Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Ralph was an avid fisherman who
didn't really LIE, per se, but was one
to greatly augment (or stretch) the t***h regarding the size or quantity
of his catch on any (and every)
given day - when it came to 'tall
tales/fish stories' he was practically
unbeatable !

One day he's out by himself, slips
in the boat, cracks his head and drowns ! Next thing he knows, he's facing St.Peter at the Gates, who's astounded to see him there !

"Ralph ? What are you doing here ?
You know there's no way I can let
you in here with the lies/stories
you've told, right ?"

Really ? You can't cut me some
slack ? I thought that if anyone understood, it would be you !
After all, you were once a fisherman, too !"

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

I think Ralph has posted here in the past.

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Probably, but it's been awhile and we've acquired some 'newbies'
since then !

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Personally, I think he made a good point

Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅

He ain’t lying 🤣🤣🤣

Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)

Yeah but I had to change my name. Too many people caught on too quick😉