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Apr 6, 2022 22:23:17   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him: "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed."

He thought a minute and then said: "You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying that...that phrase in no time."

"Thank you. This may very well be the solution," the woman responded.

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw the two male parrots were inside their cage, holding their rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

There was a stunned silence.

Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said: "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"

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Apr 6, 2022 22:35:08   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him: "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed."

He thought a minute and then said: "You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying that...that phrase in no time."

"Thank you. This may very well be the solution," the woman responded.

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw the two male parrots were inside their cage, holding their rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

There was a stunned silence.

Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said: "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells... (show quote)

Dirty birds ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Apr 6, 2022 22:42:41   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him: "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed."

He thought a minute and then said: "You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying that...that phrase in no time."

"Thank you. This may very well be the solution," the woman responded.

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw the two male parrots were inside their cage, holding their rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

There was a stunned silence.

Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said: "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells... (show quote)


๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ

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Apr 6, 2022 22:44:06   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Ask and it shall be given to you

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Apr 7, 2022 04:49:45   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
It must of been one of those miracles.

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Apr 7, 2022 05:58:56   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him: "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed."

He thought a minute and then said: "You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying that...that phrase in no time."

"Thank you. This may very well be the solution," the woman responded.

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw the two male parrots were inside their cage, holding their rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

There was a stunned silence.

Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said: "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells... (show quote)


Now thatโ€™s pretty darn funny BF.

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Apr 7, 2022 09:01:05   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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Apr 7, 2022 09:19:47   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Good one BF

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Apr 7, 2022 09:38:26   #
EZ Fishing Loc: College Ward, Utah
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him: "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed."

He thought a minute and then said: "You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying that...that phrase in no time."

"Thank you. This may very well be the solution," the woman responded.

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw the two male parrots were inside their cage, holding their rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

There was a stunned silence.

Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said: "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells... (show quote)


Thanks BadFisherman still laughing. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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Apr 7, 2022 13:24:13   #
E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek
 
the lord works in mysterious ways๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Good one BF

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Apr 7, 2022 16:32:03   #
USAF Major Loc: Sea Bright, NJ
 
Never doubt the power of prayer!

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Apr 7, 2022 22:26:31   #
Bobfromfremont Loc: Fremont Ca
 
dbed wrote:
Ask and it shall be given to you

Thatโ€™s UNTO dbed lol

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Apr 8, 2022 01:27:20   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him: "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
Best yet BadFisherman๐Ÿ˜
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed."

He thought a minute and then said: "You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying that...that phrase in no time."

"Thank you. This may very well be the solution," the woman responded.

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw the two male parrots were inside their cage, holding their rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

There was a stunned silence.

Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said: "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells... (show quote)

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Apr 8, 2022 01:29:28   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
Best one yet๐Ÿคฃ

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