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Apr 3, 2022 10:06:05   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
On his way into the supermarket, Big A walked by a cashier, who noticed that his fly was undone. Looking at him, she said, "Your barracks door is open."

Because this is not a phrase men normally use, he carried on walking into the store, feeling a little puzzled. Later, while shopping, a man came up and told him, "Your fly is open."

Big A zipped up and finished his shopping. Then, remembering what the cashier had told him, he finally understood. So he intentionally got into the line of the same cashier's checkout, the lady who told him about his "barracks door."

He was planning to have a little fun with her. So, when BigA reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing there at attention?"

The lady thought for a moment and said, "No. No I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

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Apr 3, 2022 10:08:46   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
BadFisherman wrote:
On his way into the supermarket, Big A walked by a cashier, who noticed that his fly was undone. Looking at him, she said, "Your barracks door is open."

Because this is not a phrase men normally use, he carried on walking into the store, feeling a little puzzled. Later, while shopping, a man came up and told him, "Your fly is open."

Big A zipped up and finished his shopping. Then, remembering what the cashier had told him, he finally understood. So he intentionally got into the line of the same cashier's checkout, the lady who told him about his "barracks door."

He was planning to have a little fun with her. So, when BigA reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing there at attention?"

The lady thought for a moment and said, "No. No I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
On his way into the supermarket, Big A walked by a... (show quote)


Good mornin', BF, that's a winner, thank you, and have a good day.

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Apr 3, 2022 12:41:22   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
flyguy wrote:
Good mornin', BF, that's a winner, thank you, and have a good day.


Good Morning Fly ,yup that's a Weiner! Oops I mean winner,,,😁😅👍

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Apr 3, 2022 13:03:34   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
BadFisherman wrote:
On his way into the supermarket, Big A walked by a cashier, who noticed that his fly was undone. Looking at him, she said, "Your barracks door is open."

Because this is not a phrase men normally use, he carried on walking into the store, feeling a little puzzled. Later, while shopping, a man came up and told him, "Your fly is open."

Big A zipped up and finished his shopping. Then, remembering what the cashier had told him, he finally understood. So he intentionally got into the line of the same cashier's checkout, the lady who told him about his "barracks door."

He was planning to have a little fun with her. So, when BigA reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing there at attention?"

The lady thought for a moment and said, "No. No I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
On his way into the supermarket, Big A walked by a... (show quote)


Good one for sure BF. Big A can't respond on here for 2 reasons.

1st He isn't up yet. ( if you get my meaning ) and 2nd Admin says he is to naughty so he is confined to the attic only.

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Apr 3, 2022 13:11:00   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
Good one for sure BF. Big A can't respond on here for 2 reasons.

1st He isn't up yet. ( if you get my meaning ) and 2nd Admin says he is to naughty so he is confined to the attic only.

I did not know that. I'll have to go see him in the attic.

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Apr 3, 2022 13:39:14   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
BadFisherman wrote:
I did not know that. I'll have to go see him in the attic.


Yep Admin and Big A are like oil and water.

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Apr 3, 2022 14:13:00   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
plumbob wrote:
Yep Admin and Big A are like oil and water.


Funny funny. Poor Big. No respect at all.

#FreeBigA

Courtesy of J in Cleveland.

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Apr 4, 2022 09:34:25   #
Papa Jack Loc: Indianapolis
 
That’s funny

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Apr 4, 2022 10:04:13   #
OldBassGuy Loc: Temecula, CA
 
BadFisherman wrote:
On his way into the supermarket, Big A walked by a cashier, who noticed that his fly was undone. Looking at him, she said, "Your barracks door is open."

Because this is not a phrase men normally use, he carried on walking into the store, feeling a little puzzled. Later, while shopping, a man came up and told him, "Your fly is open."

Big A zipped up and finished his shopping. Then, remembering what the cashier had told him, he finally understood. So he intentionally got into the line of the same cashier's checkout, the lady who told him about his "barracks door."

He was planning to have a little fun with her. So, when BigA reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing there at attention?"

The lady thought for a moment and said, "No. No I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
On his way into the supermarket, Big A walked by a... (show quote)


Very funny BF, keep em coming

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Apr 4, 2022 15:04:26   #
Andy cacciatori Loc: Modesto cal.
 
BadFisherman wrote:
On his way into the supermarket, Big A walked by a cashier, who noticed that his fly was undone. Looking at him, she said, "Your barracks door is open."

Because this is not a phrase men normally use, he carried on walking into the store, feeling a little puzzled. Later, while shopping, a man came up and told him, "Your fly is open."

Big A zipped up and finished his shopping. Then, remembering what the cashier had told him, he finally understood. So he intentionally got into the line of the same cashier's checkout, the lady who told him about his "barracks door."

He was planning to have a little fun with her. So, when BigA reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing there at attention?"

The lady thought for a moment and said, "No. No I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
On his way into the supermarket, Big A walked by a... (show quote)


Where do come up with this stuff?? I love it my wife laughs also.
Have a great week
Andy

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Apr 4, 2022 18:43:29   #
Harris T. Fudpucker Loc: Lafayette, Louisiana
 
What did big A do to get there? LOL

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Apr 4, 2022 23:40:58   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
Thank you for the laugh. Still grinning.

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Apr 5, 2022 14:41:49   #
Kerry Hansen Loc: Bremerton, WA
 
BadFisherman wrote:
On his way into the supermarket, Big A walked by a cashier, who noticed that his fly was undone. Looking at him, she said, "Your barracks door is open."

Because this is not a phrase men normally use, he carried on walking into the store, feeling a little puzzled. Later, while shopping, a man came up and told him, "Your fly is open."

Big A zipped up and finished his shopping. Then, remembering what the cashier had told him, he finally understood. So he intentionally got into the line of the same cashier's checkout, the lady who told him about his "barracks door."

He was planning to have a little fun with her. So, when BigA reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing there at attention?"

The lady thought for a moment and said, "No. No I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
On his way into the supermarket, Big A walked by a... (show quote)


CAN'T GET OUT IF IT CAN'T GET UP!

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