BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church, and, on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. And, to his surprise, the donkey came in third!

The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER’S ASS SHOWS.

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time, it won. The paper read: PREACHER’S ASS OUT IN FRONT.

The Bishop, however, was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in any more races. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER’S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted in shock. When he came to, he informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.

The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00.

And this was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go.

Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

bknecht Loc: Northeast pa

That’s some funny shi# right there BF.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Good mornin' BF. That's a goodie. Thank you and have a good day.

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Another Classic!

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Good way to start the morning BF. That’s a good one there

Rutinbuck Loc: Haysville, Kansas

That was a good one BF, got me laughing.

Danger25 Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey

Heeheehee….😂

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

Thanks for a good laugh to start my day

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

Good morning, BF. I'm laughing this morning.

DanK58 Loc: Englewood Florida

good one, Thanks

kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ

Hilarious!!!!

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Such is life

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

Paddy O'Brian had been playing the same set of numbers in the lottery for most of his life. He was getting up in years and on this particular weekend he was not feeling well at all and had taken to his bed. His wife was watching the lottery results and realized with shock that Paddy's numbers had finally come in, and he had won a considerable amount of money. Millions in fact. Not wanting to upset him too badly because of his age and his present condition, she called Father Mick O'Hara and asked him for advice. Father Mick says, well Margaret, why not let me talk to him, perhaps I can find a way to break it to him gently?
So Father Mick goes into the bed room and starts up a conversation with Paddy, of nothing in particular, but finally gets down to it. Paddy, he says, you been playin the lottery and those same 5 numbers for most of your life. Tell me, what would you do with the money if you actually won?
Well Father, says Paddy, I've thought about that quite a lot actually, now that my time here on Earth is getting shorter and shorter. I would of course set aside a modest amount for Margaret, I would want her to be comfortable. But the rest? Ah, I would probably donate it to the church.
And Father Mick had a heart attack and died.

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Jim Kay Loc: Franklin, Virginia

LMAO