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Mar 30, 2022 07:36:41   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
Conjoined twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar stool
one said "Don't mind us ,we are joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim, two Molsens, draft please"
The bartender feeling awkward tries to make polite conversation while he draws the beer. "Been on vacation yet guys?"
John says "Oh,we are off to jolly old England next month. We go there every year, rent a car and just drive all over, don't we Jim?"
Jim nods
"Ah,England "says the bartender. "Wonderful country, the history, the culture, and especially their food and beer. You must love it a lot".
"Naw"says John "we don't care for all that, hamburgers and Molsens are for us. Right Jim"?
Jim nods
John adds "And we really can't stand the British, they are arrogant and rude".
the bartender was confused. "If you really feel that way, then why do you go back every year?"
"It gives Jim a chance to drive"

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Mar 30, 2022 07:47:12   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Never thought of that good one Kandy

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Mar 30, 2022 08:03:53   #
Billy awesome Loc: New hampshire
 
Bloody good

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Mar 30, 2022 08:08:58   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
kandydisbar wrote:
Conjoined twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar stool
one said "Don't mind us ,we are joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim, two Molsens, draft please"
The bartender feeling awkward tries to make polite conversation while he draws the beer. "Been on vacation yet guys?"
John says "Oh,we are off to jolly old England next month. We go there every year, rent a car and just drive all over, don't we Jim?"
Jim nods
"Ah,England "says the bartender. "Wonderful country, the history, the culture, and especially their food and beer. You must love it a lot".
"Naw"says John "we don't care for all that, hamburgers and Molsens are for us. Right Jim"?
Jim nods
John adds "And we really can't stand the British, they are arrogant and rude".
the bartender was confused. "If you really feel that way, then why do you go back every year?"
"It gives Jim a chance to drive"
Conjoined twins walk into a bar and park themselve... (show quote)
You did good Kandy. I’m still laughing👍👍👍

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Mar 30, 2022 08:33:22   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
kandydisbar wrote:
Conjoined twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar stool
one said "Don't mind us ,we are joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim, two Molsens, draft please"
The bartender feeling awkward tries to make polite conversation while he draws the beer. "Been on vacation yet guys?"
John says "Oh,we are off to jolly old England next month. We go there every year, rent a car and just drive all over, don't we Jim?"
Jim nods
"Ah,England "says the bartender. "Wonderful country, the history, the culture, and especially their food and beer. You must love it a lot".
"Naw"says John "we don't care for all that, hamburgers and Molsens are for us. Right Jim"?
Jim nods
John adds "And we really can't stand the British, they are arrogant and rude".
the bartender was confused. "If you really feel that way, then why do you go back every year?"
"It gives Jim a chance to drive"
Conjoined twins walk into a bar and park themselve... (show quote)

😂😂 That's a new one. Have a good day Kandy 👍

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Mar 30, 2022 08:37:30   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
kandydisbar wrote:
Conjoined twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar stool
one said "Don't mind us ,we are joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim, two Molsens, draft please"
The bartender feeling awkward tries to make polite conversation while he draws the beer. "Been on vacation yet guys?"
John says "Oh,we are off to jolly old England next month. We go there every year, rent a car and just drive all over, don't we Jim?"
Jim nods
"Ah,England "says the bartender. "Wonderful country, the history, the culture, and especially their food and beer. You must love it a lot".
"Naw"says John "we don't care for all that, hamburgers and Molsens are for us. Right Jim"?
Jim nods
John adds "And we really can't stand the British, they are arrogant and rude".
the bartender was confused. "If you really feel that way, then why do you go back every year?"
"It gives Jim a chance to drive"
Conjoined twins walk into a bar and park themselve... (show quote)


Hip hip Cheerio 🤣🤣🤣

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Mar 30, 2022 09:07:57   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Good one Kandy!

