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Apr 22, 2022 10:49:12   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
It’s been reported that Chrarlykilo has been under the weather here of late and went to Dakota seeking help for all those Greenfrogs he’s been imagining lately.

Doctor Edward L, head of the nutz4fish dept with J in Cleveland. Were flown in from Washington DC and arrived at a few questions to ask Charly.

1st question Charly “Do you know where you are?”

Yes says Charly “I’m at LA General in California.”

Doc Ed asked “What city are you in?” “LA.” Says Charly

Doc’s last question “Do you know who I am?”

Of course “Dr. Edward L.”

With the testing complete, J and Doc Ed leave to go play a round of Golf and of course talk about this unfortunate case.

Once they left the room Charly then turned to his care taker Jer in the dbed next to him and said:

“I hope he doesn’t ask me any more questions.”

“Why?” Jer asked. “Because all of those answers were on his badge.”**




J in Cleveland told us all about his little girl ( Kayla ) being in the hospital last week.

What he forgot to mention his daughter while waiting on Nurse Hooker to get to her, was that she was lying on stretcher next to Sport, outside the operating room.

Sport leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

Kayla says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

Sport says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"

Kayla says that i can do now i feel better and then asks, "What are you here for?"

Sport relies proudly, "A circumcision."

Wide eyed Kayla goes "Whoa! My Dad had that done last year.

He couldn't walk for a year!"




Pastor Troy goes to visit an ailing OldBassGuy in the hospital some would call an Outcast known to many as 4. AKA Fourchon.

When Troy arrives, 4 begins to squirm and gesticulate. His true FS friends begin to get scared especially former pastor plum.

With Troy still at bedside 4 makes a gesture with his hands that he wants to write something. ( 4 is really good at finger sign language by the way )

However 4's neighbor and BFF Harris T Fudpuker, rushes to his other bedside and hands him a pen and paper.

4 quickly writes something and passes the note to pastor Plum and falls into a coma.

Plum kept the paper in his pocket, until the next day when once again his faithful friends came to visit.

Troy remembering the note being written, asked plum what was said.

Plum at first said no, it is of a private matter and should be discussed in a PM. ( Hospital rules you know )

However Plum visits the attic weekly what’s another day and says:

“ My Brothers, our friend 4 left me these last words before taking a long nap just in case he doesn't wake up".

He takes the note and reads:

" Don’t let that Pastor Troy in the room, I know he knew he was stepping on the oxygen hose!"

Troy stood outside the room when 4 awaken, and Jambalaya for all was had.

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Apr 22, 2022 11:03:24   #
EZ Fishing Loc: College Ward, Utah
 
plumbob wrote:
It’s been reported that Chrarlykilo has been under the weather here of late and went to Dakota seeking help for all those Greenfrogs he’s been imagining lately.

Doctor Edward L, head of the nutz4fish dept with J in Cleveland. Were flown in from Washington DC and arrived at a few questions to ask Charly.

1st question Charly “Do you know where you are?”

Yes says Charly “I’m at LA General in California.”

Doc Ed asked “What city are you in?” “LA.” Says Charly

Doc’s last question “Do you know who I am?”

Of course “Dr. Edward L.”

With the testing complete, J and Doc Ed leave to go play a round of Golf and of course talk about this unfortunate case.

Once they left the room Charly then turned to his care taker Jer in the dbed next to him and said:

“I hope he doesn’t ask me any more questions.”

“Why?” Jer asked. “Because all of those answers were on his badge.”**




J in Cleveland told us all about his little girl ( Kayla ) being in the hospital last week.

What he forgot to mention his daughter while waiting on Nurse Hooker to get to her, was that she was lying on stretcher next to Sport, outside the operating room.

Sport leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

Kayla says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

Sport says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"

Kayla says that i can do now i feel better and then asks, "What are you here for?"

Sport relies proudly, "A circumcision."

Wide eyed Kayla goes "Whoa! My Dad had that done last year.

He couldn't walk for a year!"




Pastor Troy goes to visit an ailing OldBassGuy in the hospital some would call an Outcast known to many as 4. AKA Fourchon.

When Troy arrives, 4 begins to squirm and gesticulate. His true FS friends begin to get scared especially former pastor plum.

With Troy still at bedside 4 makes a gesture with his hands that he wants to write something. ( 4 is really good at finger sign language by the way )

However 4's neighbor and BFF Harris T Fudpuker, rushes to his other bedside and hands him a pen and paper.

4 quickly writes something and passes the note to pastor Plum and falls into a coma.

Plum kept the paper in his pocket, until the next day when once again his faithful friends came to visit.

Troy remembering the note being written, asked plum what was said.

Plum at first said no, it is of a private matter and should be discussed in a PM. ( Hospital rules you know )

However Plum visits the attic weekly what’s another day and says:

“ My Brothers, our friend 4 left me these last words before taking a long nap just in case he doesn't wake up".

