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Mar 30, 2022 07:40:48   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Ghaynes1 had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years, when one day sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

"It's certainly not a ship", he thought to himself.

As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned guy and says: "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," he replied, while trembling.

With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.

Ghaynes1 takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says: "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him.

Trembling, our castaway replies: "Ten years."

She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.

He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says: "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!"

At this point, she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at G-man seductively, and asks: "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"

With tears in his eyes, Ghaynes1 falls to his knees and sobs: "Oh good Lord! Don't tell me you've got a laptop with access to The Fishing Stage?"

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Mar 30, 2022 07:48:10   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
Good one BF, good morning laugh

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Mar 30, 2022 07:49:25   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Never expected that

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Mar 30, 2022 07:58:03   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Ghaynes1 had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years, when one day sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

"It's certainly not a ship", he thought to himself.

As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned guy and says: "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," he replied, while trembling.

With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.

Ghaynes1 takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says: "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him.

Trembling, our castaway replies: "Ten years."

She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.

He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says: "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!"

At this point, she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at G-man seductively, and asks: "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"

With tears in his eyes, Ghaynes1 falls to his knees and sobs: "Oh good Lord! Don't tell me you've got a laptop with access to The Fishing Stage?"
Ghaynes1 had been stranded on a desert island for ... (show quote)

Hahaha dang it G 🤣

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Mar 30, 2022 08:07:45   #
ripogenu Loc: norfolk, MA
 
I’m beginning to wonder what’s in the water in Lake Whitney Tx........

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Mar 30, 2022 08:08:40   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Ghaynes1 had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years, when one day sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

"It's certainly not a ship", he thought to himself.

As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned guy and says: "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," he replied, while trembling.

With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.

Ghaynes1 takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says: "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him.

Trembling, our castaway replies: "Ten years."

She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.

He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says: "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!"

At this point, she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at G-man seductively, and asks: "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"

With tears in his eyes, Ghaynes1 falls to his knees and sobs: "Oh good Lord! Don't tell me you've got a laptop with access to The Fishing Stage?"
Ghaynes1 had been stranded on a desert island for ... (show quote)


ha ha ha

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Mar 30, 2022 08:13:03   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Ghaynes1 had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years, when one day sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

"It's certainly not a ship", he thought to himself.

As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned guy and says: "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," he replied, while trembling.

With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.

Ghaynes1 takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says: "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him.

Trembling, our castaway replies: "Ten years."

She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.

He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says: "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!"

At this point, she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at G-man seductively, and asks: "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"

With tears in his eyes, Ghaynes1 falls to his knees and sobs: "Oh good Lord! Don't tell me you've got a laptop with access to The Fishing Stage?"
Ghaynes1 had been stranded on a desert island for ... (show quote)
Most excellent BF. You and Kandy have relieved my doldrums this morning.

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Mar 30, 2022 08:15:05   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Ghaynes1 had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years, when one day sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

"It's certainly not a ship", he thought to himself.

As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned guy and says: "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," he replied, while trembling.

With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.

Ghaynes1 takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says: "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him.

Trembling, our castaway replies: "Ten years."

She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.

He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says: "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!"

At this point, she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at G-man seductively, and asks: "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"

With tears in his eyes, Ghaynes1 falls to his knees and sobs: "Oh good Lord! Don't tell me you've got a laptop with access to The Fishing Stage?"
Ghaynes1 had been stranded on a desert island for ... (show quote)


Nice twist 👍

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Mar 30, 2022 08:30:15   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Ghaynes1 had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years, when one day sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

"It's certainly not a ship", he thought to himself.

As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned guy and says: "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," he replied, while trembling.

With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.

Ghaynes1 takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says: "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him.

Trembling, our castaway replies: "Ten years."

She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.

He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says: "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!"

At this point, she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at G-man seductively, and asks: "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"

With tears in his eyes, Ghaynes1 falls to his knees and sobs: "Oh good Lord! Don't tell me you've got a laptop with access to The Fishing Stage?"
Ghaynes1 had been stranded on a desert island for ... (show quote)


That's our boy 😂. He was worried about us.. 👍👍

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Mar 30, 2022 08:35:35   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Ghaynes1 had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years, when one day sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

"It's certainly not a ship", he thought to himself.

As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned guy and says: "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," he replied, while trembling.

With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.

Ghaynes1 takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says: "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him.

Trembling, our castaway replies: "Ten years."

She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.

He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says: "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!"

At this point, she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at G-man seductively, and asks: "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"

With tears in his eyes, Ghaynes1 falls to his knees and sobs: "Oh good Lord! Don't tell me you've got a laptop with access to The Fishing Stage?"
Ghaynes1 had been stranded on a desert island for ... (show quote)


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Really

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Mar 30, 2022 09:05:58   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Nice twist on an old Classic!

The version I grew up with would have been Greg responding with “You mean to tell me you have a set of golf clubs in there?”

Then again, I come from a golfing family😂

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Mar 30, 2022 09:07:13   #
Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX
 
That was Funny BF.
Way to stay true G1
HAHA

BD

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Mar 30, 2022 09:42:28   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
Loved the ending

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Mar 30, 2022 09:54:07   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
ripogenu wrote:
I’m beginning to wonder what’s in the water in Lake Whitney Tx........

Along with mine...fish urine.

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Mar 30, 2022 09:54:54   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Ghaynes1 had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years, when one day sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

"It's certainly not a ship", he thought to himself.

As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned guy and says: "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," he replied, while trembling.

With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.

Ghaynes1 takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says: "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him.

Trembling, our castaway replies: "Ten years."

She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.

He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says: "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!"

At this point, she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at G-man seductively, and asks: "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"

With tears in his eyes, Ghaynes1 falls to his knees and sobs: "Oh good Lord! Don't tell me you've got a laptop with access to The Fishing Stage?"
Ghaynes1 had been stranded on a desert island for ... (show quote)


Awww man !! I'm gonna stick with what was going through my grape !!😂🤣👍

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