plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Two rednecks from Louisiana, Fourchon and Harris T Fudpucker were gator fishing down at the swamp when 4 asked:

"If I slept with your wife Harris, would that make us be like family?"

Harris replied "No, that make us even"




Fredfish phoned the wife on his last day of work last week and asked if she wanted him to pick up Fish and Chips on the way home.

Only response from the Mrs was just an eye rolling grunt that obviously he could not see.

At first Fred thought it was his lovely brides matting call and got all excited.

But then realized he thinks she still regrets letting him name the twins.



Well known fact that Men develop a type of woman to seek based on their favorite Disney princess from those younger years.

Rumor has it stuco was really into Cinderella and exclusively dates blonde women one at a time. ( A player he is not.)

Another rumor is that Whitey loved snow white and is married to a lovely woman with obsidian black hair and very much enjoys their alone time. ( Frisky must have been Whitey's nick name. )

Then we have Eastern Oz, here say is he was really into The Little Mermaid character.

To this day he is not allowed into the Fish Market anymore. ( Ladies, don't fall for that garlic trick of his )




Ghaynes1 says :

That the secret to a happy marriage remains a secret.( Something about Bears )



The Outcast asked his mother Kandy, "Why are wedding dresses white?"

Kandy replied, "It shows your friends and relatives that the bride is pure."

Then Outcast went and asked the same question to his father the Old Bass Guy the same question.

OBG said: "All household appliances come in white," said his father.

Any guess where the OBG is sleeping tonight?




While sitting in the PT waiting room, Flytier was pondering what he caught himself doing.( Spinning his wedding ring )

His thoughts ranged from what bait to use to why do married people spin their wedding band?

Shortly, or i should say an hour later, Doc Frank Romero comes in the room and responds to Ft’s wonderment.

Franks comment : We are trying to figure out the combination.




Graywulff has a bunch of elderly fisher friends here on the stage who love to tease him about weddings by saying stuff like: "Oh, you'll be next, you'll be next."

They soon stopped though, once he started doing the same thing to them about funerals.

Wulffy does have a way of getting to the truth.

Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

And to think you were pulled out by little Jack Horner.

Who's pie was he messing with.

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

Plums was funny but Great Oz this is hilarious 😂👍. Didn't know you had it in you. Never doubt the power of the man behind the curtain 👍👍

Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa

Brother Plum I believe you could have a career as a stand up comic 🤣👍👍

Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.

Good Morning laughs!!😃😆

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

No way Griz, i couldn't remember this stuff, i would have to write it down and read it off. Memory was never my strong suit. Just ask the Juice. She remembers everything i've done wrong.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Keep an eye out for # 19 Jar. You made the papers.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

It will probably come back around.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

So she has lots of sisters, and that would make a lot of us brother inlaws.‽‽‽

Bcmech1 Loc: Clinton Wisconsin

Hey Grizz, Plum is like most of us here, too old to do stand up comedy. He would have to do sit down comedy.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Oh come on, plum, her memory is that good. That would be impossible to do.

Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.

👍👍😃🤙

Wv mike Loc: Parkersburg area. Wv

Good one

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

He practices at the jim.