F S fake news #17
Apr 2, 2022 10:37:44 #
Could there be Aliens among us here on the stage? Fake news crew reported that:
It was late one afternoon, that the USAF Major and Graveytrain based at Area 51, were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base.
Upon arrival they immediately impounded the aircraft with E.pa.al at the stick and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
E’s story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the base just as he was about to run out of fuel.
The USAF Major started a full FBI background check on E, and held him overnight during the investigation.
Graveytrain fixed a bris quit that made the stay well worth it.
By the next day, they were finally convinced that E really was lost and wasn't a spy.
Gassed up his airplane, gave him an invoice for the gas, and a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing. Complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison or a life time commitment to the FS web site.
Gravey while licking his fingers Told E, Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent E on his way.
The next evening low and behold, to the total disbelief of the Air Force’s MP’s with Saw1 in charge, the same Cessna showed up again.
Saw and the MP's task force from Windsor California paced around the plane.
Only this time to find there were two people in the plane having a what appeared to be a rather intense discussion beneath the covers of darkness.
E, jumped out while buttoning up his shirt and said,
"Do anything you want to me Sergeant Saw, but my wife little e, is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"
The pastor Troy was the only Protestant to log into a predominant Catholic fishing web site.
On the first Friday of Lent, it was told that Troy was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his grill.
Meanwhile all of his F S friends were eating cold tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday during Lent.
On the last Friday of Lent the neighborhood Deacons Randy H, Papa D, and Papa Jack got together and decided that something just HAD to be done about Troy. He was just tempting them to eat meat each Friday of Lent and they couldn't take it anymore.
They decided to try and convert him to be Catholic. They went over and talked with him and were so happy that he decided to join all of his fellow fishers and become a Catholic.
They took him to church on Easter Sunday and the priest sprinkled some salt water over him and told him "You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist and now Poof, you are a Catholic".
Randy and the Papa’s so relieved, now their biggest Lent temptation was resolved. Mary Sue Easter eggs for everyone.
The next year's Lent rolled around. The first Friday of Lent came and just at supper time when the dock fishers were casting and eating their Ugly fish sandwiches. There came the wafting smell of steak cooking on a grill. The trio once again follow their noses and could not believe their eyes!
Had Troy forgotten it was a Friday in Lent. After all he is Old!!!!
The group arrived just in time to see Troy standing over his grill with a small pitcher of water. He was pouring small droplets over his steak on the grill and saying,
"You were born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now Poof, you are a fish."
Yep, the pastor Troy is a wise one alright. And Troy had a Good Friday.
A priest, a fisherman, and an engineer were sentenced to be executed by guillotine.
The executioner known as DC told the Able Man to get the Catfish Hunter to Hunt 22 of the potential Flyguys for execution before going to dbed for the night.
The Gmchief DC, was aware this was a danger 25 times over the last mission. The AbleMan consulted Harris the Fudpucker and decided to pass the buck onto Henry, G we only can find 3. Father Mike, Fisher ghaynes1, and the engineer that ran the Graveytrain50 times around the town.
The priest from West Virginia Mike, said he would like to say one more prayer before he was executed. Mike prays to God to spare his life. So as Mike was about to be executed, the guillotine got stuck.
Now according to West Virginia law, if the guillotine fails to kill the person, they are set free. So, father Mike was let go and sent back home to spread the word while looking for some gold trout.
.
Next up was the fisherman ghaynes1. Seeing the light now and what had happened with the priest, he also prayed to God to have his life spared. Once again, the guillotine failed, his first prayer answered. Fisherman gh1 was sent to Home Depot and get his deck materials on order.
Finally came the Graveytrain engineer. Even though he knew of the good fortune of the previous prisoners, Gravey spends his last moments looking at the guillotine.
And mistakenly says: “Oh, I see the problem...”
Gravey is now serving at another location.
It was late one afternoon, that the USAF Major and Graveytrain based at Area 51, were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base.
Upon arrival they immediately impounded the aircraft with E.pa.al at the stick and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
E’s story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the base just as he was about to run out of fuel.
The USAF Major started a full FBI background check on E, and held him overnight during the investigation.
Graveytrain fixed a bris quit that made the stay well worth it.
By the next day, they were finally convinced that E really was lost and wasn't a spy.
Gassed up his airplane, gave him an invoice for the gas, and a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing. Complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison or a life time commitment to the FS web site.
Gravey while licking his fingers Told E, Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent E on his way.
The next evening low and behold, to the total disbelief of the Air Force’s MP’s with Saw1 in charge, the same Cessna showed up again.
Saw and the MP's task force from Windsor California paced around the plane.
Only this time to find there were two people in the plane having a what appeared to be a rather intense discussion beneath the covers of darkness.
E, jumped out while buttoning up his shirt and said,
"Do anything you want to me Sergeant Saw, but my wife little e, is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"
The pastor Troy was the only Protestant to log into a predominant Catholic fishing web site.
