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A Fisherman's Wife
Apr 4, 2022 10:49:40   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
A newly wed fisherman's wife sees her husband sleeping on the couch. Bored, she decides to take the boat on a ride around the lake. She goes forward a bit, then drops the anchor and reads a book in peace. A short while later, an officer of the coast guard appears and stops besides her.

"Good morning, ma'am, what are you doing?"

"I'm reading a book." Answered the surprised woman. Couldn't he see that she thought?

"I'm afraid this is a no fishing area." The officer notified her.

"I'm sorry officer but I'm not fishing, I'm clearly reading."

"Yes but you can start at any second, you have all the right equipment. I'm going to have to take you to the station and fill out a complaint."

"OK, but if you do that I will have to give my own complaint about you sexually assaulting me!"

"But.." splattered the surprised office, "I never touched you!"

"Yes that's true," Replied the woman, "but you can start at any second, you have all the equipment..."

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Apr 4, 2022 11:02:26   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A newly wed fisherman's wife sees her husband sleeping on the couch. Bored, she decides to take the boat on a ride around the lake. She goes forward a bit, then drops the anchor and reads a book in peace. A short while later, an officer of the coast guard appears and stops besides her.

"Good morning, ma'am, what are you doing?"

"I'm reading a book." Answered the surprised woman. Couldn't he see that she thought?

"I'm afraid this is a no fishing area." The officer notified her.

"I'm sorry officer but I'm not fishing, I'm clearly reading."

"Yes but you can start at any second, you have all the right equipment. I'm going to have to take you to the station and fill out a complaint."

"OK, but if you do that I will have to give my own complaint about you sexually assaulting me!"

"But.." splattered the surprised office, "I never touched you!"

"Yes that's true," Replied the woman, "but you can start at any second, you have all the equipment..."
A newly wed fisherman's wife sees her husband slee... (show quote)


🤣👍 Everyone is on a roll today

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Apr 4, 2022 11:03:19   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
I like her !!👍🤙🤣

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Apr 4, 2022 11:26:51   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Have a nice day Officer!

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Apr 4, 2022 11:59:00   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A newly wed fisherman's wife sees her husband sleeping on the couch. Bored, she decides to take the boat on a ride around the lake. She goes forward a bit, then drops the anchor and reads a book in peace. A short while later, an officer of the coast guard appears and stops besides her.

"Good morning, ma'am, what are you doing?"

"I'm reading a book." Answered the surprised woman. Couldn't he see that she thought?

"I'm afraid this is a no fishing area." The officer notified her.

"I'm sorry officer but I'm not fishing, I'm clearly reading."

"Yes but you can start at any second, you have all the right equipment. I'm going to have to take you to the station and fill out a complaint."

"OK, but if you do that I will have to give my own complaint about you sexually assaulting me!"

"But.." splattered the surprised office, "I never touched you!"

"Yes that's true," Replied the woman, "but you can start at any second, you have all the equipment..."
A newly wed fisherman's wife sees her husband slee... (show quote)


Good mornin', BF, another good one, thank you, and have a good day.

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Apr 4, 2022 12:03:28   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A newly wed fisherman's wife sees her husband sleeping on the couch. Bored, she decides to take the boat on a ride around the lake. She goes forward a bit, then drops the anchor and reads a book in peace. A short while later, an officer of the coast guard appears and stops besides her.

"Good morning, ma'am, what are you doing?"

"I'm reading a book." Answered the surprised woman. Couldn't he see that she thought?

"I'm afraid this is a no fishing area." The officer notified her.

"I'm sorry officer but I'm not fishing, I'm clearly reading."

"Yes but you can start at any second, you have all the right equipment. I'm going to have to take you to the station and fill out a complaint."

"OK, but if you do that I will have to give my own complaint about you sexually assaulting me!"

"But.." splattered the surprised office, "I never touched you!"

"Yes that's true," Replied the woman, "but you can start at any second, you have all the equipment..."
A newly wed fisherman's wife sees her husband slee... (show quote)

Hahaha smart woman 🤣

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Apr 4, 2022 14:27:08   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A newly wed fisherman's wife sees her husband sleeping on the couch. Bored, she decides to take the boat on a ride around the lake. She goes forward a bit, then drops the anchor and reads a book in peace. A short while later, an officer of the coast guard appears and stops besides her.

"Good morning, ma'am, what are you doing?"

"I'm reading a book." Answered the surprised woman. Couldn't he see that she thought?

"I'm afraid this is a no fishing area." The officer notified her.

"I'm sorry officer but I'm not fishing, I'm clearly reading."

"Yes but you can start at any second, you have all the right equipment. I'm going to have to take you to the station and fill out a complaint."

"OK, but if you do that I will have to give my own complaint about you sexually assaulting me!"

"But.." splattered the surprised office, "I never touched you!"

"Yes that's true," Replied the woman, "but you can start at any second, you have all the equipment..."
A newly wed fisherman's wife sees her husband slee... (show quote)


Feisty!!!!!I like that in a gal.

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Apr 4, 2022 16:01:36   #
Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX
 
SHE TOOK THE BOAT OUT ALONE......

Yikes!


BD

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Apr 4, 2022 18:11:53   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Yea that's a good one.

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Apr 5, 2022 08:33:25   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A newly wed fisherman's wife sees her husband sleeping on the couch. Bored, she decides to take the boat on a ride around the lake. She goes forward a bit, then drops the anchor and reads a book in peace. A short while later, an officer of the coast guard appears and stops besides her.

"Good morning, ma'am, what are you doing?"

"I'm reading a book." Answered the surprised woman. Couldn't he see that she thought?

"I'm afraid this is a no fishing area." The officer notified her.

"I'm sorry officer but I'm not fishing, I'm clearly reading."

"Yes but you can start at any second, you have all the right equipment. I'm going to have to take you to the station and fill out a complaint."

"OK, but if you do that I will have to give my own complaint about you sexually assaulting me!"

"But.." splattered the surprised office, "I never touched you!"

"Yes that's true," Replied the woman, "but you can start at any second, you have all the equipment..."
A newly wed fisherman's wife sees her husband slee... (show quote)



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Apr 5, 2022 09:17:42   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
LOL

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