BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.

His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority. Figure out a way and meet here early on Christmas morning."

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off of."

The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.

"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the bum and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning -- so what do you think, intercourse or golf course?'

She said: "Don't forget your hat."

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

That would work for me plus I'd get a bag lunch n money for another 18 holes😁😁

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

I'd just say I'm going fishing. No need to ask the question, just head out.

Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.

Works like a charm 90% of the time !!😁😁

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

👍🏻

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

I guess I don't have a choice, I don't golf.

DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.

That’s how it works at this house too, Greg. I don’t ask for permission to do anything. But it works both ways. To old to play games. Nobody is going to tell me I can’t do something… 🐟on

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Thank goodness my feet are up. It's coming through the screen now.

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

Permission or forgiveness? Isn't that how it works?

DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.

Nope, neither one… 🐟on

DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.

You can put your feet down, Plum. Actually take your shoes and socks off. No BS come’n through the screen. Been there, done that schitt with a previous wife. Nope, ain’t happening this round… on

Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX

Hmmmmmm

C'mon Blackdog, let's get out of this thread..uh post.

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

You da' man, Ghaynes

mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois

Groaner

Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio

Hahahahahaha🤣