plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

3 fishers are lost in a particular foreign Suburb of a DC Village and now the cold night of 4/5/2022 arrived.

So, the 3 tried to go around to houses hoping someone will take them in for the night. DC being such a friendly town with folks coming and going.

First house they come to, owned by Andy C and the first fisher Anybass mentions we are lost and we need a place to stay the night. Can you take us in?

Andy (looks at the 3 of them)— Nah! We can’t! We have ladies in the house. And we don’t trust you anglers!

2nd house is the residence of Billy Awesome and the fisher Billy Crap says: We are lost and we need a place to stay the night. Can you take us in?

Billy A (looks at the 3 of them)— Nah! We can’t! We have ladies in the house. And we don’t trust you worm diggers!

Not feeling the DC Love by now, they try one more house.

With a knock at the door in what took forever to answer they came upon a worn-out younger man Jer.

The 3rd Fisher Dakota says “Do ladies lives in this house?”

Jer with a gleam in his eye— “yeah! What’s your business?”

Dakota with a smile ear to ear says: “We have to spend the night.”

Lets give Dakota





Most of us have admired the recent pics of the Danger 25 trio.

Big brother in the sky picked up a recent Text conversation recorded between Danger and his 3 girls.

Daughter to: Dad, I have a new boyfriend!

Dad to Daughter: And I have a new gun

Daughter: I don't see how this is connected

Dad: Hopefully neither will the cops

Note to self don't mess with Fire fighters




In much better times of long ago an American couple was able to take a mini vacation in Russia.

The Lawrence Kansas Times reported that a Slimshady American couple from the heartland ( Mr. & Mrs Hartford ) was being shown around Red Fish square in Moscow one day.

Their guide, Jim Kay Rudolf, a real Jarhead thought he felt a drop hit his nose.

“I think it’s raining,” Mr. H ( Randy ) said to his wife.

“No, that felt more like snow to me,” Mrs. H ( Kandy ) replied.

“No, I’m sure it was just rain,” Randy replied.

Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing.

Just maybe Randy misred the 64 Iowa Farmer almanac.

“Let’s not fight about it sweetie!” Randy said. “Let’s ask our guide, Rudolf, If it's raining or snowing."

As their tour guide approached, Randy said, “Tell us, Comrade Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?"

“It’s raining, of course,” he replied officiously.

But Kandy insisted, “I know that it felt like snow!”

The man quietly replied,

“ Rudolph the red knows rain dear!"

Okay it's a groaner, but a cute one at that.




Two fishers Troy and eddierbias are out near an island enjoying some EZfishing.

Pastor Troy sours the moment by saying “I need to relieve myself, but I don’t have anything to wipe with.”

Ed says there is a tree like the one you make that unfortunate plum use guess its your turn and “do you have a dollar?”

Yes says, Troy I emptied the collection basket this morning

Ed says well “just go behind that tree and use the dollar to wipe, I’ll wait.” Good thing it wasn’t plum with him, was what Ed was thinking.

Troy disappears behind a tree for about 15 minutes, ( he must really have to go ) and when he comes back he has soiled himself completely all over.

Ed is in such disbelief and could not hold back seeing him approach the dingy. “what the **** What do you have all over you??”

Troy’s last words before being left on the Island.

“ITS KIND OF HARD TO WIPE WITH 3 QUARTERS 2 DIMES AND A NICKEL.”

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

Maryland water temperatures are still pretty chilly. I suspect it will be another two weeks before Plumbob’s body will surface.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

A couple of groaners there, maybe, plum, but thanks for trying. You got a belly jiggle out of a couple of them.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Is the ice off yet?

troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC

You are so right because Plum was also behind the same tree on the other side I sprayed him real good. I notice he was dead already rotten to the bone so I pushed him in the water

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

No ice and no worries. Got some left over Christmas fat still around the belly, i will surface rather quickly.

Provided the offended can catch me.

troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC

Well there you go. No matter what I do or have done for Plum he can’t get himself together but I still love you Plum

Jer Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸

Worn out park is pretty accurate. Thanks for referring to me as younger. Made me snort coffee 🤣

Harris T. Fudpucker Loc: Lafayette, Louisiana

Might not ever with all the weight that was tied around his legs.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

The ladies will do that to a guy Jer. Get that snort cleaned up before the Mrs gets home.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

That's okay Harris, the crabs would be fuller this year. Just looking out for my fellow Marylanders.

Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.

Thank you 😊
I love reading every morning your humor.
Hell wish we lived close I'd love to take you fishing in my boat it would be a blast.!!
Have a great weekend and a safe one and safe times on the water.
Andy

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Thanks Andy it would be my pleasure too. Between the miles and cost of gas we will just have to keep fishing together by way of this site. At least not getting hung up this way.

You be safe to Andy, and those tight lines become a new PB in your creel.

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Some real groaners for sure Plum but I see my fellow fishers have you well in hand

Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.

You to PB
If I hit lottery I'll send you a plane ticket and you can fish with Ranger and I.
Goog luck this season.
Andy