F S fake news #14
Mar 26, 2022 12:56:43 #
Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old badbobby draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old RJS yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see." He starts up the stairs and pauses, then he yells, "Was I going up the stairs or coming down?"
The 92 year old Badfisherman was sitting at the kitchen table having coffee listening to his brothers.
He shakes his head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." He knocks on wood for good luck.
He then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
Professor Randy Hartford develops a theory to determine how truthful patients are when asked about their sex life.
According to his theory, the wider the smile is, the more frequent the intercourse.
To put Randy’s theory into practice, he invites some of his patients into the practice and ask them to have a seat on the sofa.
The first patient Fredfish, is asked a few questions and, seeing the smile, asks: You're together once a week, aren't you?
Fred says: Yes, doctor!
Randy proceeds to the next patient on the sofa and proceeds to ask Dozer Dave, but noticed wide grin exposing his dimples, and Randy says:
DD and your wife are together every two days, right?
Yes says DD, It's amazing how you figured that out!
Professor Randy goes over to bknecht the guy at the end of the row with the corners of his mouth up to his ears.
Randy says: you guys have sex every day?
No, doctor expresses bk.
Every two days? Ask Randy
Nope bk says shaking his head.
Monthly? Ask Randy getting concerned.
Not possible bk recalls.
Every year? Is all Randy could now come up with.
Bingo! shouts bk, Yes, one night a year.
Then why are you grinning like that? The much relieved Randy ask?
bk much exited at just the thought “Because tonight is the NIGHT! “
After failing math, Wulffy’s parents Papa Jack and the Weekend Hooker decide to move him from the local public school to a nearby Catholic school.
Within a few months, Wulffy is passing with flying colors.
Papa Jack asked Wulffy for the reason behind his sudden improvement.
"Was it the strict nuns like sister Maid Marion?
The Weekend Hooker asked was it the rigor of class studying or the example of other students like the upstanding Catfish Hunter?
Wulffy shook his head.
"Well what was it then"? Asked his little brother Edward L?
Wulffy replys: "Truth is, when I first arrived and saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business".
One night the 96 year old badbobby draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old RJS yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see." He starts up the stairs and pauses, then he yells, "Was I going up the stairs or coming down?"
The 92 year old Badfisherman was sitting at the kitchen table having coffee listening to his brothers.
He shakes his head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." He knocks on wood for good luck.
He then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
Professor Randy Hartford develops a theory to determine how truthful patients are when asked about their sex life.
According to his theory, the wider the smile is, the more frequent the intercourse.
To put Randy’s theory into practice, he invites some of his patients into the practice and ask them to have a seat on the sofa.
The first patient Fredfish, is asked a few questions and, seeing the smile, asks: You're together once a week, aren't you?
Fred says: Yes, doctor!
Randy proceeds to the next patient on the sofa and proceeds to ask Dozer Dave, but noticed wide grin exposing his dimples, and Randy says:
DD and your wife are together every two days, right?
Yes says DD, It's amazing how you figured that out!
Professor Randy goes over to bknecht the guy at the end of the row with the corners of his mouth up to his ears.
Randy says: you guys have sex every day?
No, doctor expresses bk.
Every two days? Ask Randy
Nope bk says shaking his head.
Monthly? Ask Randy getting concerned.
Not possible bk recalls.
Every year? Is all Randy could now come up with.
Bingo! shouts bk, Yes, one night a year.
Then why are you grinning like that? The much relieved Randy ask?
bk much exited at just the thought “Because tonight is the NIGHT! “
After failing math, Wulffy’s parents Papa Jack and the Weekend Hooker decide to move him from the local public school to a nearby Catholic school.
Within a few months, Wulffy is passing with flying colors.
Papa Jack asked Wulffy for the reason behind his sudden improvement.
"Was it the strict nuns like sister Maid Marion?
The Weekend Hooker asked was it the rigor of class studying or the example of other students like the upstanding Catfish Hunter?
Wulffy shook his head.
"Well what was it then"? Asked his little brother Edward L?
Wulffy replys: "Truth is, when I first arrived and saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business".
Mar 26, 2022 13:03:06 #
Mar 26, 2022 13:05:06 #
Slimshady
Loc: Central Pennsylvania
You are definitely on a roll today Plum. All good ones. You gotta be excited for ol Bk
Mar 26, 2022 13:21:37 #
Slimshady wrote:
You are definitely on a roll today Plum. All good ones. You gotta be excited for ol Bk
He's your neighbor Slim, let us know when he is smiling again.
Mar 26, 2022 13:26:13 #
Mar 26, 2022 14:41:35 #
mistred64 wrote:
Good ones.
Pictures, please.
Mar 26, 2022 15:42:00 #
plumbob wrote:
Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house t... (show quote)
Really good one there Plumbob Thank 🤣🤣🤣 especially BK 🤣🤣🤣
Mar 26, 2022 16:40:43 #
Mar 27, 2022 07:47:57 #
plumbob wrote:
Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house t... (show quote)
Hahahaha good laughs this cold mornin👍
Mar 27, 2022 09:34:16 #
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