He takes the note and reads:

" Don’t let that Pastor Troy in the room, I know he knew he was stepping on the oxygen hose!"

Troy stood outside the room when 4 awaken, and Jambalaya for all was had.
It’s been reported that Chrarlykilo has been under... (show quote)


Great ones plumbob you have a way with words thanks.

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Apr 22, 2022 15:01:32   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Good ones Plum. Makes for a good laugh this afternoon

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Apr 22, 2022 17:47:18   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
Another good one PB.

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Apr 22, 2022 17:47:48   #
Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸
 
plumbob wrote:
It’s been reported that Chrarlykilo has been under the weather here of late and went to Dakota seeking help for all those Greenfrogs he’s been imagining lately.

Doctor Edward L, head of the nutz4fish dept with J in Cleveland. Were flown in from Washington DC and arrived at a few questions to ask Charly.

1st question Charly “Do you know where you are?”

Yes says Charly “I’m at LA General in California.”

Doc Ed asked “What city are you in?” “LA.” Says Charly

Doc’s last question “Do you know who I am?”

Of course “Dr. Edward L.”

With the testing complete, J and Doc Ed leave to go play a round of Golf and of course talk about this unfortunate case.

Once they left the room Charly then turned to his care taker Jer in the dbed next to him and said:

“I hope he doesn’t ask me any more questions.”

“Why?” Jer asked. “Because all of those answers were on his badge.”**




J in Cleveland told us all about his little girl ( Kayla ) being in the hospital last week.

What he forgot to mention his daughter while waiting on Nurse Hooker to get to her, was that she was lying on stretcher next to Sport, outside the operating room.

Sport leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

Kayla says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

Sport says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"

Kayla says that i can do now i feel better and then asks, "What are you here for?"

Sport relies proudly, "A circumcision."

Wide eyed Kayla goes "Whoa! My Dad had that done last year.

He couldn't walk for a year!"




Pastor Troy goes to visit an ailing OldBassGuy in the hospital some would call an Outcast known to many as 4. AKA Fourchon.

When Troy arrives, 4 begins to squirm and gesticulate. His true FS friends begin to get scared especially former pastor plum.

With Troy still at bedside 4 makes a gesture with his hands that he wants to write something. ( 4 is really good at finger sign language by the way )

However 4's neighbor and BFF Harris T Fudpuker, rushes to his other bedside and hands him a pen and paper.

4 quickly writes something and passes the note to pastor Plum and falls into a coma.

Plum kept the paper in his pocket, until the next day when once again his faithful friends came to visit.

Troy remembering the note being written, asked plum what was said.

Plum at first said no, it is of a private matter and should be discussed in a PM. ( Hospital rules you know )

However Plum visits the attic weekly what’s another day and says:

“ My Brothers, our friend 4 left me these last words before taking a long nap just in case he doesn't wake up".

He takes the note and reads:

" Don’t let that Pastor Troy in the room, I know he knew he was stepping on the oxygen hose!"

Troy stood outside the room when 4 awaken, and Jambalaya for all was had.
It’s been reported that Chrarlykilo has been under... (show quote)


So was the questioning by Doc Ed and J “par for the course “?
Inquiring minds want to know 😁

Another good one Plum.

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Apr 22, 2022 19:33:38   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
I didn’t know it was his oxygen tube. I just notice EX-Pastor push it over to me and when I leaned over to ask him a question he never said anything. My question was to ask EX-Pastor Plum why was he trying to pull the cover up on the gown

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Apr 23, 2022 10:05:34   #
OldBassGuy Loc: Temecula, CA
 
plumbob wrote:
It’s been reported that Chrarlykilo has been under the weather here of late and went to Dakota seeking help for all those Greenfrogs he’s been imagining lately.

Doctor Edward L, head of the nutz4fish dept with J in Cleveland. Were flown in from Washington DC and arrived at a few questions to ask Charly.

1st question Charly “Do you know where you are?”

Yes says Charly “I’m at LA General in California.”

Doc Ed asked “What city are you in?” “LA.” Says Charly

Doc’s last question “Do you know who I am?”

Of course “Dr. Edward L.”

With the testing complete, J and Doc Ed leave to go play a round of Golf and of course talk about this unfortunate case.

Once they left the room Charly then turned to his care taker Jer in the dbed next to him and said:

“I hope he doesn’t ask me any more questions.”

“Why?” Jer asked. “Because all of those answers were on his badge.”**




J in Cleveland told us all about his little girl ( Kayla ) being in the hospital last week.

What he forgot to mention his daughter while waiting on Nurse Hooker to get to her, was that she was lying on stretcher next to Sport, outside the operating room.

Sport leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

Kayla says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

Sport says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"

Kayla says that i can do now i feel better and then asks, "What are you here for?"

Sport relies proudly, "A circumcision."

Wide eyed Kayla goes "Whoa! My Dad had that done last year.

He couldn't walk for a year!"




Pastor Troy goes to visit an ailing OldBassGuy in the hospital some would call an Outcast known to many as 4. AKA Fourchon.

