J in Cleveland gets drunk, goes to the movies
Apr 24, 2022 22:23:26 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
After a night drinking, J in Cleveland lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to him, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
J groaned but didn't budge.
The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager.
Again, J just groaned.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment, he had returned with the manager.
Together, the two of them tried repeatedly to move J, but with no success.
Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"
"J," he moaned.
"Where ya from, J ?"
With pain in his voice J replied....... "The balcony."
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to him, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
J groaned but didn't budge.
The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager.
Again, J just groaned.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment, he had returned with the manager.
Together, the two of them tried repeatedly to move J, but with no success.
Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"
"J," he moaned.
"Where ya from, J ?"
With pain in his voice J replied....... "The balcony."
Apr 24, 2022 22:30:19 #
Apr 24, 2022 22:39:55 #
BadFisherman wrote:
After a night drinking, J in Cleveland lay sprawle... (show quote)
OUCH!!! Good one Lon.
Apr 24, 2022 23:35:52 #
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Apr 25, 2022 05:56:28 #
BadFisherman wrote:
After a night drinking, J in Cleveland lay sprawle... (show quote)
Good mornin,' BF, some people should not drink, J could be one of them. Thank you and have a good day.
Apr 25, 2022 06:28:25 #
Apr 25, 2022 07:00:23 #
BadFisherman wrote:
After a night drinking, J in Cleveland lay sprawle... (show quote)
Yea, that J fellow took it Literally when the sign read " Drop in and catch a show ".
J isn't wrapped to night, we must show a little mercy.******** NOT!!!!!
Apr 25, 2022 07:01:57 #
Redwhiteskirtfan wrote:
Bless his heart.
Hey Red, where you launching from there in NC?
Apr 25, 2022 07:11:51 #
Apr 25, 2022 08:27:02 #
J in Cleveland wrote:
The fall was fine it was the landing that hurt!
Looks like you stuck the landing.
Apr 25, 2022 09:55:37 #
Slimshady
Loc: Central Pennsylvania
You know,J made some comments last week,so he deserves all he gets.
Apr 25, 2022 11:26:03 #
Slimshady wrote:
You know,J made some comments last week,so he deserves all he gets.
I’m a big boy I can take it. I kinda enjoy the abuse. I’ve been called a “gluten for punishment” more than once.
Apr 25, 2022 13:27:32 #
BadFisherman wrote:
After a night drinking, J in Cleveland lay sprawle... (show quote)
Lol. Another good one. 🌴😎🌴
Apr 25, 2022 21:23:19 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
BadFisherman wrote:
After a night drinking, J in Cleveland lay sprawle... (show quote)
😂😂😂😂 good one BF👍
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