G-mornin 4/24/22
Apr 24, 2022 04:42:16 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
G-mornin knuckleheads. Another day in the 80s with sun. Full house on the date today. Twos and fours.
OJdidit was walking down the street in Milwaukee when a dirty, smelly, homeless man approached him asking for money. OJdidit pulled a ten from his wallet. "If I give you this money, will you buy beer with it instead of food?, OJdidit asked. "No, the man said, I gave up drinking years ago."
"Will you find a prostitute and spend it on sex? No, the man answered, why would I risk getting a disease."
"Will you find a golf course and play 18 holes? Are you crazy, the man answered, I need to buy food to eat."
"I'm taking you home for a great meal cooked by my wife, OJdidit said. Why?, the man asked Won't she be mad, I'm pretty dirty and smell bad." It's okay, OJdidit said. I just want to show her what a man looks like without beer, sex and golf."
Have a good one angling humanoids.
OJdidit was walking down the street in Milwaukee when a dirty, smelly, homeless man approached him asking for money. OJdidit pulled a ten from his wallet. "If I give you this money, will you buy beer with it instead of food?, OJdidit asked. "No, the man said, I gave up drinking years ago."
"Will you find a prostitute and spend it on sex? No, the man answered, why would I risk getting a disease."
"Will you find a golf course and play 18 holes? Are you crazy, the man answered, I need to buy food to eat."
"I'm taking you home for a great meal cooked by my wife, OJdidit said. Why?, the man asked Won't she be mad, I'm pretty dirty and smell bad." It's okay, OJdidit said. I just want to show her what a man looks like without beer, sex and golf."
Have a good one angling humanoids.
Apr 24, 2022 04:54:45 #
Apr 24, 2022 05:26:39 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
Good morning
Good mornin', G'Man, and Troy. A Good morning to those soon to arise.
55* now, 56* later, with a whole lot of wind.
Have a good one, boys and girls.
Apr 24, 2022 05:49:08 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
G-mornin knuckleheads. Another day in the 80s with... (show quote)
Good morning gh, Troy and fg and the rest of the story is that OJ turned pro golfer, the beggar became his caddie and those ten dollar bills became millions.
On my way to church now to pray for OJ's success. Hope he doesn't forget us little people.
Apr 24, 2022 05:54:23 #
Good morning all, pretty nice day with sun here here on tap and a high of 70. Everyone have a great day !
Apr 24, 2022 07:41:28 #
Apr 24, 2022 07:44:44 #
Good morning to all. 50* and sunny right now it's sunny and bright. Going to be 73 by the end of the day. Might get in a little garden work. Have a good day all
Apr 24, 2022 08:12:36 #
Apr 24, 2022 08:22:59 #
Apr 24, 2022 08:31:36 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
G-mornin knuckleheads. Another day in the 80s with... (show quote)
Good morning Greg and everyone. 50°and clearing here, only getting up to 59°or so later. Theres no 80s or even 70s in our next 10 days. Everybody west of us, Be Careful, and don't get Sunburned !
Good one G.
Have a great Sunday all.
Apr 24, 2022 08:42:31 #
Good morning guys and gals it is 62ﾟ going to a high of 85 another beautiful day in the neighborhood 👍
Apr 24, 2022 08:50:26 #
Mornin’ all,
I appreciate the kind thoughts. I actually did go to the driving range yesterday in attempt to extract my head from my arse regarding my swing. I have yet yo play but things are looking up. I made a simple adjustment and started to hit each ball a little better than I had been. The secret turned out to be that I as standing too close to the ball AFTER I hit it 😂
62 now, perhaps 74 later with a chance of rain.
Have a great day, all!
I appreciate the kind thoughts. I actually did go to the driving range yesterday in attempt to extract my head from my arse regarding my swing. I have yet yo play but things are looking up. I made a simple adjustment and started to hit each ball a little better than I had been. The secret turned out to be that I as standing too close to the ball AFTER I hit it 😂
62 now, perhaps 74 later with a chance of rain.
Have a great day, all!
Apr 24, 2022 10:07:05 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
Good morning
Hey Troy when you finally get out of bed and get to service this morning, please remember that when the basket comes around to put your $$ in and not to take out like you did last week.
Apr 24, 2022 10:08:38 #
plumbob wrote:
Hey Troy when you finally get out of bed and get to service this morning, please remember that when the basket comes around to put your $$ in and not to take out like you did last week.
Making change using a debit card?
Apr 24, 2022 10:11:17 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Making change using a debit card?
Don't give him any ideas Oz.
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