BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

J in Cleveland gets a new dog...a nice Jewish dog.

He names the dog Einstein and trains Einstein to do a couple of tricks.

He can't wait to show Einstein off to his neighbor.

A few weeks later when the neighbor finally comes over, the guy calls Einstein into the house, bragging about how smart he is.

The dog quickly comes running and stands looking up at his master, tail wagging excitedly, mouth open, tongue hanging out, eyes bright with anticipation.

The guy points to the newspaper on the couch and commands "Fetch!" Immediately, the dog climbs onto the couch and sits, his tail wagging furiously.

Then all of a sudden, he stops. His doggie smile disappears.

He starts to frown and puts on a sour face. Looking up at his master, he whines, "You think this is easy, wagging my tail all the time? Oy vey... And you think it's easy eating that junk that you call designer dog food? Forget it... it's too salty and it gives me gas. It's disgusting I tell you!"

The neighbor is absolutely amazed ... stunned. In astonishment, he says, "I can't believe it. Einstein can speak. Your dog actually talks. You asked him to fetch the newspaper and he is sitting on the sofa talking to us."

"I know, I know," says J.

"He's not yet fully trained. He thought I said kvetch." (look it up)

J in Cleveland Loc: Cleveland, Ohio

Don’t have to look it up I’ve done work for quite a few older Jewish fellows over the years. 😂

Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸

Now that is funny and a great play on words…….BZ.

mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois

Groan

MoJoe Loc: Springfield, MO

I grew up Polish in a mixed neighborhood in Paterson, N. J. in the 1950's. We all enjoyed ethnic humor. Sad to be where we are now....

J in Cleveland Loc: Cleveland, Ohio

When did people loose the ability to laugh at themselves? It happened at some point and the world is a worse place because of it. I enjoy a funny joke at my expense. ITS A JOKE! I know you get it and I’m preaching to the choir.
Tight lines
J

USAF Major Loc: Sea Bright, NJ

A few Yiddish words remain in my vocabulary from my Italian/Jewish neighborhood in Bayonne. We were the token Irish folks.

mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois

The world would be a better place if people lightened up and laughed more instead of "politically correct".

Barnacles Loc: Northern California

Seems like too many people these days are out there just trying to find something to be offended by!

Mauwehu Loc: Norwalk Ct

That will still be funny in the year “gimmel”. Not hozari!