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Apr 2, 2022 12:34:12   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
On St. Patrick's Day at his local bar, Catfish Hunter hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night.

He went home and told his wife, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, darling, what was your toast?"

Catfish replied, "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John," she said.

The next day, his wife ran into one of Catfish's fishing/toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "Catfish won the prize, the other night, with a toast about you."

She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised myself! You know, he's only been there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".

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Apr 2, 2022 12:57:52   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Easy on them ears Babe.

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Apr 2, 2022 13:14:38   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
😮 OMG

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Apr 2, 2022 13:18:09   #
EZ Fishing Loc: College Ward, Utah
 
BadFisherman wrote:
On St. Patrick's Day at his local bar, Catfish Hunter hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night.

He went home and told his wife, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, darling, what was your toast?"

Catfish replied, "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John," she said.

The next day, his wife ran into one of Catfish's fishing/toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "Catfish won the prize, the other night, with a toast about you."

She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised myself! You know, he's only been there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".
On St. Patrick's Day at his local bar, Catfish Hun... (show quote)



Very good BadFisherman.

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Apr 2, 2022 14:11:12   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
BadFisherman wrote:
On St. Patrick's Day at his local bar, Catfish Hunter hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night.

He went home and told his wife, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, darling, what was your toast?"

Catfish replied, "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John," she said.

The next day, his wife ran into one of Catfish's fishing/toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "Catfish won the prize, the other night, with a toast about you."

She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised myself! You know, he's only been there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".
On St. Patrick's Day at his local bar, Catfish Hun... (show quote)


BF that got me jelly roll a goin lol good one man 👍

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Apr 2, 2022 14:12:45   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
BadFisherman wrote:
On St. Patrick's Day at his local bar, Catfish Hunter hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night.

He went home and told his wife, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, darling, what was your toast?"

Catfish replied, "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John," she said.

The next day, his wife ran into one of Catfish's fishing/toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "Catfish won the prize, the other night, with a toast about you."

She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised myself! You know, he's only been there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".
On St. Patrick's Day at his local bar, Catfish Hun... (show quote)


Ha ha that backfired poor Catfish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Apr 2, 2022 16:44:57   #
Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX
 
Now that was funny BF.
Thanks I needed a good laugh.


BD

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Apr 2, 2022 19:05:56   #
Ne. fisherman Loc: Central Nebraska Arnold
 
Poor guy, he’ll never hear the end of it! 😂😂

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Apr 3, 2022 18:54:41   #
Kerry Hansen Loc: Bremerton, WA
 
BadFisherman wrote:
On St. Patrick's Day at his local bar, Catfish Hunter hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night.

He went home and told his wife, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, darling, what was your toast?"

Catfish replied, "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John," she said.

The next day, his wife ran into one of Catfish's fishing/toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "Catfish won the prize, the other night, with a toast about you."

She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised myself! You know, he's only been there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".
On St. Patrick's Day at his local bar, Catfish Hun... (show quote)


LMAO

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Apr 3, 2022 20:08:56   #
Barnacles Loc: Northern California
 
I've actually fallen asleep during a root canal, but I've NEVER fallen asleep while making the little lady happy.

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