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Mar 26, 2022 08:07:54   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, officer.

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course.

A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, why not make the best of it?"

"So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes."

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing.

"OK. Good luck!"

"Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

“Not everybody pays."

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Mar 26, 2022 08:12:53   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Wow the things we think are funny

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Mar 26, 2022 08:13:45   #
EZ Fishing Loc: College Ward, Utah
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, officer.

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course.

A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, why not make the best of it?"

"So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes."

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing.

"OK. Good luck!"

"Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

“Not everybody pays."
A little old lady was walking down the street drag... (show quote)


Ouch! Good one BadFisherman!👍👍

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Mar 26, 2022 08:26:02   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
Must have been Lorena Bobbit’s mother. 😳😬😁

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Mar 26, 2022 08:26:41   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
Bleeding out oh my

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Mar 26, 2022 08:53:51   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, officer.

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course.

A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, why not make the best of it?"

"So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes."

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing.

"OK. Good luck!"

"Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

“Not everybody pays."
A little old lady was walking down the street drag... (show quote)


Good mornin', BF, that a winner, or maybe it should be a wiener. Have a good one.

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Mar 26, 2022 08:53:58   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, officer.

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course.

A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, why not make the best of it?"

"So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes."

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing.

"OK. Good luck!"

"Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

“Not everybody pays."
A little old lady was walking down the street drag... (show quote)


I always carry cash!
Good one BF .

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Mar 26, 2022 09:35:51   #
ripogenu Loc: norfolk, MA
 
golfing can get expensive!

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Mar 26, 2022 10:05:33   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
Must have been Lorena Bobbit’s mother. 😳😬😁

That's kind'a what I was thinking, Fourchon.

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Mar 26, 2022 10:34:05   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
dbed wrote:
Wow the things we think are funny

Sort'a like slapstick comedy is always funny when it happens to someone else, and not yourself.

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Mar 26, 2022 10:46:43   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
That makes you cringe just thinking about it

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Mar 26, 2022 11:09:52   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Slimshady wrote:
That makes you cringe just thinking about it

Doesn't it.

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Mar 26, 2022 12:05:19   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Ouch! Just Sayin...RJS

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Mar 26, 2022 13:25:50   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
BadFisherman wrote:
That's kind'a what I was thinking, Fourchon.


Great minds. Not to mention, we’re careful of where we place our appendages.

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Mar 26, 2022 16:14:48   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, officer.

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course.

A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, why not make the best of it?"

"So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes."

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing.

"OK. Good luck!"

"Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

“Not everybody pays."
A little old lady was walking down the street drag... (show quote)


Yikes 😳😳😳😳

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