When Troy arrives, 4 begins to squirm and gesticulate. His true FS friends begin to get scared especially former pastor plum.

With Troy still at bedside 4 makes a gesture with his hands that he wants to write something. ( 4 is really good at finger sign language by the way )

However 4's neighbor and BFF Harris T Fudpuker, rushes to his other bedside and hands him a pen and paper.

4 quickly writes something and passes the note to pastor Plum and falls into a coma.

Plum kept the paper in his pocket, until the next day when once again his faithful friends came to visit.

Troy remembering the note being written, asked plum what was said.

Plum at first said no, it is of a private matter and should be discussed in a PM. ( Hospital rules you know )

However Plum visits the attic weekly what’s another day and says:

“ My Brothers, our friend 4 left me these last words before taking a long nap just in case he doesn't wake up".

He takes the note and reads:

" Don’t let that Pastor Troy in the room, I know he knew he was stepping on the oxygen hose!"

Troy stood outside the room when 4 awaken, and Jambalaya for all was had.
It’s been reported that Chrarlykilo has been under... (show quote)


I use to hate fake news......................but I get it now! Thanks Plum

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Apr 23, 2022 11:57:56   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
OldBassGuy wrote:
I use to hate fake news......................but I get it now! Thanks Plum


Stay tuned OBG, never know who is going under the bus next.

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Apr 23, 2022 12:15:23   #
OldBassGuy Loc: Temecula, CA
 
plumbob wrote:
Stay tuned OBG, never know who is going under the bus next.


So far, I have managed to be on the outskirts. Hope that is not the kiss of death. Be nice Plum

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Apr 23, 2022 12:17:03   #
Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸
 
OldBassGuy wrote:
So far, I have managed to be on the outskirts. Hope that is not the kiss of death. Be nice Plum


Oops, I think you’re “Toast “😂

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Apr 23, 2022 12:26:43   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
OldBassGuy wrote:
So far, I have managed to be on the outskirts. Hope that is not the kiss of death. Be nice Plum


I have no control what the news crew digs up. They seem to really like that North Carolina area. That underhanded Pastor Troy keeps their reporting skills honed.

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Apr 23, 2022 13:53:32   #
CoDen Loc: Little R, SC
 
plumbob wrote:
It’s been reported that Chrarlykilo has been under the weather here of late and went to Dakota seeking help for all those Greenfrogs he’s been imagining lately.

Doctor Edward L, head of the nutz4fish dept with J in Cleveland. Were flown in from Washington DC and arrived at a few questions to ask Charly.

1st question Charly “Do you know where you are?”

Yes says Charly “I’m at LA General in California.”

Doc Ed asked “What city are you in?” “LA.” Says Charly

Doc’s last question “Do you know who I am?”

Of course “Dr. Edward L.”

With the testing complete, J and Doc Ed leave to go play a round of Golf and of course talk about this unfortunate case.

Once they left the room Charly then turned to his care taker Jer in the dbed next to him and said:

“I hope he doesn’t ask me any more questions.”

“Why?” Jer asked. “Because all of those answers were on his badge.”**




J in Cleveland told us all about his little girl ( Kayla ) being in the hospital last week.

What he forgot to mention his daughter while waiting on Nurse Hooker to get to her, was that she was lying on stretcher next to Sport, outside the operating room.

Sport leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

Kayla says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

Sport says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"

Kayla says that i can do now i feel better and then asks, "What are you here for?"

Sport relies proudly, "A circumcision."

Wide eyed Kayla goes "Whoa! My Dad had that done last year.

He couldn't walk for a year!"




Pastor Troy goes to visit an ailing OldBassGuy in the hospital some would call an Outcast known to many as 4. AKA Fourchon.

When Troy arrives, 4 begins to squirm and gesticulate. His true FS friends begin to get scared especially former pastor plum.

With Troy still at bedside 4 makes a gesture with his hands that he wants to write something. ( 4 is really good at finger sign language by the way )

However 4's neighbor and BFF Harris T Fudpuker, rushes to his other bedside and hands him a pen and paper.

4 quickly writes something and passes the note to pastor Plum and falls into a coma.

Plum kept the paper in his pocket, until the next day when once again his faithful friends came to visit.

Troy remembering the note being written, asked plum what was said.

Plum at first said no, it is of a private matter and should be discussed in a PM. ( Hospital rules you know )

However Plum visits the attic weekly what’s another day and says:

“ My Brothers, our friend 4 left me these last words before taking a long nap just in case he doesn't wake up".

He takes the note and reads:

" Don’t let that Pastor Troy in the room, I know he knew he was stepping on the oxygen hose!"

Troy stood outside the room when 4 awaken, and Jambalaya for all was had.
It’s been reported that Chrarlykilo has been under... (show quote)


Plumb- some good ones there lol 🌴😎🌴

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Apr 23, 2022 23:56:21   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
Good one there Plum 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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