker, Ronnie, and OJ prime suspects.
Apr 25, 2022 11:24:47 #
The real reason our resident nurse here on the stage known as the Weekend Hooker retired.
It seems that all WH wanted to do was donate organs, but the hospital was being awkward about it.
The staff kept asking WH where she got the organs and threatened to call the police.
Thus, WH thought it best to take an early retirement.
Evidently donating an organ or two, WH was considered a hero to the recipient, respected by the hospital and admired by all here on the fishing stage.
However, It was the 19 other organs the Hospital was slightly concerned about.
Any body seen our Hooker lately. Ummmmm!!!!!
This one is for you Ronniejw.
We all are aware of Ronnie’s many hospital encounters and treatments of late and it’s been reported that a nice middle aged gentleman ( Ronnie ) telephoned the hospital.
Ronnie timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
The operator from West Virginia known as Mike said, "I can, what's the name and room number please?"
Ronnie in a weak voice said, "Ronnie JW , Room 604."
Mike replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with his nurse."
After a few minutes Mike returned to the phone and said, "Oh, I have good news, his nurse Betts a real Kandy of a Gal just told me that Ronnie is doing very well.
His blood pressure is fine; his blood work just came back as normal and his physician, Dr. Oz, has scheduled him to be discharged on Tuesday."
Ronnie said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! Bless your Heart!" ( we all know what that really means )
Mike replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Ronnie your son?"
Ronnie in that Aussie voice said, "No, I'm Ronnie in room 604. No one tells me crap.” Not Even Billy and I thought he was Awesome until now.
Another weekend gone by and once again OJdidit wakes up in the hospital covered in bruises with a golf club wrapped round his neck. ( This guy will never learn will he? )
It’s been noted that nurse Katrinia asks him what the **** happened?
OJ said: well, I was teaching my wife Marion how to play golf when her ball flew into the Iowa Farmers field of cows.
No Bull said Katrinia?
No Bull said OJ, so we went looking for it, and I found it wedged perfectly between a cow’s rear cheeks.
OJ pointed at it and said: hey snookums’ this one looks like yours!!!'.
OJdidit for sure this time.
Hope you have good Insurance OJ.
It seems that all WH wanted to do was donate organs, but the hospital was being awkward about it.
The staff kept asking WH where she got the organs and threatened to call the police.
Thus, WH thought it best to take an early retirement.
Evidently donating an organ or two, WH was considered a hero to the recipient, respected by the hospital and admired by all here on the fishing stage.
However, It was the 19 other organs the Hospital was slightly concerned about.
Any body seen our Hooker lately. Ummmmm!!!!!
This one is for you Ronniejw.
We all are aware of Ronnie’s many hospital encounters and treatments of late and it’s been reported that a nice middle aged gentleman ( Ronnie ) telephoned the hospital.
Ronnie timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
The operator from West Virginia known as Mike said, "I can, what's the name and room number please?"
Ronnie in a weak voice said, "Ronnie JW , Room 604."
Mike replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with his nurse."
After a few minutes Mike returned to the phone and said, "Oh, I have good news, his nurse Betts a real Kandy of a Gal just told me that Ronnie is doing very well.
His blood pressure is fine; his blood work just came back as normal and his physician, Dr. Oz, has scheduled him to be discharged on Tuesday."
Ronnie said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! Bless your Heart!" ( we all know what that really means )
Mike replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Ronnie your son?"
Ronnie in that Aussie voice said, "No, I'm Ronnie in room 604. No one tells me crap.” Not Even Billy and I thought he was Awesome until now.
Another weekend gone by and once again OJdidit wakes up in the hospital covered in bruises with a golf club wrapped round his neck. ( This guy will never learn will he? )
It’s been noted that nurse Katrinia asks him what the **** happened?
OJ said: well, I was teaching my wife Marion how to play golf when her ball flew into the Iowa Farmers field of cows.
No Bull said Katrinia?
No Bull said OJ, so we went looking for it, and I found it wedged perfectly between a cow’s rear cheeks.
OJ pointed at it and said: hey snookums’ this one looks like yours!!!'.
OJdidit for sure this time.
Hope you have good Insurance OJ.
Apr 25, 2022 11:39:01 #
You have to know when to zip it ". I learn t a long time ago.
Well done Bob
Well done Bob
Apr 25, 2022 11:42:57 #
Ronniejw wrote:
You have to know when to zip it ". I learn t a long time ago.
Well done Bob
Well done Bob
I figured you might relate Ronnie. Get well my friend, pulling for you.
Apr 25, 2022 11:44:55 #
Apr 25, 2022 11:47:42 #
Marion is very talented…it is very difficult to tie tube steel in a knot like that 😂
Apr 25, 2022 11:53:08 #
plumbob wrote:
The real reason our resident nurse here on the sta... (show quote)
Now my chemo for this week is over I may : able : to rest easier then!I "thank you all for prayers and thoughts and well wishes God bless you all
Apr 25, 2022 12:52:32 #
Slimshady
Loc: Central Pennsylvania
Ronniejw wrote:
Now my chemo for this week is over I may : able : to rest easier then!I "thank you all for prayers and thoughts and well wishes God bless you all
Still praying for you Ronnie,but it is good to hear that things are progressing well. We’ll keep thinking and praying for you buddy,so get back to normal for all your friends and family on the stage. Be safe out there
Apr 25, 2022 14:01:56 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Dr. OZ
now I am tv host
now I am tv host
Moving on up in the world Doc.
Apr 25, 2022 14:04:15 #
OJdidit wrote:
Marion is very talented…it is very difficult to tie tube steel in a knot like that 😂
Sounds like she gets to keep in shape with bending those clubs.
Wont be long Medicare with help with those hospital bills OJ.
Apr 25, 2022 14:07:43 #
Apr 25, 2022 14:14:59 #
EasternOZ wrote:
https://youtu.be/ufw9dVys3t0
Yep, the East side of Kansas.
Another good show there that had some good laughs in it.
Apr 25, 2022 14:32:23 #
plumbob wrote:
Sounds like she gets to keep in shape with bending those clubs.
Wont be long Medicare with help with those hospital bills OJ.
Wont be long Medicare with help with those hospital bills OJ.
I hope I last that long 😉
Apr 25, 2022 16:37:22 #
EZ Fishing
Loc: College Ward, Utah
plumbob wrote:
The real reason our resident nurse here on the sta... (show quote)
More good ones plumbob still laughing. 👍👍👍
Apr 26, 2022 09:21:06 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
plumbob wrote:
The real reason our resident nurse here on the sta... (show quote)
The Ronnie one is right on!!
Apr 26, 2022 10:25:14 #
kandydisbar wrote:
The Ronnie one is right on!!
Wait until you get a chance to talk with Ronnie. He his that accent down pretty good.
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