Drunk seeking free drinks
Apr 23, 2022 11:08:15 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A drunk walks up to a barkeeper one day and says, "If I show you a trick will you give me a free drink?"
The barkeeper says, "Depends on how good of a trick it is."
The drunk reaches into his pocket and pulls out a chipmunk and places him behind the piano. The chipmunk starts to play the sweetest jazz riff the barkeeper has ever heard. He pours the drunk his drink.
The drunk, after killing his drink says, "If I show you another trick can I have another free one?"
The barkeeper says, "If it is anything like that last one, you can drink free all night."
The drunk reaches into his other pocket, pulls out a rat, sets it on top of the piano, and the rat starts scatting along with the chipmunk.
Impressed, the barkeeper starts to pour drinks as fast as the drunk can drink 'em.
After several hours, a big-time Hollywood agent walks in, sees the act, and frantically asks the barkeeper who it belongs to. The barkeeper points to the drunk who is passed out on the floor.
The agent wakes him up and says, "I will give you 1 million dollars for that act."
The drunk says, "Not for sale".
The agent says, "Ok, 100 grand for just the scatting rat."
The drunk says, "Deal."
The agent writes the check and leaves with the rat.
The barkeeper looks at the drunk and says, "Are you nuts? You had a million-dollar act that you just broke up for a wimpy 100 grands?"
The drunk says, "Relax, the chipmunk is a ventriloquist."
The barkeeper says, "Depends on how good of a trick it is."
The drunk reaches into his pocket and pulls out a chipmunk and places him behind the piano. The chipmunk starts to play the sweetest jazz riff the barkeeper has ever heard. He pours the drunk his drink.
The drunk, after killing his drink says, "If I show you another trick can I have another free one?"
The barkeeper says, "If it is anything like that last one, you can drink free all night."
The drunk reaches into his other pocket, pulls out a rat, sets it on top of the piano, and the rat starts scatting along with the chipmunk.
Impressed, the barkeeper starts to pour drinks as fast as the drunk can drink 'em.
After several hours, a big-time Hollywood agent walks in, sees the act, and frantically asks the barkeeper who it belongs to. The barkeeper points to the drunk who is passed out on the floor.
The agent wakes him up and says, "I will give you 1 million dollars for that act."
The drunk says, "Not for sale".
The agent says, "Ok, 100 grand for just the scatting rat."
The drunk says, "Deal."
The agent writes the check and leaves with the rat.
The barkeeper looks at the drunk and says, "Are you nuts? You had a million-dollar act that you just broke up for a wimpy 100 grands?"
The drunk says, "Relax, the chipmunk is a ventriloquist."
Apr 23, 2022 12:20:30 #
BadFisherman wrote:
A drunk walks up to a barkeeper one day and says, ... (show quote)
That's almost as good as Willie Nelson's singing parrot! Just Sayin...RJS
Apr 23, 2022 18:11:12 #
EZ Fishing
Loc: College Ward, Utah
BadFisherman wrote:
A drunk walks up to a barkeeper one day and says, ... (show quote)
Great one BadFisherman. LOL 🤣🤣👍👍
Apr 23, 2022 18:35:52 #
Yes, remined me of Willie Nelson's singing parrot! Just Sayin...RJS
Apr 24, 2022 17:38:18 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
Robert J Samples wrote:
That's almost as good as Willie Nelson's singing parrot! Just Sayin...RJS
Willy Nelson? Singing parrot? Lets hear it Mr Samples. 🇺🇸😎👍
Apr 24, 2022 19:51:23 #
HenryG wrote:
Willy Nelson? Singing parrot? Lets hear it Mr Samples. 🇺🇸😎👍
Well, I thought everyone had heard this one. I will post as a separate item so it will get exposure to everyone who might want to read it. Look for "The Talking /Singing Parrot". Just Sayin...RJS
Apr 25, 2022 01:39:12 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
Robert J Samples wrote:
Well, I thought everyone had heard this one. I will post as a separate item so it will get exposure to everyone who might want to read it. Look for "The Talking /Singing Parrot". Just Sayin...RJS
Thank you sir😎👍
Apr 25, 2022 08:08:32 #
Mauwehu
Loc: Norwalk Ct
BadFisherman wrote:
A drunk walks up to a barkeeper one day and says, ... (show quote)
Pulled me in and I didn’t see it coming. 😁
Apr 25, 2022 18:43:19 #
Bobfromfremont
Loc: Fremont Ca
Robert J Samples wrote:
Yes, remined me of Willie Nelson's singing parrot! Just Sayin...RJS
Can You post it?? I’d like to hear that
Apr 25, 2022 18:46:07 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
Bobfromfremont wrote:
Can You post it?? I’d like to hear that
Waiting too Mr. Samples. 🇺🇸🎣😂👍just caught up to today's new post thanks Mr Samples can't wait to see it thanks👍
Apr 25, 2022 18:51:23 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
Bobfromfremont wrote:
Can You post it?? I’d like to hear that
Bob check today's post in chit chat. 🇺🇸🎣😎👍
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