On the first Friday of Lent, it was told that Troy was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his grill.
Meanwhile all of his F S friends were eating cold tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday during Lent.
On the last Friday of Lent the neighborhood Deacons Randy H, Papa D, and Papa Jack got together and decided that something just HAD to be done about Troy. He was just tempting them to eat meat each Friday of Lent and they couldn't take it anymore.
They decided to try and convert him to be Catholic. They went over and talked with him and were so happy that he decided to join all of his fellow fishers and become a Catholic.
They took him to church on Easter Sunday and the priest sprinkled some salt water over him and told him "You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist and now Poof, you are a Catholic".
Randy and the Papa’s so relieved, now their biggest Lent temptation was resolved. Mary Sue Easter eggs for everyone.
The next year's Lent rolled around. The first Friday of Lent came and just at supper time when the dock fishers were casting and eating their Ugly fish sandwiches. There came the wafting smell of steak cooking on a grill. The trio once again follow their noses and could not believe their eyes!
Had Troy forgotten it was a Friday in Lent. After all he is Old!!!!
The group arrived just in time to see Troy standing over his grill with a small pitcher of water. He was pouring small droplets over his steak on the grill and saying,
"You were born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now Poof, you are a fish."
Yep, the pastor Troy is a wise one alright. And Troy had a Good Friday.
A priest, a fisherman, and an engineer were sentenced to be executed by guillotine.
The executioner known as DC told the Able Man to get the Catfish Hunter to Hunt 22 of the potential Flyguys for execution before going to dbed for the night.
The Gmchief DC, was aware this was a danger 25 times over the last mission. The AbleMan consulted Harris the Fudpucker and decided to pass the buck onto Henry, G we only can find 3. Father Mike, Fisher ghaynes1, and the engineer that ran the Graveytrain50 times around the town.
The priest from West Virginia Mike, said he would like to say one more prayer before he was executed. Mike prays to God to spare his life. So as Mike was about to be executed, the guillotine got stuck.
Now according to West Virginia law, if the guillotine fails to kill the person, they are set free. So, father Mike was let go and sent back home to spread the word while looking for some gold trout.
.
Next up was the fisherman ghaynes1. Seeing the light now and what had happened with the priest, he also prayed to God to have his life spared. Once again, the guillotine failed, his first prayer answered. Fisherman gh1 was sent to Home Depot and get his deck materials on order.
Finally came the Graveytrain engineer. Even though he knew of the good fortune of the previous prisoners, Gravey spends his last moments looking at the guillotine.
And mistakenly says: “Oh, I see the problem...”
Gravey is now serving at another location.
Apr 2, 2022 10:43:51 #
Apr 2, 2022 13:35:27 #
EZ Fishing
Loc: College Ward, Utah
plumbob wrote:
Could there be Aliens among us here on the stage? ... (show quote)
Good ones plumbob, You do a great job with these stories.
Apr 2, 2022 13:47:00 #
EZ Fishing wrote:
Good ones plumbob, You do a great job with these stories.
Thanks EZ, just keeping a bb tradition going.
Apr 2, 2022 17:09:37 #
Blackdog
Loc: Round Rock, TX
plumbob wrote:
Could there be Aliens among us here on the stage? ... (show quote)
Smooth Fake News there Plum.
Thanks for the updates and good laughs.
BD
Apr 3, 2022 10:45:29 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
plumbob wrote:
Could there be Aliens among us here on the stage? ... (show quote)
Sprinkle the steak, ha ha ha
Apr 3, 2022 11:46:28 #
Apr 3, 2022 18:15:56 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
Have you written any books or published short stories Plum you do have the talent? 🇺🇸🎣😀👍
Apr 3, 2022 18:40:18 #
HenryG wrote:
Have you written any books or published short stories Plum you do have the talent? 🇺🇸🎣😀👍
No Henry, i actually hated English class with all those diagrams, adverbs, prepositions, nouns and now this political correct stuff just not me.
I just enjoy my EZ fishing with a Blackdog at my side with J in Cleveland to see what kind of Danger i can get into with the Oz.
Apr 3, 2022 18:54:08 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
plumbob wrote:
No Henry, i actually hated English class with all those diagrams, adverbs, prepositions, nouns and now this political correct stuff just not me.
I just enjoy my EZ fishing with a Blackdog at my side with J in Cleveland to see what kind of Danger i can get into with the Oz.
I just enjoy my EZ fishing with a Blackdog at my side with J in Cleveland to see what kind of Danger i can get into with the Oz.
Well you have quit the writing talent 😀👍
Apr 3, 2022 19:00:08 #
HenryG wrote:
Well you have quit the writing talent 😀👍
Thanks, but i don't think the nuns would agree.
Apr 3, 2022 20:20:48 #
Apr 4, 2022 06:32:33 #
Barnacles wrote:
The knack !
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