Short story
Apr 4, 2022 13:53:43 #
charlykilo
Loc: Garden Valley Ca
Short guy went to his Doctor, and said, “Doc, my groin has been sore for a long time.”
The doctor gave him a complete examination, suddenly he said, “well, let’s drop your pants, turn your head and cough!”. Just as the Doctor reached down and grabbed No. 2.
The midget gulped, and complied. The doctor said, well, let’s try it again, and he cupped the little guys other one, No. 1. The midget coughed again. The Doctor said, “yes, I know what to do”
Just then the little man saw the doctor reach for some Trauma Shears. He closed his eyes and he heard, “SNIP, SNIP”
The Doctor then asked him how that felt, and the little man walked around and said, “Fantastic! NO PAIN! I did not even feel the snips! Thank you, Doctor!” What did you do, exactly?"
“Cut an inch off the top of your cowboy boots,” the Doctor said
The doctor gave him a complete examination, suddenly he said, “well, let’s drop your pants, turn your head and cough!”. Just as the Doctor reached down and grabbed No. 2.
The midget gulped, and complied. The doctor said, well, let’s try it again, and he cupped the little guys other one, No. 1. The midget coughed again. The Doctor said, “yes, I know what to do”
Just then the little man saw the doctor reach for some Trauma Shears. He closed his eyes and he heard, “SNIP, SNIP”
The Doctor then asked him how that felt, and the little man walked around and said, “Fantastic! NO PAIN! I did not even feel the snips! Thank you, Doctor!” What did you do, exactly?"
“Cut an inch off the top of your cowboy boots,” the Doctor said
Apr 4, 2022 14:15:01 #
Apr 4, 2022 14:26:52 #
charlykilo wrote:
Short guy went to his Doctor, and said, “Doc, my g... (show quote)
I don't believe that one.
Apr 4, 2022 15:08:09 #
Apr 4, 2022 15:33:49 #
charlykilo wrote:
Short guy went to his Doctor, and said, “Doc, my g... (show quote)
Dam !!
I guess don't judge the package by it's size !!
Andy
Apr 4, 2022 15:41:37 #
Apr 4, 2022 17:21:24 #
charlykilo wrote:
Short guy went to his Doctor, and said, “Doc, my g... (show quote)
Did see that one coming! Thanks for the laugh.
Apr 4, 2022 20:29:06 #
Apr 5, 2022 13:13:03 #
Nope, shears, me with my pants down, not going to happen.
Apr 5, 2022 23:04:56 #
charlykilo wrote:
Short guy went to his Doctor, and said, “Doc, my g... (show quote)
Yep he should have worn tennis shoes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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