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Apr 6, 2022 06:46:52   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked.

'Not yet,' she said. 'I'll make coffee and we can talk for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' she said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'When he Cries??' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK?!'

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Apr 6, 2022 06:52:38   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
BadFisherman wrote:
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked.

'Not yet,' she said. 'I'll make coffee and we can talk for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' she said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'When he Cries??' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK?!'
With all the new technology regarding fertility re... (show quote)


Good mornin', BF. That is not a good thing. Have a wonderful and safe day.

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Apr 6, 2022 07:34:05   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
BadFisherman wrote:
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked.

'Not yet,' she said. 'I'll make coffee and we can talk for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' she said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'When he Cries??' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK?!'
With all the new technology regarding fertility re... (show quote)

😂😂 Not funny

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Apr 6, 2022 07:54:36   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Grizzly 17 wrote:
😂😂 Not funny

You had to have been there.

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Apr 6, 2022 08:14:04   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Makes perfect sense 😂

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Apr 6, 2022 08:14:41   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
She should have written it down BF but then she would lose the paper

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Apr 6, 2022 10:07:43   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
😄😆👍🤔

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Apr 6, 2022 10:11:11   #
EZ Fishing Loc: College Ward, Utah
 
BadFisherman wrote:
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked.

'Not yet,' she said. 'I'll make coffee and we can talk for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' she said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'When he Cries??' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK?!'
With all the new technology regarding fertility re... (show quote)


Another good one BadFisherman thanks. Still laughing. 🤣🤣👍👍

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Apr 6, 2022 11:02:16   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Slimshady wrote:
She should have written it down BF but then she would lose the paper


Chip their lil butt. 😯 Better yet give em a cell phone 👍

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Apr 6, 2022 12:39:21   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
I prefer to look on the bright side. Mom can buy diapers and baby food in bulk. Both are gonna need em sooner or later.

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Apr 6, 2022 12:59:13   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
BadFisherman wrote:
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked.

'Not yet,' she said. 'I'll make coffee and we can talk for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' she said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'When he Cries??' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK?!'
With all the new technology regarding fertility re... (show quote)


Wonder if Medicare chips in for that delivery.

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Apr 6, 2022 13:04:31   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
Wonder if Medicare chips in for that delivery.

Hmmm...just Curious, Plumbarb. Is your wife pregnant.

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Apr 6, 2022 13:16:09   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Hmmm...just Curious, Plumbarb. Is your wife pregnant.


No way, that swollen section above the belt line is from over indulging in food not sex.

That was the last thing i remember saying before the cast Iron pan met its mark.

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Apr 6, 2022 14:37:59   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
No way, that swollen section above the belt line is from over indulging in food not sex.

That was the last thing i remember saying before the cast Iron pan met its mark.

Ya' gon'na be alright, ol' buddy

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Apr 6, 2022 14:41:52   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Ya' gon'na be alright, ol' buddy


Yep once the swelling goes down and my mouth stays closed. Okay 1 out of 2 will work.

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