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Mar 30, 2022 09:15:34   #
EZ Fishing Loc: College Ward, Utah
 
kandydisbar wrote:
Conjoined twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar stool
one said "Don't mind us ,we are joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim, two Molsens, draft please"
The bartender feeling awkward tries to make polite conversation while he draws the beer. "Been on vacation yet guys?"
John says "Oh,we are off to jolly old England next month. We go there every year, rent a car and just drive all over, don't we Jim?"
Jim nods
"Ah,England "says the bartender. "Wonderful country, the history, the culture, and especially their food and beer. You must love it a lot".
"Naw"says John "we don't care for all that, hamburgers and Molsens are for us. Right Jim"?
Jim nods
John adds "And we really can't stand the British, they are arrogant and rude".
the bartender was confused. "If you really feel that way, then why do you go back every year?"
"It gives Jim a chance to drive"
Conjoined twins walk into a bar and park themselve... (show quote)


Good one kandy.

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Mar 30, 2022 09:44:50   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 

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Mar 30, 2022 09:52:28   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
kandydisbar wrote:
Conjoined twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar stool
one said "Don't mind us ,we are joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim, two Molsens, draft please"
The bartender feeling awkward tries to make polite conversation while he draws the beer. "Been on vacation yet guys?"
John says "Oh,we are off to jolly old England next month. We go there every year, rent a car and just drive all over, don't we Jim?"
Jim nods
"Ah,England "says the bartender. "Wonderful country, the history, the culture, and especially their food and beer. You must love it a lot".
"Naw"says John "we don't care for all that, hamburgers and Molsens are for us. Right Jim"?
Jim nods
John adds "And we really can't stand the British, they are arrogant and rude".
the bartender was confused. "If you really feel that way, then why do you go back every year?"
"It gives Jim a chance to drive"
Conjoined twins walk into a bar and park themselve... (show quote)


🤣👍Such a good brother !! Too funny !!

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Mar 30, 2022 10:31:01   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Didn't see that coming. Good one Kandy

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Mar 30, 2022 10:38:34   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
Grizzly 17 wrote:
😂😂 That's a new one. Have a good day Kandy 👍


I do believe that's the first time I've heard that one too.

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Mar 30, 2022 11:45:26   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
Sooo thoughtful of him!

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Mar 30, 2022 12:09:31   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
kandydisbar wrote:
Conjoined twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar stool
one said "Don't mind us ,we are joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim, two Molsens, draft please"
The bartender feeling awkward tries to make polite conversation while he draws the beer. "Been on vacation yet guys?"
John says "Oh,we are off to jolly old England next month. We go there every year, rent a car and just drive all over, don't we Jim?"
Jim nods
"Ah,England "says the bartender. "Wonderful country, the history, the culture, and especially their food and beer. You must love it a lot".
"Naw"says John "we don't care for all that, hamburgers and Molsens are for us. Right Jim"?
Jim nods
John adds "And we really can't stand the British, they are arrogant and rude".
the bartender was confused. "If you really feel that way, then why do you go back every year?"
"It gives Jim a chance to drive"
Conjoined twins walk into a bar and park themselve... (show quote)


🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽

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Mar 30, 2022 12:52:09   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
kandydisbar wrote:
Conjoined twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar stool
one said "Don't mind us ,we are joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim, two Molsens, draft please"
The bartender feeling awkward tries to make polite conversation while he draws the beer. "Been on vacation yet guys?"
John says "Oh,we are off to jolly old England next month. We go there every year, rent a car and just drive all over, don't we Jim?"
Jim nods
"Ah,England "says the bartender. "Wonderful country, the history, the culture, and especially their food and beer. You must love it a lot".
"Naw"says John "we don't care for all that, hamburgers and Molsens are for us. Right Jim"?
Jim nods
John adds "And we really can't stand the British, they are arrogant and rude".
the bartender was confused. "If you really feel that way, then why do you go back every year?"
"It gives Jim a chance to drive"
Conjoined twins walk into a bar and park themselve... (show quote)


Kandy new one for me.

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