Going to Confession
Mar 31, 2022 07:38:18 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A boy confesses to his priest.
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Nancy Connor?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Judy Cohen?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Kate Takenyo?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rose DeMarco, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'A four month holiday and five good leads...'
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Nancy Connor?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Judy Cohen?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Kate Takenyo?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rose DeMarco, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'A four month holiday and five good leads...'
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Mar 31, 2022 10:47:24 #
EZ Fishing
Loc: College Ward, Utah
BadFisherman wrote:
A boy confesses to his priest. br br 'Bless me Fa... (show quote)
Good one the Priest just added good leads for a good time. Thanks BadFisherman.
Mar 31, 2022 13:42:20 #
BadFisherman wrote:
A boy confesses to his priest. br br 'Bless me Fa... (show quote)
I was a good Altar Boy in 8th grade,,,,, except for my dreams of Sophia Loren !! Oh Baby Doll !!!!😁
Mar 31, 2022 14:16:15 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
I was a good Altar Boy in 8th grade,,,,, except for my dreams of Sophia Loren !! Oh Baby Doll !!!!😁
Didn't you just love her and Ann Margaret in the 'grumpy old men' series
Mom'ma mia 
Mar 31, 2022 14:21:57 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Didn't you just love her and Ann Margaret in the 'grumpy old men' series Mom'ma mia
Mom'ma mia Oh Gosh Yes🤗🤗😍
Mar 31, 2022 14:58:05 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Oh Gosh Yes🤗🤗😍
Or, as Matthau's character so aptly stated upon seeing her, first time... "Holy-Molley"
Mar 31, 2022 20:17:22 #
Mar 31, 2022 20:46:44 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Or, as Matthau's character so aptly stated upon seeing her, first time... "Holy-Molley"
Grumpy old men movies were some of my favorites. Holy Moly is exactly right.
The remote controls through the windows was funny… fish in truck… everything.
Jack Lemon was asked by his dad… “ does she have big thighs son “ ?
Taking ol one eye to the optometrist…
Apr 1, 2022 02:00:41 #
Big TC
Loc: Raytown, MO.
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Oh Gosh Yes🤗🤗😍
One of my favorites was Maryanne, from Gilligan Island.
Apr 1, 2022 03:15:30 #
Apr 1, 2022 08:42:17 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Didn't you just love her and Ann Margaret in the 'grumpy old men' series Mom'ma mia
Mom'ma mia I was shocked when I saw how incredibly well Ann Margaret had aged, and then, Ms. Loren in "Grumpier " .
I must agree... Mama Mia ! Two of our greatest imports ever.......
Apr 1, 2022 09:19:13 #
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