According to my dad, what he
called a "Honeymoon Sandwich"
was just 'lettuce alone' !
A young 'fairy' goes to his doctor
for a physical - after the prelimina-
ries (temperature/blood pressure, etc.), the Doc tells him he's getting
a rectal exam, so he needs to drop
his drawers and bend over, which
he does ! As he's putting the gloves
on, the Doc glances down and
notices something protruding from the guy's butt - upon closer examina-tion, he tells the guy -
"Hey, Mack ! What's with this lettuce sticking out of your butt ?"
"I've got news for you, Doc ! That's
just the tip of the 'iceberg' !"
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