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Mar 25, 2022 11:24:06   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
That's a groan with a smile.

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Mar 25, 2022 11:45:55   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then pee.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

Thought you'd like to know.
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company ... (show quote)


👍👍

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Mar 25, 2022 11:48:51   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
flyguy wrote:
Good mornin', BF. Don't tell my wife that.

Fly, you have my word.

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Mar 25, 2022 12:36:29   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then pee.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

Thought you'd like to know.
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company ... (show quote)

Well, so the psychic dog lives in Kansas. That's good to know. Just Sayin...RJS

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Mar 25, 2022 12:38:04   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Good one I hope he fixed it for the dog's sake

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Mar 25, 2022 13:38:18   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
Only in Kansas??? 🥴🤣

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Mar 25, 2022 13:42:13   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Randyhartford wrote:
Only in Kansas??? 🥴🤣
That’s where Toto lives……

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Mar 25, 2022 13:47:34   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Randyhartford wrote:
Only in Kansas??? 🥴🤣

Well, if Santa can live in Kansas, why can't this special dog

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Mar 25, 2022 14:12:32   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Good lesson there BF!

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Mar 25, 2022 14:55:15   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
Graywulff wrote:
That’s where Toto lives……


👍

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Mar 25, 2022 15:02:18   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
As kids we had a friend pee on the electric fence - shocking experience for him and one he would never forget.

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Mar 25, 2022 16:13:15   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Huntm22 wrote:
As kids we had a friend pee on the electric fence - shocking experience for him and one he would never forget.
Something like this??



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Mar 25, 2022 16:27:47   #
Graveytrain50 Loc: DFW Area Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then pee.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

Thought you'd like to know.
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company ... (show quote)

I love it🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Mar 25, 2022 16:30:25   #
Graveytrain50 Loc: DFW Area Texas
 
Graywulff wrote:
Something like this??

😂😂😂😱🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Mar 25, 2022 16:37:08   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
Graywulff wrote:
Something like this??


Now that was a charge and a half 🤣🤣🤣

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