BadFisherman wrote:
Big A...This morning, I posted a thread just for you. It is titled 'An apt description'. It is as follows...
...On his way into the supermarket, Big A walked by a cashier, who noticed that his fly was undone. Looking at him, she said, "Your barracks door is open."
Because this is not a phrase men normally use, he carried on walking into the store, feeling a little pu9zzled. Later, while shopping, a man came up and told him, "Your fly is open."
Big A zipped up and finished his shopping. Then, remembering what the cashier had told him, he finally understood. So he intentionally got into the line of the same cashier's checkout, the lady who told him about his "barracks door."
He was planning to have a little fun with her. So, when BigA reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing there at attention?"
The lady thought for a moment and said, "No. No I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
Have a great day, big buddy.
Big A...This morning, I posted a thread just for y... (
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Oh, good ! I can respond !
I can read all the sites - it's just
my responses that are restricted !
You're a funny man BF, as is PB
who posted a funny response !
FYI - 'Junior' does not suffer
from 'ED', but he does get a little 'sleepy' and may need 'reviving'
on occasion ! 'He' may not have
been awake (up ?)when this was posted, but he can be 'up and
alert' in no time, especially if
there is a 'sweet young thing'
nearby who needs 'attention' !
(I have to defend his honor as
he can't defend himself !)
Worse comes to worst, there's
always the old 'hammer and spray starch' solution, usually reserved for extreme emergency situations !
Fortunately, there is now a 'little
blue pill' that can help 'him' keep
his head up - a lot less painful than
the above-mentioned method and much more efficient !
So ! How are you two gents (good buddies ?) keeping YOUR 'heads'
up, hmmm ? 😂